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Ottterland
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Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Technically the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Postby Ottterland » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:37 pm

You have to say a fact that sounds fake, dumb or stupid, but that technically is true

i'll start:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life died
yeah, i'm just weird, it's not the ADHD, it's my personality

#notaflatscreentv
I'll get around to doing things
and don't question me.

i forgot

Sorry.... what was i doing?
Ottterland from europe

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Trivalve
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Posts: 287
Founded: Jun 17, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trivalve » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:39 pm

Ottterland wrote:You have to say a fact that sounds fake, dumb or stupid, but that technically is true

i'll start:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life died

So according to your logic, we are all dead?
/skipme
Founder and Head ISO of Crimson Spire, former Local Councillor of the South Pacific, Creator and Head of the Regional Development program, former Deputy Councillor of the South Pacific, former Leader of the South Pacific Union.


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Ottterland
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Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ottterland » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:48 pm

Trivalve wrote:
Ottterland wrote:You have to say a fact that sounds fake, dumb or stupid, but that technically is true

i'll start:

100% of people that drank water sometime in their life died

So according to your logic, we are all dead?
/skipme
it would be better phrased:
Ottterland wrote:100% of people that drank water sometime in their life have died later

/skip
Last edited by Ottterland on Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
yeah, i'm just weird, it's not the ADHD, it's my personality

#notaflatscreentv
I'll get around to doing things
and don't question me.

i forgot

Sorry.... what was i doing?
Ottterland from europe

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Cuba 2022 RP
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Posts: 298
Founded: Sep 12, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cuba 2022 RP » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:51 pm

Ottterland wrote:
Trivalve wrote:So according to your logic, we are all dead?
/skipme
it would be better phrased:
Ottterland wrote:100% of people that drank water sometime in their life have died later

/skip

even better phrased:
100% of people that drink water sometime in their life [b]will die[/b
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Puppet of Wallowis

Spanish leader realises France wasn't at war for the past two months as he had previously thought | The United Socialist Provinces of Central America proclaimed after twelve-day war between the Central American Unification Community and El Salvador, Panama, and Costa Rica | American blockade begins to wane as they also start collapsing | Famine in Cuba as China collapses, America refuses to lift embargo | Israel changes vote in favour of Cuba, America officially condemned by every single country for blockade | Cuban protests real now, not just American colour revolution, says Putin

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Ottterland
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Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ottterland » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:53 pm

Cuba 2022 RP wrote:
Ottterland wrote:it would be better phrased:

/skip

even better phrased:
100% of people that drink water sometime in their life [b]will die[/b

Yes, thanks :clap:
yeah, i'm just weird, it's not the ADHD, it's my personality

#notaflatscreentv
I'll get around to doing things
and don't question me.

i forgot

Sorry.... what was i doing?
Ottterland from europe

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 141
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:54 pm

You are 10 times more likely to get bit by a New Yorker than a shark.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
A proud member of the Rigel Pact.

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Alinek
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Alinek » Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:55 pm

Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations wrote:You are 10 times more likely to get bit by a New Yorker than a shark.

Everything only costs $14.99 plus tax.
I don't know what to put here, besides that I'm the founder of Kerbals of the North and I'm a dude.

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 236
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:48 pm

All ideologies suck, everyone who lives in an country which always has an ideology will eventually die.
CBC N5 Weekly News:
Samara Yoshida location brought down to New England, US - Former Military Base explodes - Papuan Airliner crash tied to Unrecoverable Stall
SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Santa Marie Nightclub Shooter found guilty for mass murder

MN Represents most of my beliefs minus the leader's rudeness, no multi-thoughts, and herding.
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Striagro Uspil
Attaché
 
Posts: 99
Founded: Oct 04, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Striagro Uspil » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:38 am

You have 8 minutes until you die but that timer is reset every time you breathe
Tutto è possibile, Entro inostri limiti
In Italian it means
Anything is possible, within our limitations
Or at least i hope that's what it means since these days you can't trust google translate. For all I know I could be saying "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" PS: If you get that reference then you are very cultured.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Tayia
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Founded: Jan 07, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tayia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:42 am

life is like a long story of how you died
the day where you were born was your first birthday and your first birthday was your second birthday
one day, there will be no one in the world whos birth year starts with 1
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Tayia
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Founded: Jan 07, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tayia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:43 am

Striagro Uspil, its accutaly 6 mintues

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Hispida
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Posts: 6419
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:45 am

at any point, you have a significant amount of metal circulating through your body.
Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
she/they (genderfluid!), ace/aro, "abberation," autistic american marxist
hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
current music recommendation: Sky's the Limit by the Notorious B.I.G., ft. 112

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Tinhampton
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Posts: 11818
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Tinhampton » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:45 am

More sixth-division clubs have eliminated first-division clubs from the Coupe de France in the past week than have done so in the FA Cup's 150-year history.
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 329,537): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP); Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador

Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607, SC#415
The rest of my CV: Cup of Harmony 73 champions; Philosopher-Queen of Sophia; possibly very controversial; *author of the most popular SC resolution ever
Who am I, really? 47yo Tory woman w/Asperger's; Cambridge graduate; currently reading Principles for Dealing With The Changing World Order by Ray Dalio

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Northern Seleucia
Minister
 
Posts: 3232
Founded: Aug 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Northern Seleucia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:46 am

Every day, someone on Earth unwittingly makes the world’s biggest poop for that day.
The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia
"That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth."
Слава Україні! - Glory to Ukraine!
Overview | Northern Seleucian Army | NDSS System | NS Policies | About Me| My Inspiration in Two Videos
National News: Enfield Couple Shot to Death; Police Suspect Homicide | Miners Refuse to Work after Death - Bosses Threaten Mass Firing | Hurricane Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Found Dead | New Study of Obesity Looks for "Significantly Larger" Test Group.

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Rusticus I Damianus
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Posts: 243
Founded: Jul 10, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rusticus I Damianus » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:47 am

A baby Coyote is called a Whelp.

(Idk if that counts but yeah.)
Antifa are the real Fascists.

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Comicsland
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Posts: 124
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Comicsland » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:06 am

More people die every year being hitten by a coconut than by being eaten by a shark
We are a socialdemocratic federal country founded in 1898 on the Fiji Islands by Richard Felton Outcalt.After a civil war in the '60s,we became socialdemocratic
I don't like comics at all
Glory to Comicsland, the free and equal homeland of comics
Richard Felton Outlcalt(1898-1936)
Walt Disney (But he was actually kind of bad and it's alter-ego,Balt Wisney,was good)(1936-1942-1958)
Aureo Muñoz Núñez(1958-1968)
Chikushishifu Eggertsdóttir (or Chiku, as everyone called him) (1968-1987)
Mickey Mouse(1999-2015)
I'm trying to write more factbook but i have some difficulties.More factbooks will be coming soon
only the good stats are canon

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Hispida
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Posts: 6419
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:07 am

a group of ravens is called a conspiracy.
Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
she/they (genderfluid!), ace/aro, "abberation," autistic american marxist
hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
current music recommendation: Sky's the Limit by the Notorious B.I.G., ft. 112

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Tayia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 07, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tayia » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:10 am

It is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow. ...
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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Xitizian States
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Posts: 8
Founded: Jun 22, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Xitizian States » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:12 am

Everything costs over $1,000,000, unless it does not.
Tolvetist Union of Xitizian States
Finoheje Tolvetiste su Kielsos Xitiziono
NS States are kinda canon idrk
Qlvoz a Jukraenja

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Hispida
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Posts: 6419
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:14 am

crocodiles can gallop, but alligators cannot.
Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
she/they (genderfluid!), ace/aro, "abberation," autistic american marxist
hey omori's really good actually (crying in the corner)

Victory Day: February 23, 2022
Factbook
current music recommendation: Sky's the Limit by the Notorious B.I.G., ft. 112

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Hannoura Az-Zengi
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Posts: 324
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hannoura Az-Zengi » Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:12 am

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
To aliens, we are aliens and live in space
Elllo there
I like trains.
I'm a proud Muslim!
Free Palestine.

NSStats not canon, factbooks WIP
IC:
Leighton city is the poggest place in Stepford County Railway.
HANNURA NEWS: LEBANON AND PARTS OF SYRIA GIVEN TO OSMANIC EMPIRE-ISFAHAN RELATIONS WITH HANNURA DETERIORATE RAPIDLY-NEW PLANET HAS BEEN SETTLED (OSHINA)-NEW HIGH SPEED TRAIN UNDER CONSTRUCTION-OSHINAN GENERAL KHURRAM IS ASSASSINATED. REBEL STRONGHOLD IN SOUTH HAS BEEN RAZED

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Life empire
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Posts: 252
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Capitalizt

Postby Life empire » Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:41 pm

Hispida wrote:a group of ravens is called a conspiracy.

and a group of crows is called a murder

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Rusticus I Damianus
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: Jul 10, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rusticus I Damianus » Mon Jan 09, 2023 4:34 am

Clouds can weigh millions of tons.
Antifa are the real Fascists.

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Indochina and Oceania
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 15, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Indochina and Oceania » Mon Jan 09, 2023 4:38 am

You held a world record once in your life, yet lost it within a second. You were once “The youngest person currently alive”
The Reformed Empire
of Indochina and Oceania
προχωρώντας μαζί προς το φως


A PMT Kingdom that’s too lazy to build up the lore.
Don’t mind the name, I couldn’t come up with anything better

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Fifth Jellian Republic
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Posts: 284
Founded: Jan 05, 2023
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Fifth Jellian Republic » Mon Jan 09, 2023 4:42 am

You can never truly see yourself
The latest Jellian Republic
The nations stats do not necessarily reflect my views, (I made a few mistakes)
“Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel”
I reserve the right not to reply to walls of text

I always try to have an open mind

My mistake was thinking that most people are reasonable and care about good faith debate. (Though it might just be reflective of nation states, where people come to argue.) Either way, this is not the place for me.
Goodbye nation states.

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