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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

NS Supermarket

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:31 am

Similar to NS Neighborhood and NS Backrooms, except it's a supermarket.

Describe an aisle in the supermarket.

Aisle 1: Filled with Christmas-themed items.
Last edited by Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations on Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.

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Yume Park
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Yume Park » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:32 am

Aisle 2: nesoberi plushies
。゚゚・。・゚゚。
゚。 hi there~ i hope you're alright! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
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anthem
factbook
youtube
NS stats and policies aren't canon!
she/they

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Floofybit
Minister
 
Posts: 3329
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:33 am

Aisle 3: Relatively empty but for a tangerine, a grapefruit, and mango, a clementine, a kumquat, a watermelon, and two rubber ducks
Straight Religious Authoritarian Socialist Traditionalist Pro-Life Pacificist Patriot Male Furry Who Is Addicted To Fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofybits, no known cure has been found | Man purchases too much tangerine juice and goes bankrupt but highballed people and is now a millionaire | Woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" and will be released in 2034. | Peachton man identiies as a kumquat, watch his story
(they hit me with the socialism lasers, help!!!)
Safety > Freedom
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."

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Nova Universo
Envoy
 
Posts: 207
Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nova Universo » Tue Dec 13, 2022 10:54 am

Aisle 4: A row of refrigerators stocked to bursting with Floofybit chocolates.
Free City of Nova Universo: an international city in Otter Island on the southern Atlantic Ocean.
Union of Nova Universo: a supranational union of ten polities in Earth, Heimat and the Universe.
Union Avisa: Malawi disrupted by cyclone, kills 255, hurts 404. Honduras aligns with hostile power for trade gain. US finance markets panicking as banks destabilise. UK workers strike while government reports budget. Lebanon apex banker again charged with corruption. Sri Lanka state staffs strike, protest high taxes. Australia buys submarines to counter enemy powers.
City Courier: Police arrests human, drugs traffickers. Union auditing City finance enterprises. Man sexually assaults 4 people in disco. Man burgles shop, takes cash, videocams.

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Tue Dec 13, 2022 11:15 am

Aisle 5: Filled with portals to other dimensions.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.

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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:55 am

Aisle 6: Filled with every single grain, such as rice, wheat, salt, sand, truths, etc.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast. At this point, I'm basically an Undertale AU.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.

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Luna Bean
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Aug 01, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Luna Bean » Wed Dec 14, 2022 2:15 pm

Aisle 7: various things from other Forum posts, this is where the Elevator drops you off
By the way, Procrast isn't one of my alts, just I find the concept of their nation very amusing, and it keeps getting better. However, regarding anogbwt gbwpfg, fqeyde ox fgr xbqrpsg vqfmwt.

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Juansonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 846
Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Juansonia » Wed Dec 14, 2022 2:24 pm

Aisle 8: Almost all femboy-related items, all in one place. Maid outfits, thigh-highs, hoodies, Blåhaj, and many more items are just waiting to be purchased. About halfway down the aisle, there is at least one Hooters uniform hidden behind cans of Monster.
IC: MT, Stats are funded by think-tanks of varying ideologies(don't assume that they are canon). Embassy
OOC: Owns and (sometimes) wears a maid outfit (this one actually fits). He/Him/His
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
Gandoor wrote:Cliché: A mod making a reply that's full of swearing after someone asks if you're allowed to swear on this site.

It makes me chuckle every time it happens.
だめダネだめよだめなのよあんたが好きで好きすぎてどれだけ強いお酒でもゆがまないおもいでがばかみたい

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Charode
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Charode » Wed Dec 14, 2022 2:30 pm

Aisle 9 is blocked off, because this is where Twilight Sparkle went to live after the events of MLP: FiM. She's been there since just before the pandemic. Bruh.
Welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of Charode, established 1926 1959!
"Also the music is jazz" - The Almighty God of All Creation
BREAKING NEWS: Learn how this man fixed the concept of prices! (Bob Barker wants to use military-grade weapons to kill him!) - Human cloning technology has gotten to the point where you can't even blink without 238 Roger Craig Smiths appearing in your house and doing the can-can - Texas Roadhouse announces that they will be serving human flesh in their restaurants starting next week - The new iPhone is so powerful that it can actually make you a sandwich

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Solansica
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Posts: 99
Founded: Apr 21, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Solansica » Wed Dec 14, 2022 3:04 pm

Aisle 10a is filled with Forum 7 Topics, Trading Cards, and Portals to the Multiverse (some at great prices!).
Aisle 10b contains miscellaneous General Goods, on one side. Arts supplies and works of Fiction are on the the other. There is a compact coffee shop jutting off at the corner.
Aisle 10c contains syrup, assorted machine men, lexicons, coded chickens, and much more!
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Bovad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 764
Founded: Mar 16, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bovad » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:40 pm

Aisle eleven is full of food combinations so terrible that you scurry on by,trying not to look at the edible abominations.
A type 16 civilization, according to this index.
Marxist-leninist, atheist, pro-choice, pro-LGBT+.

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Unitarian Universalism
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Unitarian Universalism » Wed Dec 28, 2022 2:32 am

Aisle 12 contains fruit trees which can be picked from. The trees replenish themselves every night.

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Emus Republic Of Australia
Envoy
 
Posts: 305
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:08 am

Aisle 13 sells oxygen
Tier 5-6 level 0 type 5. According to this: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
The Civil Rights and Political Freedom Ranking is not canon, while the Economy Ranking is.
NS stats ain’t canon
And also to all those people whining that I’m apparently communist because I have emu’s republic in my name, no I’m not communist

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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:11 am

Aisle 14 sells every basic element in the form of atoms.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast. At this point, I'm basically an Undertale AU.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.

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The Islands Of The Red Dawn
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Islands Of The Red Dawn » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:52 am

Aisle 15: sells fish and palm fruits.
Cucumber milk

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Unitarian Universalism
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Unitarian Universalism » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:51 am

Aisle 16 contains bowls of cereal with milk included.

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Misdainana
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Posts: 75
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:53 am

Aisle 17 a Dragon Meat!
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

Main: Overview/History/Map

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Washington-Columbia
Envoy
 
Posts: 330
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:53 am

Aisle 18 is where the lamb sauce is located. Seek from Doors also chases you until you leave the aisle.
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CBC N5 Weekly News:
Samara Yoshida found to have escaped North America - Missing Jackson Abraham found in Kobe after 19 years - Final Death toll of Papuan Airliner crash is 193
SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Santa Marie Nightclub Shooter sentenced to life in prison without parole

MN Represents most of my beliefs minus the leader's rudeness, no multi-thoughts, and herding.
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Unmet Player
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Aug 24, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unmet Player » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:53 am

Aisle 19 holds the secret to life
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Lore is being revised
ns states are not canon, except defense forces, patriotism, and conservativism
current overview

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Japanese new Zealand 2
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 06, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Japanese new Zealand 2 » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:57 am

Aisle 20 are a bunch of rice (if your asian)
Im Japan japan

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Misdainana
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Fri Jan 06, 2023 12:59 am

Aisle 21 a triangle-shaped cookie for conspiracy theory
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

Main: Overview/History/Map

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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:04 am

Aisle 22 is filled with clear bottles of every kind of white fluid. Btw, they're all unlabeled.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast. At this point, I'm basically an Undertale AU.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:32 am

Aisle 23 has ingots of Chromium at varying degrees of temperature. Note: the end of the aisle is completely white, leading one to assume that the Chromium is a plasma at the end.
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.

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Neptunvia
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: Jan 15, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Neptunvia » Mon Jan 09, 2023 8:43 am

Aisle 24 Is 3 times bigger then any other isle is and is filled with famous statues displaying products. The thinker looking at his Iphone, David of Michelangelo wearing a full Nikey track suit, A Moai statue wearing Earbuds, The Discus Thrower throwing a disornio pizza, Ect. The Shelfs are lined with the Products advertised.

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North Keyton
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 22, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby North Keyton » Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:30 am

Aisle 25 doesn't exist. We don't know why.
National Factbook | The Democratic Federation of North Keyton | The Potato Union
For all or for nothing

Channel 12 Boring News: | Hordes of geese attack residents of local village, scientists blame "lack of chaos"| Rail service to Point Hope reestablished after bridge repairs | Random objects everywhere have disappeared, police suspect "evil movie villains" | Paint determined to be unhealthy after extensive testing | Mysterious "meowing cow" discovered to be disguised goat
This nation does not use Nationstats!
A Class 1.6 Civilization according to this index.

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