Blue Shirts for Sale! (CLOSED)

[Cavirfi]

Hello, we are the Cavirfite Bone China Company and we will be selling for a limited time from December 5 to December 24, 2022 blue shirts to anybody who's willing to buy. The shirts only cost NS$5! They are soft, comfortable, and are made of materials that are easy to wash! Come on, what are you waiting for, buy your loved ones a shirt today!

Limited time only!

Number of shirts in supply: 1,178 (+308 everyday)

Just don't ask us how we made these shirts.

[Cuba 2022 RP]

How were the shirts made?

[Cavirfi]

How were the shirts made?

CBCC: We asked you not to ask us about that, but they were made through a sewing machine like any other shirt.

[Floofybit]

Are they made from animal products?

[Ablon the renegade]

*Use smell to detect any strange thing in the shirt*
There's only... Cotton and polyester.

[Cavirfi]

Are they made from animal products?

Uh, they're made of mostly cotton but synthetic fibers are also included like polyester.

There's only... Cotton and polyester.

Wow you predicted what I was gonna say.

[West Andes]

Uh, I think my economy’s fat enough to take a whole hundred.

…gimme.

[Floofybit]

We will buy 40. As long as they aren't made with animals, we'll buy then.

[Cavirfi]

Uh, I think my economy’s fat enough to take a whole hundred.

…gimme.

Aye, now we're talking. Your order's been accepted

*Your nation gets a shipment of 100 Blue Shirts*

[Cavirfi]

We will buy 40. As long as they aren't made with animals, we'll buy then.

Accepted

[West Andes]

Aye, now we're talking. Your order's been accepted

*Your nation gets a shipment of 100 Blue Shirts*

Cool, we’ll make sure to confiscate them immediately due to no clothing being allowed here. We’ll probably make something else out of them.

[Cavirfi]

Aye, now we're talking. Your order's been accepted

*Your nation gets a shipment of 100 Blue Shirts*

Cool, we’ll make sure to confiscate them immediately due to no clothing being allowed here. We’ll probably make something else out of them.

Whatever you do with our shirts. If someone attaches a letter to it, don't read it, burn it immediately

[Barbaria]

We accuse Cavirfi of making the shirts via slavery.

On that note, we secretly apologize for accusing them of such an action, offer to pay them for more than any trouble caused by us, and order 100 shirts.

[A blue shirt]

We accuse Cavirfi of making the shirts via slavery.

On that note, we secretly apologize for accusing them of such an action, offer to pay them for more than any trouble caused by us, and order 100 shirts.

I wasn’t made with slavery

[Barbaria]

We accuse Cavirfi of making the shirts via slavery.

On that note, we secretly apologize for accusing them of such an action, offer to pay them for more than any trouble caused by us, and order 100 shirts.

I wasn’t made with slavery

Barbaria launches a nuclear missile at the blue shirt, destroying it and possibly killing more civilians.

[A blue shirt]

I wasn’t made with slavery

Barbaria launches a nuclear missile at the blue shirt, destroying it and possibly killing more civilians.

no

[Cavirfi]

We accuse Cavirfi of making the shirts via slavery.

On that note, we secretly apologize for accusing them of such an action, offer to pay them for more than any trouble caused by us, and order 100 shirts.

OOC: Omg you actually got the hint. We are making the shirts via slavery, it's not chattel slavery but prison labor though.

IC: The Bone China Company denies all claims that the shirts are being made via slavery

[Cavirfi]

I wasn’t made with slavery

Barbaria launches a nuclear missile at the blue shirt, destroying it and possibly killing more civilians.

On the other note, the Bone China Company accepts your order.

*One of your citizens finds a letter attached to one of the shirts*

It has basically been redacted by pen but they managed to find 3 words albeit they're inconsecutive and thus cannot really form a logical sentence.

Those 3 words are:

1. NiceGuy
2. Welfare
3. Theft

[Tinhampton]

Are the shirts at least made out of bone china?

[Cavirfi]

Are the shirts at least made out of bone china?

OOC: No, the Bone China Company doesn't primarily sell shirts, they sell porcelain and tea that's what they're called the Bone China Company.

As for the material of the shirts, it's all cotton and polyester

[New Treyland]

ALL OF THEM.

[Cavirfi]

ALL OF THEM.

We'll process your orders tomorrow. But for the most part, they're accepted

[Cavirfi]

ALL OF THEM.

Alright, 584 Blue Shirts coming your way.

[Lollipop Torture Force]

I demand that you cease and digest. We of the Ink and Flower Union find the use of the color combination of magenta and cyan to be an affront to our religion and a hate crime. You must at once destroy your dye color combination of magenta and cyan under the review of UN peacekeepers.

-Borge

Also I would like three shirts unsullied by your horrible dye combination of Magenta and Cyan.

-Also Borge

[Ottterland]

i wish to buy 50 brown shirts, a cotton poly blend, hand woven with love, for normal price, with otter face decorations woven onto it.

*shows boxes and flash drives of footage, photos and testimonials, 2 big men with jackets enblazoned "WA human rights inspectors"*

i know you will agree.