What do your schools teach kids about the AN?

[Karazicu]

I remember this thread was a thing. Lovely thread, it was. Sadly, it's been pruned for inactivity, so I figured I'd revive it. The idea of the thread is to state what schools in your nation would teach about the nation above you, alternatively the Above Nation (AN).

Allow me to demonstrate how this thread works with a classsic obligatory UCP joke:

What few classes might exist in Karazicu relating to computers may introduce the basics of using an internet forum. Teachers may opt to teach about the functions of the UCP and how to use it. This might serve to train people here to create some troll accounts on forums to spread a little nationalism elsewhere.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

It's located in the Balkans and that's where the discussion ends. We don't really teach our kids about any current events unless it directly effects us, especially if that event is controversial.

[Hiyoko]

"The Hiyokoan school system teaches that the Independent Republic Boldonia is a fiercely pro-American country that has long served as Uncle Sam's stepping stone for refueling US pilots for the 'noble' goal of bombing Vietnam and whoever else the Americans dislikes." - Patricija's note on AN.

[Karazicu]

If Hiyoko were to somehow exist in the same world as us, they would be taught as a rather enigmatic force (at least for the standards of RL Earth in 2003) that seeks to eliminate forces of imperialism and neoliberalism, and posseses technology far more advanced than what we have. Since Karazicu is too small to be partaking in attempting to interact with them, we'd be more interested in detailing the interactions of other nations in the world, perhaps how they may be fighting against imperialist forces, and what the rest of the world has analysed about them since we likely do not have the means to analyse them ourselves.

[Washington-Columbia]

Our Schools would teach more about Karazicu for students in 8th Grade and above, considering their batshit history, with their hefty record of war crimes during their existence.

[East Lukalkus]

Likely a bit about their history and the way they run their country, their governance would be cast in an extremely negative light to make people this East Lukalkus has the best system.

[Nova Universo]

'East Lukalkus is a nation in Southeast Asia. It has a history of economic poverty and social repression due to its restrictive government policies. However, it is now slowly liberalising to avoid a total collapse-'
- an excerpt from the World Geography textbook used by the City's basic education academies.

[Karazicu]

Nova Universo would be taught as an example of a modern city-state, and students would be taught on the functionings of their governments and how it is able to function despite small populace and territory. The basics of their history would be taught, including the colonisation by the Portuguese and their bloody war of independence and the bloodier civil war, and the tactics they might have used may be used as examples of how to deal with such events effectively.

[Reich of the New World Order]

They are mentioned as being one of the smaller states on their planet and that they have a compatible government. If they had more chances for expansion they would certainly have conquered their planet by now and joined Archona.

[Trivalve]

Definitely some form of religion they follow

[Stratonesia]

This is Trivalve, the country of 3 billion galactic hippies.

As far as we know, Trivalve was founded by a Omni Consumer Products wannabe. The local populaces apparently named their country after a talking vermin.

These guys are surprisingly peace-loving, even for a country founded by a mega-corp. KEK.

By the way their flag looks cool.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

They're really trying to be a democracy but they aren't there yet. Give it a few more years and maybe they could become slightly more democratic, just slightly though.

[Siddiqatun]

The 33 prefectures of Stratonesia

[Mestovakia]

A brief history of Siddiqatun and a summary of its government is covered in Mestovakian Geopolitical classes.

[Hiyoko]

"Mestovakia. If I can call them that, seems to be undergoing an identity crisis.. There are two names possibly for their state either Chernarus or the more recent Republic of Yara, with most of information about Chernarus being wiped out and Yara seemingly left unworked for more than seventy days.. Chaos reigns there right now." - Patricija's note on AN.

[Independent Republic of Boldonia]

Some multiversal nation trying to destroy their multiverse's nations. No problem for us though we prevent their entry.

[Nueva Gloria]

The geographical location and its name and not much

[Pacifica Solaris]

Unfortunately, there isn't much to teach aside from what political party the last few leaders belonged to.

[Reich of the New World Order]

They are sickening terran state which insults the Archon and themselfs by lying to everyone how kind they are. They are a perfect example of terran dishonesty.

[Batarisia]

Horror from outer space - that's all that can be said about them. We're out of luck, kids.

[Holy Patagonia]

"Their 'Holy Emperor' is a sham, and their people are oppressed. Hail the God-Emperor!"

That's about it. Batarisia otherwise doesn't really have any significant influence on HP.

[Regnum Alea Spaceflee]

"Ok kids now you might be wondering a lot about them but we don't really know anything so lets get onto a different country."

- Joline Wilmi, Pre-school teacher

[Vonum]

If they look at you funny, contact the government immediately so they can send the opponents a little gift.

[The Astral Mandate]

Vonum is a close ally of ours and a supporter of global peace.

[Reich of the New World Order]

They are mentioned as the founder of the Rigel Pact . Nothing else is taught about them or the pact.