Barbaria Coup and War Crime Trials [OPEN]

[Barbaria]

RULES:

• NO GODMODDING.
• NO KILLING PEOPLE.
• NO USING NUKES OR ANY OTHER WEAPONS.

Barbaria announces "Endgame" to the world.

A special soldier was in a special room. His job was to launch such a project and take the title of "Destroyer of the Universe" with him to his grave. The room was quiet; not even the sound of electronics crackling could be heard. All of a sudden, he heard the president's voice: "Launch!".

He had his finger hovering over the button. Whether to serve Barbaria or humanity; that was his choice. He was thinking and thinking, over and over again. He got more announcements from the President that were orders to launch the missile, but he refused to.

Suddenly, somebody special came in, took his hand, and forced it on the button. He fought for humanity's continuation, but he couldn't continue. All of a sudden, somebody came in and shot that special person. He helped the soldier and delivered a unique and crazy announcement: Barbaria had their government overthrown!

Celebrations were held near the missile silo, where a drunk celebrator accidentally put his hand on the button, thinking it was going to launch confetti or something. Everybody promised to keep this a secret, though.

With everybody unaware that humanity was about to die, the new Barbarian government has offered to send top government officials who committed war crimes to a select international court.

The people currently on trial are the former President, Vice President, Military Officials, and Minister of Defense. The trials are being held in Kamchatska.

[Le Enclave Reformas]

this'll go well

[Utquiagvik]

Every single country in the entire roleplay should be investigated for war crimes, there’s billions dead, the world is destroyed, there’s radiation everywhere.

[The Fantasy tech Caliphate]

OOC:
Do they want to destroy Barbaria too?

If so, this makes no sense.

[The 1000 barbarians]

hey were innocent here

[Barbaria]

OOC:
Do they want to destroy Barbaria too?

If so, this makes no sense.

OOC: It's complicated. Let me give you a quick overview:

• The Warriorium sold slaves and, since no one likes slaves, most declared war on him. Some allied with him, though.
• The war then became nuclear and the world was destroyed.
• They soon held peace talks on a space station. This ended up creating a second nuclear war, destroying Earth yet again (this time I mean that Earth as a planet no longer exists), and now the universe is about to be destroyed.
• A new round of peace talks are being held following a coup in the Barbarian government and the original government's launching of an overpowered missile that will overpower a black hole and destroy the universe.

Every single country in the entire roleplay should be investigated for war crimes, there’s billions dead, the world is destroyed, there’s radiation everywhere.

That includes you, right?

this'll go well

Who knows? Maybe we'll create a multiuniversal war.

[Utquiagvik]

That includes you, right?

Yes, that includes me.

[Kamchatska]

Kamchatska puts rockets on its country and flies through a portal to a alternate universe, this universe takes places exactly 1 days before all of this began, Kamchatska stops this war from ever happening in the alternate universe, Kamchatska doesn’t care what happens in this universe.

The king then says: “TRY TO BLAME AS FOR WARCRIMES NOW SUCKKKERSSSS” as the nation flies through the portal.

[The 1000 barbarians]

1000 barbarian marine troops start tracking down Barbarian government officials and putting them in the coal mines

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

Don't you think we should make war first and then crimes?

[Puddingland]

Don't you think we should make war first and then crimes?

we've done enough war XD

[Utquiagvik]

Kamchatska puts rockets on its country and flies through a portal to a alternate universe, this universe takes places exactly 1 days before all of this began, Kamchatska stops this war from ever happening in the alternate universe, Kamchatska doesn’t care what happens in this universe.

“Wow. Lucky.”

Utquiagvik continues to function as a destroyed country on a tiny planet. The 200 remaining people are slowly rebuilding from the nuclear war and the space war. Utquiagvik now believes that negotiations are needed so the entire universe isn’t destroyed.

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

So I created a topic for nothing!?

[The 1000 barbarians]

Kamchatska puts rockets on its country and flies through a portal to a alternate universe, this universe takes places exactly 1 days before all of this began, Kamchatska stops this war from ever happening in the alternate universe, Kamchatska doesn’t care what happens in this universe.

“Wow. Lucky.”

Utquiagvik continues to function as a destroyed country on a tiny planet. The 200 remaining people are slowly rebuilding from the nuclear war and the space war. Utquiagvik now believes that negotiations are needed so the entire universe isn’t destroyed.

hello since we are nice we will offer to clone your people in return for there genetic code

[Utquiagvik]

Don't you think we should make war first and then crimes?

We’ve already had enough war crimes. This all started with the slave sale in Warriorium, so let’s see all the crimes that have been committed.

-Genocide
-Murder
-Exreme Destruction Of Property
-Killing Of Civilians
-Environmental Damage
-Slavery
-Nuclear Warfare
-Chemical Warfare

If there’s any I’m forgetting, let me know.

[Kamchatska]

Ok time to hold the Trials!, who’s being gonna be executed first? I mean uhm…being sent to the trial

[Puddingland]

Kamchatska puts rockets on its country and flies through a portal to a alternate universe, this universe takes places exactly 1 days before all of this began, Kamchatska stops this war from ever happening in the alternate universe, Kamchatska doesn’t care what happens in this universe.

“Wow. Lucky.”

Utquiagvik continues to function as a destroyed country on a tiny planet. The 200 remaining people are slowly rebuilding from the nuclear war and the space war. Utquiagvik now believes that negotiations are needed so the entire universe isn’t destroyed.

The Minister Of Agriculture has died from all the chaos, Making The Minister of Transportation the leader of a tiny, 1,700 population sized Pudding land. The Minister of Transportation is much more calm and agrees that they need a peace treaty to be made

[The Fantasy tech Caliphate]

OOC:
Do they want to destroy Barbaria too?

If so, this makes no sense.

OOC: It's complicated. Let me give you a quick overview:

• The Warriorium sold slaves and, since no one likes slaves, most declared war on him. Some allied with him, though.
• The war then became nuclear and the world was destroyed.
• They soon held peace talks on a space station. This ended up creating a second nuclear war, destroying Earth yet again (this time I mean that Earth as a planet no longer exists), and now the universe is about to be destroyed.
• A new round of peace talks are being held following a coup in the Barbarian government and the original government's launching of an overpowered missile that will overpower a black hole and destroy the universe.

Every single country in the entire roleplay should be investigated for war crimes, there’s billions dead, the world is destroyed, there’s radiation everywhere.

That includes you, right?

this'll go well

Who knows? Maybe we'll create a multiuniversal war.

OOC: Why would they destroy the universe? What’s the motive?
Rich, powerful people aren’t so idealistic and angsty they’ll destroy the universe to protest.

The world is not run by teenage boys IRL.

[Kamchatska]

Don't you think we should make war first and then crimes?

We’ve already had enough war crimes. This all started with the slave sale in Warriorium, so let’s see all the crimes that have been committed.

-Genocide
-Murder
-Exreme Destruction Of Property
-Killing Of Civilians
-Environmental Damage
-Slavery
-Nuclear Warfare
-Chemical Warfare

If there’s any I’m forgetting, let me know.

You forgot the destruction of a planet

[Utquiagvik]

We’ve already had enough war crimes. This all started with the slave sale in Warriorium, so let’s see all the crimes that have been committed.

-Genocide
-Murder
-Exreme Destruction Of Property
-Killing Of Civilians
-Environmental Damage
-Slavery
-Nuclear Warfare
-Chemical Warfare

If there’s any I’m forgetting, let me know.

You forgot the destruction of a planet

That fits into the category of Environmental Damage/ Extreme Destruction of Property.

[GermanEmpire of kaisereich]

I literally wrote an entire text to the topic and now it will be ignored?

[Barbaria]

Kamchatska puts rockets on its country and flies through a portal to a alternate universe, this universe takes places exactly 1 days before all of this began, Kamchatska stops this war from ever happening in the alternate universe, Kamchatska doesn’t care what happens in this universe.

The king then says: “TRY TO BLAME AS FOR WARCRIMES NOW SUCKKKERSSSS” as the nation flies through the portal.

Barbarian officials heard a radio broadcast saying the following:

Code: Select all

TRY TO BLAME AS FOR WARCRIMES NOW SUCKKKERSSSS

Using top-gear technology, we have managed to figure out that whoever said this must be the king of Kamchatska. We officially classify him as a terrorist and launch a (NON-NUCLEAR) missile to assassinate him. After all, the portal never closed.

Oh, yeah. If you try to go through that kind of portal, you'll end up creating a time-space paradox. Do you really want that?

We’ve already had enough war crimes. This all started with the slave sale in Warriorium, so let’s see all the crimes that have been committed.

-Genocide
-Murder
-Exreme Destruction Of Property
-Killing Of Civilians
-Environmental Damage
-Slavery
-Nuclear Warfare
-Chemical Warfare

If there’s any I’m forgetting, let me know.

You forgot the destruction of a planet

Specifically, Earth.

You forgot the destruction of a planet

That fits into the category of Environmental Damage/ Extreme Destruction of Property.

No, that fits into the category of the birthplace of civilization.

I literally wrote an entire text to the topic and now it will be ignored?

Yes.

[Puddingland]

Ok time to hold the Trials!, who’s being gonna be executed first? I mean uhm…being sent to the trial

Either America or Barbaria

[The Fantasy tech Caliphate]

OOC: It's complicated. Let me give you a quick overview:

• The Warriorium sold slaves and, since no one likes slaves, most declared war on him. Some allied with him, though.
• The war then became nuclear and the world was destroyed.
• They soon held peace talks on a space station. This ended up creating a second nuclear war, destroying Earth yet again (this time I mean that Earth as a planet no longer exists), and now the universe is about to be destroyed.
• A new round of peace talks are being held following a coup in the Barbarian government and the original government's launching of an overpowered missile that will overpower a black hole and destroy the universe.

That includes you, right?



Who knows? Maybe we'll create a multiuniversal war.

OOC: Why would they destroy the universe? What’s the motive?
Rich, powerful people aren’t so idealistic and angsty they’ll destroy the universe to protest.

The world is not run by teenage boys IRL.

Why?

[Kamchatska]

Im gonna be holding executions soon, I’m making a list of all people who need to be executed.

1 The Minister of Military for Kamchatska