Preface: After your adventurous older brother was in a hiking accident, he was subject to emergency surgery. Though his surgery went smoothly, he had stories of his not-so-great recovery service. Throughout his overnight stay he was only given a half-knitten quilt, some store bought apple juice, and a pack of cheese and crackers with a tiny red stick.
Validation: Public Healthcare
Option 1: "It was terrible!" complains your brother, @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@. "Sure, you can expect poorer quality when services are free, but that was just too much. I hoped for an easy recovery, not choosing between sleeping cold or sleeping itchy. If you don't want to add insult to injury, allocate more money to public healthcare!" He punches your shoulder affectionately. "See? I can make good solutions too."
Outcome: @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ commonly fake injuries to get gourmet hospital food
Option 2: "That's just gonna give us more taxes!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, ex-CEO of @@CAPITAL@@ Healthcare. "Maybe it's time to stop nannying us like a wounded child, and let us make our own dang decisions! Hand healthcare back to the private sector and we'll breathe life back into your precious after-surgery care. Sure, it'll be more expensive for the civilians, but that's what welfare funds are for, right?"
Outcome: any suggestions?
Option 3: "If anything, we need less recovery amenities," argues @@RANDOMNAME@@, working @@HIS@@ third overtime this week. "We give a blanket, a bite of food, and a cup of liquid for all the patient's meals. Do you know how many patients I have to tend to hourly? At first, it doesn't seem like I do much, but first they'll be asking for a pillow, and then they're asking for a heated blanket, a teddy bear, and a bedtime story! Use just enough money to give patients basic needs, and yes, I'll be blatant with things. Put the rest of the bloody money into my rubbish paycheck! If the patients want anything other special items, they can bring them from their own darn homes!"
Outcome: doctors have to help patients and their own homes because it's more comfortable
