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Valiraisia
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Posts: 21
Founded: Nov 14, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Let's curse an item!

Postby Valiraisia » Sun Nov 27, 2022 3:39 pm

Based off of my dispatch, The Artificer's Workshop.

Here's how it goes!

AN will say an item. For example, door.

BN will curse that item, maybe door leads to another dimension. BN will then say another item for the next person to curse.

Basically:

AAN: pen.
AN: whatever you draw or write with the pen will become real.
door.
BN: door leads to another dimension.
plant.
BBN: anyone who touches the plant withers and dies.

aaaand it goes on with BBN saying another item.
Let's go!
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Red Button.
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  Hi there :)  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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Improper Classifications
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Posts: 153
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Improper Classifications » Sun Nov 27, 2022 3:41 pm

When pressing the button it will randomly turn into any of the 16m known colors.

Mint candy
Two-term incumbent Scribe of The Eternal Order, Prime Minister of The Great Storm
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

AGHAST at the abuse of the term 'badge hunt' by the Bhang Bhang Ducian WA delegation,

DEMANDING that they stop it,

Hereby Condemns Bhang Bhang Duc.

Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT!

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The Academy of Terra
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Posts: 145
Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Academy of Terra » Sun Nov 27, 2022 3:41 pm

If pressed it ends the universe

Ninja'd

It doesn't taste like mint

A gun
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We are just your friendly neighborhood ex-shadow government that is purging 6 other shadow governments while trying to negotiate peace with the Hydra using MAD.

Current year:
2053

Academy News Network: The perviously hydra occupied territory has been integrated into the Academy. The African Union has annexed a good part of central Africa.  Middle East states refused Academy Ultimatum troops have been seen gathering at the border.


NS stats purged along with the other shadow governments

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Imperial Fiji
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Posts: 51
Founded: Nov 22, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial Fiji » Sun Nov 27, 2022 3:41 pm

DELETED
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The Empire of Imperial Fiji
Praise the Flower Banner!
We Shall Never be Divided Again
Salute the Ancestors who got you Here
The 5 Islands United Again, Everlasting


After WW2 and the Fall of Japan, The Republic Of Fiji is given independence and is given some of the neighboring islands around it, few years later the Imperial Empire of Fiji is Formed, The Empire has 3.7 Million Citizens, with Capital City being Suva. The Empire remains a Relatively Strong Nation among Neighbors


The Suva Daily Times - The Queen has been Announced Pregnant! - Tensions continue to rise with Australia over control of the Great Barrier Reef - Small Floods have taken Place in the province of Tonga, about 1,000 Citizens currently Affected


NS Stats Aint Canon

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Orang Moku
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Mar 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Orang Moku » Sun Nov 27, 2022 3:42 pm

An ounce of blood comes out of a random person's mouth whenever you press the button, but you get $1.42

Ninja'd big time

The dog speaks messages from your ex

Ninja'd x2?

The gun fires liquid rubber

A copy of George Orwell's 1984
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Halo!

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Cachard Calia
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Posts: 278
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Sun Nov 27, 2022 4:23 pm

The cover is made of cameras

A copy of Ray Bradbuury's Fahrenheit 451
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 9 Level 0 Type 6
Member of the Communist Allied Defense Organization
Next two members get promoted to Senior Comrade-in-Arms! Also, we collect embassies!
Also a member of the Arctic-Pacific Treaty Organiztation
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, FIFA, Qatar
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole

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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 236
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Sun Nov 27, 2022 4:26 pm

When you read the copy, it shoots a page at you, which will always kill you.




An Optimus Prime Action Figure
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CBC N5 Weekly News:
Samara Yoshida location brought down to New England, US - Former Military Base explodes - Papuan Airliner crash tied to Unrecoverable Stall
SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Santa Marie Nightclub Shooter found guilty for mass murder

MN Represents most of my beliefs minus the leader's rudeness, no multi-thoughts, and herding.
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1958
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:01 pm

Can speak, but will only insult the owner

Bike
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Great United States
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great United States » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:04 pm

Will always have Rusty,fragile chains,no matter how much you change them



Chair
SCI-FI AMERICA

Current year:2044 AD
The US but more European influenced and extra fancy,plus a decent bit of WW1 culture
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Your Average Middle-Late Space age nation
Columbia Times:|Music Radio|Vice Presidential Elections starting,fierce competition in the State of Appalachia|Ministry of Defence Reduced to the American Self Defence Force (ASDF),CFUS now 3rd most powerful military power|International Obelisk of Unity built on the Lunar surface,standing 20 meters tall,with each brick being built by every nation in the Lunar International Committee

Imagine Japan,but american,complete with the neon lights and suspicious amount of vending machines
Ordem EtProsperitas
Factbook Renaissance in progress

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Polonium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Polonium » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:05 pm

The seat is made of spikes

Windows 95 Computer
PTPV NEWS-4 (6:25 PM)| Headlines: Education Bill signed by President | Governor Carter of State of Gallium loses election | Fire erupts in City of Primrose, three injured | Moai built at Middle City, becomes tourist attraction | WEATHER 72% chance of Precipitation. High Temperature 23 C/Low Temperature 17 C


THE STATE OF POLONIUM
Six hundred years of war, diplomacy and destruction

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Millenhaal
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Nov 20, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Millenhaal » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:06 pm

When you boot it up, it stops working and tells you to upgrade to Windows 11.



Newspaper.
Democratic socialism, choice, LGBTQIA rights, Trans rights, any rights I can't think of, the Minnesota Vikings.
Unbridled capitalism, transphobia, homophobia, xenophobia, any bigotry whatsoever, the f*cking Packers.
My favorite color is purple. What's yours?

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1958
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:39 pm

Shows only fake news

Pants
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Valiraisia
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Posts: 21
Founded: Nov 14, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Valiraisia » Sun Nov 27, 2022 5:43 pm

explode upon being worn.
very unlucky suitor.


Bone
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Petroli
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Sep 22, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Petroli » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:09 pm

Any harm to that bone will manifest itself in all of your bones, So if you break it, all of your bones will break.

A vinyl record of free bird
National News: With the woodland creatures mostly being killed and captured, Helicopters transporting crates of the creatures are flown off to be dropped in neighboring countries. Following a clash between Petrolian Forces and Lintonian Rebels, an estimated of 142,007 people have been executed. Chemglobal reveals new Phosphene gas powered car.


Local cheese loving, MT Nation.

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Kashimura
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Posts: 179
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:16 pm

Playing the record will unleash a murder of crows from the speaker, literally freeing the birds.

A shopping cart.
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating WIP factbooks. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1958
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:32 pm

Suddenly becomes immovable if filled with anything other than the nasty store brand stuff

Blender
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Novaya Equestria
Senator
 
Posts: 3959
Founded: May 01, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novaya Equestria » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:35 pm

Using the blender will have it the most cursed sounds of all time.

A toy model ship of the Executor-class star dreadnought
READ BELOW!

I RP as Novaya, a Human militaristic nation (cuz anime) and an archipelagic country. I also RP as the Novayan Stellar Commonwealth, a FanFT/FanFFT nation.
Please refer to me/my nation as Novaya in both IC and OOC, NOT Novaya Equestria.

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Xin Robloxia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Dec 23, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Xin Robloxia » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:39 pm

it's secretly a bomb and using it will detonate it

a bucket of paint
PISSJUG 97, WEAPONS HOT!

all ns stats are canon unless stated otherwise

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1958
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:44 pm

Never dries, and is a few shades off

Spork
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Novaya Equestria
Senator
 
Posts: 3959
Founded: May 01, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novaya Equestria » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:51 pm

Using a spork will result in someone accidentally shanking a person. Also it stabs cooked meat more than its sharpness would accord.

AN elevator
READ BELOW!

I RP as Novaya, a Human militaristic nation (cuz anime) and an archipelagic country. I also RP as the Novayan Stellar Commonwealth, a FanFT/FanFFT nation.
Please refer to me/my nation as Novaya in both IC and OOC, NOT Novaya Equestria.

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Sadakoyama
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Jun 22, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sadakoyama » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:59 pm

It only moves laterally between a Starbucks and another Starbucks across the street.

A Polariod camera from 1983.
Sadakoyama - Foul-mouthed mad scientists create a University in a disease-ridden jungle of death!
We're not Communist and we love noodles.

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Novaya Equestria
Senator
 
Posts: 3959
Founded: May 01, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novaya Equestria » Sun Nov 27, 2022 10:06 pm

Sadakoyama wrote:It only moves laterally between a Starbucks and another Starbucks across the street.

A Polariod camera from 1983.

When used, it shows people being in the most meme-cursed places anywhere in the world.

The Crying Boy
READ BELOW!

I RP as Novaya, a Human militaristic nation (cuz anime) and an archipelagic country. I also RP as the Novayan Stellar Commonwealth, a FanFT/FanFFT nation.
Please refer to me/my nation as Novaya in both IC and OOC, NOT Novaya Equestria.

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1958
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun Nov 27, 2022 10:58 pm

Will sometimes make a duck face, dab, or flip the bird at random times through the day

Guitar
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Sky Reavers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 814
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Sky Reavers » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:05 pm

No matter, how good is the person with a guitar, if he plays this one, music will be absolutely awful and the guy playing it will not get a single note right.

A hippie attire.
Sky Reavers are retconned Skyhooked. A bunch of crazy, wild everpartying anarchists, who are resistant to cold, heat and diseases, can can proccess booze like hell. MT/PMT tech. Wanna know more or have a request? It's here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=505973

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The Kosaki City Authority
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jun 21, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Kosaki City Authority » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:08 pm

whoever wears this attire is always drug positive whenever an authority checks his belongings or undergoes a drug test

Pen
Ship girls are canon because the jmsdf uses them
exampleKaga this is the only example i can find on my chrome history but i know there's more

Announcement:All editing and production of factbooks,news and other materials are suspended due to state of emergency and loss of contact with locals.

For news context, see archived news.
BREAKING NEWS!: Mayor Mae Hanako Now Out of Hospital, May Return to Office When Time Permits -Kosaki City Gazette|Investigation on the sudden deaths of the anti modelling clique members leads to a veterans association, investigation ongoing -Free Kosaki News|Admiral Sasaki orders a gag order on other media outlets regarding Mayor Mae Hanako's release from hospital for "matters of municipal security" -Shadows of Politics.com

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