[title]Post-Prosecution Demise
[validity]does not have "no judiciary"
[description]Two days after infamous criminal and serial killer Edward Salamanca was sentenced to life in prison, Michael Roundsworth, the prosecutor in the case, was murdered in his sleep. This is the third prosecutor to have been murdered after convicting a criminal this year. Prosecutors all over @@NATION@@ are now up in arms and are demanding you do something.
[option1]"We have no safety!" cries prosecutor @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ after pouring coffee all over your desk. "Any criminal with outside connections is bound to put out a hit on us the moment they're imprisoned! Our security clearly needs to be held to higher standards. A few police officers working around-the-clock around our houses for a few weeks ought to give us the safety we need."
[effect]prosecutors blame lack of sleep not on case overload but on police officers
[option2]"I agree, but we must go further," claims head prosecutor Frank von Kill while preparing some instant noodles. "Frankly, the government must provide us more than just a few weeks worth of protection. If the government provided max-security housing to us prosecutors, with state-of-the-art security systems, all would be right with the world. Oh, and would you mind creating a steady inflow of Dàguó takeout?"
[effect]takeout restaurants are failing to keep up with the government's rapidly expanding order list
[option3]"I hope you don't intend on listening to these proposals," says seasoned defense attorney @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, dropping a 200 page report on the floor in the process. "Not only would they drain the police budget or translate into more funding towards law enforcement, which is undesirable for the rest of the public sectors, they would also mean magistrates would err towards the side of prosecutors as you would be giving them special treatment. You must reject these outrageous proposals. Instead, the government could reduce the amount of prosecutors and encourage the remaining ones to drop cases which could be dangerous for their safety. That way, the safety of my archneme-- err, my colleagues would be ensured."
[effect]100% of law students become defense attorneys