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YL is shot by AL, YL's reaction to this?(Final words I guess

Postby Alitrus » Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:25 am

No, Once more, I'm not doing the UI

So YL is shot by the AL for god knows what reason, or your god, or your belief or something. What is YL's final words towards the AL, yes this is fatal.
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Postby New Stonkopolis » Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:55 am

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Postby Ashotu Three » Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:16 am

New Stonkopolis wrote:“Welp, looks like I may join my fathah in heaven.
Wait, that doesn’t hurt as much…
GET BACK HERE, YOU B**CH”
*Starts chasing, with an AR-25 before collapsing

See you in hell
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Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:54 am

*Dies an Anti-Climactic Death*

AL: "Huh, tha-"

*AL gets hit by 20 paveway bombs as the Star Spangled Banner intensifies*
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Postby Ashotu Three » Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:55 am

Independent Republic of Boldonia wrote:*Dies an Anti-Climactic Death*

AL: "Huh, tha-"

*AL gets hit by 20 paveway bombs as the entire western world invades Stratonesia as the Star Spangled Banner intensifies*

See you in hell! I will enjoy myself there...
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:56 am

I must get my revenge somehow... But where are they? Wait... There's a leader down there. Bang...

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Postby Ashotu Three » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:23 pm

See you in hell

Then he throws a unpinned grenade at AL
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Postby Bigpipstan » Fri Feb 03, 2023 12:16 pm

Assuming he survives the shot. "You ape! You should have aimed for the head!" he then tries to stab his attacker with his horn while bleeding.
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Postby The United Planetary Commonwealth » Fri Feb 03, 2023 4:08 pm

BRO, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Seriously though he’d probably say nothing and just cry in pain because our leaders like that.
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