Technically the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ottterland]

You have to say a fact that sounds fake, dumb or stupid, but that technically is true

i'll start:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life died

[Trivalve]

You have to say a fact that sounds fake, dumb or stupid, but that technically is true

i'll start:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life died

So according to your logic, we are all dead?
/skipme

[Ottterland]

You have to say a fact that sounds fake, dumb or stupid, but that technically is true

i'll start:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life died

So according to your logic, we are all dead?
/skipme

it would be better phrased:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life have died later

/skip

[Cuba 2022 RP]

So according to your logic, we are all dead?
/skipme

it would be better phrased:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life have died later

/skip

even better phrased:
100% of people that drink water sometime in their life [b]will die[/b

[Ottterland]

it would be better phrased:

/skip

even better phrased:
100% of people that drink water sometime in their life [b]will die[/b

Yes, thanks

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

You are 10 times more likely to get bit by a New Yorker than a shark.

[Alinek]

You are 10 times more likely to get bit by a New Yorker than a shark.

Everything only costs $14.99 plus tax.

[Washington-Columbia]

All ideologies suck, everyone who lives in an country which always has an ideology will eventually die.

[Striagro Uspil]

You have 8 minutes until you die but that timer is reset every time you breathe

[Tayia]

life is like a long story of how you died
the day where you were born was your first birthday and your first birthday was your second birthday
one day, there will be no one in the world whos birth year starts with 1

[Tayia]

Striagro Uspil, its accutaly 6 mintues

[Hispida]

at any point, you have a significant amount of metal circulating through your body.

[Tinhampton]

More sixth-division clubs have eliminated first-division clubs from the Coupe de France in the past week than have done so in the FA Cup's 150-year history.

[Northern Seleucia]

Every day, someone on Earth unwittingly makes the world’s biggest poop for that day.

[Rusticus I Damianus]

A baby Coyote is called a Whelp.

(Idk if that counts but yeah.)

[Comicsland]

More people die every year being hitten by a coconut than by being eaten by a shark

[Hispida]

a group of ravens is called a conspiracy.

[Tayia]

It is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow. ...
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

[Xitizian States]

Everything costs over $1,000,000, unless it does not.

[Hispida]

crocodiles can gallop, but alligators cannot.

[Hannoura Az-Zengi]

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
To aliens, we are aliens and live in space

[Life empire]

a group of ravens is called a conspiracy.

and a group of crows is called a murder

[Rusticus I Damianus]

Clouds can weigh millions of tons.

[Indochina and Oceania]

You held a world record once in your life, yet lost it within a second. You were once “The youngest person currently alive”

[Fifth Jellian Republic]

You can never truly see yourself