The Mystical Alliance: The Bruh Moment in the Wild Blue

by **Wolflandil** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:16 am

The Mystical Alliance Gameplay Thread

Regional Overview:
From 30th January 2020 to 25th August 2020 The Mystical Alliance served as a roleplay merger region between the now fallen The Mystical Council and the Solar Alliance. Today, The Mystical Alliance is a casual homebrew fantasy region, as well as the home region of The Mystical Guard.

Lunar Council:
First Seat Parakka Northland
Second Seat Alistia
Third Seat Malcholm
Fourth Seat Wolflandil

Archival Posts:
TMGR1: The First Incursion into the Ashlands

by **Wolflandil** » Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:17 am

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by **Durmengrad Prime** » Sun Jan 01, 2023 5:32 am

Welcome to the forum!

by **Wolflandil** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 4:16 am

House of The Mystical Guard, Headquarters
225 Fortress Avenue, Saedova, Aurora Forest

The Commandant sits behind his desk, report in hand. This hasn't been his first rodeo, but it is definitely his first real interaction with the wider multiverse. The Auroras shimmer brightly outside his window, glowing rouge as he stands from his seat and turns towards them. He stares out the window for a few seconds before being interrupted by a messenger volai. With a short but stiff bark, the volai drops a piece of parchment at the grizzled Wolfic's feet.
"We really should stop using volai for parchment messages..." The commandant grumbles as he picks it up. After a quick glance he interjects, "What? What do you mean, The Lurace slayed Gyriel? Himself?" He continues reading, until the final few lines snag his full attention.

Research into the Mystical Realms has shown that the Ashlands contain the way to take the fight to the ones who destroyed the council and laid waste to the city of Petraev. This is what happened today, as we and our like minded allies stormed the realm of the Islamic States. Continue your excursions into the Ashlands, and find them all. Also a quick sidenote;
You know the Volai carrying this parchment is the same one that carried the head of the priest named Gyrial? No? You should probably wash your hands and burn this piece of parchment.

The Commandant flung the parchment into the fire and scurried to the wash. All that could be read was the following:

by **Malcholm** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 6:28 am

A tale for the ages! This is only the first of many heads to roll as we press further beyond the far reashes of the realm of the mystics. It'll be a long, painful process, but the time will come when Raider Unity will shatter. We'll be there every step of the way >:)

by **Reventus Koth** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:59 am

Malcholm wrote:A tale for the ages! This is only the first of many heads to roll as we press further beyond the far reashes of the realm of the mystics. It'll be a long, painful process, but the time will come when Raider Unity will shatter. We'll be there every step of the way >:)

It would be an honor and a privilege to be destroyed by your hand, after what we did to The Mystical Council. It won't happen, but I'd love the narrative if you pulled it off :hug:

by **Wolflandil** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 11:39 am

Reventus Koth wrote:-snip-

It would be our honor to destroy you!
After all the burning of the council left unfathomable miles of ash, but each small stone will guide us. Even if it takes until the ultimate decay of the multiverse

by **Wolflandil** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 4:01 am

The Mystical Guard, Field Report
This is a certified bruh moment.

After their failure to occupy the Philippines, Raiders set their sights on Warzone Airspace, where they done goofed: They resigned the WA Delegacy in the middle of an occupation. Why did they do it? I don't know, something about "regrouping" apparently. I was too busy eating a hamburger and nudging a couple cool people to join in the pile to care about the reason.

Probably an hour before update, the majority of the raiders waived a white flag, and ran away. Maybe it was the looming threat of the Curse? Or was it because they actually met resistance from natives and a defender force? Whatever, it made our job much easier, and saved the Aervirat, and the nations of Warzone Airspace from losing months of hard work. Still didn't prevent this massive headache though.

At the end of the day, this "reclamation" was such a blunder that even the raiders knew they were gonna be on the receiving end of a yeet-hammer.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 6:28 am

Always good to see someone giving Repreteop and his puppets a kicking. Well done.

by **Improper Classifications** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 9:13 am

Wolflandil wrote:
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The Mystical Guard, Field Report
This is a certified bruh moment.

After their failure to occupy the Philippines, Raiders set their sights on Warzone Airspace, where they done goofed: They resigned the WA Delegacy in the middle of an occupation. Why did they do it? I don't know, something about "regrouping" apparently. I was too busy eating a hamburger and nudging a couple cool people to join in the pile to care about the reason.

Probably an hour before update, the majority of the raiders waived a white flag, and ran away. Maybe it was the looming threat of the Curse? Or was it because they actually met resistance from natives and a defender force? Whatever, it made our job much easier, and saved the Aervirat, and the nations of Warzone Airspace from losing months of hard work. Still didn't prevent this massive headache though.

At the end of the day, this "reclamation" was such a blunder that even the raiders knew they were gonna be on the receiving end of a yeet-hammer.

Technical Report: Classification, Green
Operation(s) complete: 1 Liberation/Pile-off (Borderline Glorified De-Tag)
Region(s): Warzone Airspace
Guard Personnel Reporting: Commandant Wolflandil - Copper Plate Adventurer Ravendalin - None Follows
Allied Personnel: The Aerviat and Citizens of Warzone Airspace - None Follows

I had a feeling someone was gonna say something about it. Emphasis mine.
I was one of the nations in that raid, and in all honesty, at some point I was just like "why the F am I taking orders from some random person on a browser-based nation simulator? Am I really that bored?" So I did some high-quality detagging, or as much as I could, anyway, and went back to reading Throne of Glass. When Repreteop literally resigned the delegacy to go somewhere else with it I had a feeling stuff was about to go downhill.

by **One Small Island** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 11:47 am

Improper Classifications wrote:When Repreteop literally resigned the delegacy to go somewhere else with it I had a feeling stuff was about to go downhill.

Yeah, if you have plans to do a thing, don't involve Repreteop in those plans. Repreteop's involvement is sure to doom your plans before they ever have a chance to get started.

The Mystical Alliance: The Bruh Moment in the Wild Blue

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