The Security Council,
Remembering the events of November 3rd, 2022, when international markets were thrown into disarray by escalated mass inflation on an unprecedented level of severity,
Shaken by several nations’ actions during that day, chiefly Giovanniland, who amassed approximately 28,000,000 deck value in riches. Despite the efforts of other nations such as Mikeswill to join in exploiting this financial volatility, Giovanniland quickly ascended to the highest known recorded wealth, far exceeding all other nations;
Shocked that during the exponential increase in wealth by several nations, the World Census agencies responsible for tracking said resources found themselves unable to process these abrupt changes for some time, leading to a total market crash soon after,
Impressed by the cosmic powers that staff the Trading Cards Committee taking note of these tremendous changes and making swift and retributive actions against the various offending nations and the international artwork community as a whole, actions that brought forth new changes to the guidelines to prevent such disturbances from ever happening again,
Taking notice of the valuation of international artwork in the aftermath of these reforms, seeing values equalizing at a more fair level which corresponds to the uniqueness of discovered or purchased artworks,
Horrified that in the aftermath of the subsequent market collapse, Koem Kab ([resolution=SC=287]condemned by this esteemed body[/resolution] for nefarious deeds in the artistic collection fields) returned to dominance in international artwork,
Acknowledging that while micro-inflation may still be accomplished by art traders, it is infeasible to conduct inflation on the level criticized by Against Inflationary Practices, certainly not to the lengths described as leading to “turbulent volatility of artwork pricing” and “severe deterioration in reliability” of value determinations,
Asserting that at present, due to the minimal remaining potential for inflation on a much less harmful scale, it is pertinent for the Security Council to adapt its policies and rescind previous stances on this issue,
Hereby repeals Against Inflationary Practices.
Co-author: Quebecshire