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[DRAFT] Condemn The League

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[DRAFT] Condemn The League

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:19 am

The Security Council,

HORRIFIED by The League’s interference in the ongoing liberation of Islamic States,

BELIEVING that it was totally wrong for them to attack forces with the same goals who had shown up first, possibly because The League were motivated more by glory-seeking than anything else,

RECOGNISING Thneedville forces, led by Nationalist Northumbria, as being the true coalition of the willing and deserving the credit,

CONSIDERING that The League are no better than the raiders they evidently falsely claim to oppose,

ADDING to this their record of using the Security Council to commend undeserving nominees just because they are from their region,

Hereby condemns The League.
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:21 am

Aww, did someone’s massive ego get bruised when they got booted from Islamic States?

In terms of the draft; different day, same old shit.
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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:24 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Aww, did someone’s massive ego get bruised when they got booted from Islamic States?

In terms of the draft; different day, same old shit.

Unlike The League, for me it’s not about ego.
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Postby Barlyy » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:32 am

I'd support this if Thneedville was better decorated as a region (flag, banner, etc) but it looks soooooo bland. Like, who'd condemn the League for taking credit from such a boooring region? Get a good flag and banner, maybe give some color to the WFE, and then I might change my opinion in the future.

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Postby The Hurricane » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:36 am

So you were banjected 27 minutes ago/and this thread was made 12 minutes ago.. this proposal (at max) took 15 minutes to make. Against.

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Postby WayNeacTia » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:58 am

Why do I foresee NN being banned from creating threads on The League?
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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:35 am

Wayneactia wrote:Why do I foresee NN being banned from creating threads on The League?

Why indeed?

The Hurricane wrote:So you were banjected 27 minutes ago/and this thread was made 12 minutes ago.. this proposal (at max) took 15 minutes to make. Against.

Maybe you should judge it on its quality instead of how long it took to make.
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Postby Ministry Of Defense » Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:39 am

Barlyy wrote:I'd support this if Thneedville was better decorated as a region (flag, banner, etc) but it looks soooooo bland. Like, who'd condemn the League for taking credit from such a boooring region? Get a good flag and banner, maybe give some color to the WFE, and then I might change my opinion in the future.

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I agree with you.Even the WFE makes it look unattractive.

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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 3:03 am

Ministry Of Defense wrote:
Barlyy wrote:I'd support this if Thneedville was better decorated as a region (flag, banner, etc) but it looks soooooo bland. Like, who'd condemn the League for taking credit from such a boooring region? Get a good flag and banner, maybe give some color to the WFE, and then I might change my opinion in the future.

Against.

I agree with you.Even the WFE makes it look unattractive.

Well, glad as I am to have the disapproval of the Russian Armed Forces, personally I do not feel that Thneedville's WFE needs more pastel colours than a 9-year-old girl's diary for the region to not be boring. Our name and theme is more than enough.
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Postby WayNeacTia » Mon Jan 16, 2023 4:22 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:Maybe you should judge it on its quality instead of how long it took to make.

Why don’t we? Well since you asked so nicely…. It’s shit, just like everyone one of your other drafts. Your career and any chance at ever passing a resolution went up in nuclear hellfire many, many moons ago.
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RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac

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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:18 am

Wayneactia wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:

Why don’t we? Well since you asked so nicely…. It’s shit, just like everyone one of your other drafts. Your career and any chance at ever passing a resolution went up in nuclear hellfire many, many moons ago.

I think you meant to quote me, not yourself. Personally I feel that it is a good draft and that, while there is perhaps room for improvement, it simply does not accord with reality to describe it as ‘shit’. You, however, are the expert on careers and chances at passing resolutions going up in nuclear hellfire, so I have to defer to you on that.
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Postby Rusticus I Damianus » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:23 am

Condemn The League? Sure. With this? Nope.

Not even going to say if I'm in favor or against, cause I know it's not going to make it to vote.
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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:33 am

Rusticus I Damianus wrote:Condemn The League? Sure. With this? Nope.

Not even going to say if I'm in favor or against, cause I know it's not going to make it to vote.

What don’t you like about it?
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Postby New Anarchisticstan » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:35 am

Condemn a defender region? Really? I get it you have a grudge, but I sure am against this proposal.
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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:37 am

New Anarchisticstan wrote:Condemn a defender region? Really? I get it you have a grudge, but I sure am against this proposal.

If banjecting someone actually taking action against a raider region is their idea of ‘defending’, they deserve to be condemned for being so bad at defending alone.
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Postby Zanderlock » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:38 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

HORRIFIED by The League’s interference in the ongoing liberation of Islamic States,

BELIEVING that it was totally wrong for them to attack forces with the same goals who had shown up first, possibly because The League were motivated more by glory-seeking than anything else,

RECOGNISING Thneedville forces, led by Nationalist Northumbria, as being the true coalition of the willing and deserving the credit,

CONSIDERING that The League are no better than the raiders they evidently falsely claim to oppose,

ADDING to this their record of using the Security Council to commend undeserving nominees just because they are from their region,

Hereby condemns The League.

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Postby Rusticus I Damianus » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:39 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Rusticus I Damianus wrote:Condemn The League? Sure. With this? Nope.

Not even going to say if I'm in favor or against, cause I know it's not going to make it to vote.

What don’t you like about it?

It's not well written. I'd recommend looking at other condemnations, specifically successful ones, seeing how they're written, and also doing more research on The League to find more reasons to condemn them beyond just them raiding Islamic States.
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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:40 am

Rusticus I Damianus wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:What don’t you like about it?

It's not well written. I'd recommend looking at other condemnations, specifically successful ones, seeing how they're written, and also doing more research on The League to find more reasons to condemn them beyond just them raiding Islamic States.

I’m not proposing to condemn them for raiding Islamic States, though. Please don’t criticise my proposal without having actually read it.
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Postby Ministry Of Defense » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:41 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Ministry Of Defense wrote:I agree with you.Even the WFE makes it look unattractive.

Well, glad as I am to have the disapproval of the Russian Armed Forces, personally I do not feel that Thneedville's WFE needs more pastel colours than a 9-year-old girl's diary for the region to not be boring. Our name and theme is more than enough.

All I'm saying is, you could at least give it a flag or a banner

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Postby Rusticus I Damianus » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:44 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Rusticus I Damianus wrote:It's not well written. I'd recommend looking at other condemnations, specifically successful ones, seeing how they're written, and also doing more research on The League to find more reasons to condemn them beyond just them raiding Islamic States.

I’m not proposing to condemn them for raiding Islamic States, though. Please don’t criticise my proposal without having actually read it.

I did. I agree with the self commendation thing, but still.
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Postby Istastioner » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:54 am

Opposed due to the author
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Postby Lile Ulie Islands » Mon Jan 16, 2023 7:05 am

No. This seems like it took you three minutes to write. It's funny because I always see you drafting here however you fail to recognize that your proposals don't meet this body's standards. I'd like to see you compare this proposal to a passed Security Council resolution.

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Postby Witchcraft and Sorcery » Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:02 pm

absolutely against in concept and in execution.

notwithstanding the extremely poor draft quality as written, you clearly don't seem to have even the slightest grasp on the doctrine espoused by TL. Raiding the raiders has long been recognized as a weapon of great importance to many defender orgs and, as BBD said, if your ego is bruised by that, then that's your fault for getting involved in raiding in the first place. Even though not every defender organization employs this strategy, it is not Condemnable in the slightest and if you're interested in condemning them, you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that to get people to even support the concept of this. and that even is going to be an uphill battle because the LDF is fairly universally recognized as a competent, influential, and respected organization within the defender and independent spheres.


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Postby Neutraligon » Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:36 pm

Pops head in, ok make sure to keep it civil everyone. Nationalist Northumbria I would recommend backing off on the baiting.
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Postby Dawn Denac » Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:20 am

Couldn't you of said you declare war on The League or something instead of this song and dance?

I'll eat a piece of banana bread if this reaches quorum, but I don't expect it will. There's nothing strong about the declaration, and W&S and BBD made the more relevant points already.
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