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How did AN crash NS?

Postby Refiria » Sat Dec 24, 2022 4:38 pm

The gist is simple. How did the above nation cause the Christmas Crash of 2022? Of course these aren't actual reasons, just a bit of goofing around.

Seems that the UCP wanted a break and killed the forums for a bit.
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The Confederate States of America
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Postby The Confederate States of America » Sat Dec 24, 2022 5:02 pm

Spilled eggnog on the servers!!!
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Postby The free city of Kravolec » Sat Dec 24, 2022 5:14 pm

by fighting a 4 year long war over an inhumane practice,
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Postby Diarcesia » Sat Dec 24, 2022 5:16 pm

Their leader was overthrown by a crazed general
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:31 pm

Let their animal on the flag somehow maul the servers.
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Postby Nacrad » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:59 pm

They thought Samara Yoshida was in the server room and broke in
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Postby Cataleenia » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:16 am

They put the server hamsters on HRT and the hamsters started a revolution
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Postby Second Peenadian » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:44 am

They using the flag gif of bad apple server went crashing
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Postby Furballland » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:46 am

They spread Communism so much, that it crashed the server altogether
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Postby Tangatarehua » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:46 am

Because the servers couldn't handle more than one Peenadian.

NINJA'd

Because they clogged the servers with furballs
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Postby Furballland » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:48 am

The Ethnic groups of Tangatarehua fought over the server so much that the server crashed
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Postby Enthisea » Sun Dec 25, 2022 12:55 am

the Furballlandian Space Agency has slowed the Server, thus the Server Crashed.
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Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:14 am

Their symbol on their flag had too many pointy bits and the sever couldn't handle it.
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Postby Memester » Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:16 am

The sun on their flag blew the servers up from the intense heat.
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Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Sun Dec 25, 2022 5:19 am

Their Meme game was too powerful for the NS servers to handle
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Communist Beijing Must be China
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Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Sun Dec 25, 2022 6:03 am

Dragon breathed fire onto the NS servers
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Furballland
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Postby Furballland » Sun Dec 25, 2022 6:05 am

the Chinese Communist Party has blocked access to NS server and destroys it.
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Postby Kingdom Of faizan » Sun Dec 25, 2022 7:21 am

Blew the server up with furballs
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Furballland
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Postby Furballland » Sun Dec 25, 2022 7:42 am

the Eagle flag is so perfect that the server exploded, because it is too much to handle.
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Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Sun Dec 25, 2022 7:42 am

Bird on flag had too many feathers
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:07 am

Furballland wrote:the Eagle flag is so perfect that the server exploded, because it is too much to handle.

The server couldn’t handle the two little Estonian flags on their flag

Independent Republic of Boldonia wrote:Bird on flag had too many feathers

The server couldn’t handle the double classification
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Communist Beijing Must be China
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Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:09 am

the Bad Apple was so bad it crashed NS
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Frostland
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Ex-Nation

Postby Frostland » Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:32 am

Communism didn't work.
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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:44 am

Snow melted too hard, thus drowning the servers. Either that or they froze it.
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Furballland
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Postby Furballland » Sun Dec 25, 2022 8:50 am

Shoving the Server to their tummies, and pretending to be not sus.
Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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