by Valentine Z » Mon Nov 07, 2022 10:17 pm
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by Valentine Z » Mon Nov 07, 2022 10:17 pm
The Second Reich wrote:
“This wicked witch is barely worth my time but I do have a few choice words regarding her: she and her people, as well as their pagan religion is disgusting, disgusting I tell you! From what I hear about those people living in communes over there they force their elders to jump from cliffs and down to their deaths! Not only that, those same people drink water tainted with the blood of menstruating women! And that’s not the only worse part of it all: they offer nine human sacrifices to their false gods, and one of them is stuffed inside a dead bear alive! I can go on with the "culture" of Kjalaara but the list of their wickedness is endless. That so-called "Queen" Tove is the Jezebel of Kjalaara, and only throwing her out and down a window will ensure justice for her victims.”
- His Imperial Majesty the German Emperor and King of Prussia, Wilhelm II, whose comment, though not entirely true about Kjalaara and is probably misinformed, sounds very similar to the plot of Ari Aster’s 2019 horror film Midsommar
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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by The Onox Legion » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:16 am
"Aah, I, General Onox, see, a fellow Egogentemian, my, General Onox's, Legion too gets usually referred to with my, General Onox's, name, but dang Valentjin "The Sirlike end free Valkerii General Off Valentine Z" Samanta Mexwall Delter Westen Stjinn Angeluss Trazey Mitschel Tristien Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hjatti X. Constatin Sein Lin Zaw Niank, you are even taller than I, General Onox, am, in my dragon form, at least I, General Onox, was taller than you before. Maybe I, General Onox, should follow your example and get njukd first in order to become even taller than you or, from what I, General Onox, can gather, just get destroyed entirely by it, which sounds fun too. Anyhow, if afterwards I, General Onox, am taller and not a pile of ash, I, General Onox, then plan to steal your suit and deliberately cause a malfunction to become even more people, because becoming the entire legion combined sounds extremely fun and would allow me, General Onox, to be able to destroy the Stormfather entirely, therefore allowing me, General Onox to transform into wind and fliers again! Then I, General Onox, or rather I, Super Onox, would be very capable of crushing the entire world! Gyahahahahaha! Pay attention to your suit, because I, General Onox, look forward to stealing it from you!
But back to my judgement of you, long-named ruling one, I, General Onox, can't say that I, General Onox, am a fan of your earlier actions, with you trying to be all talky talky and not beaty beaty enough, but you failed at that enough to cause those Nukks to be thrown everywhere and cause mass destruction, which I, General Onox, find gloriously destructive!
Otherwise, you are also a fun g- Uuuuh... Ah! giant! A fun giant and a fellow appreciator of that sport of using mechanical carts, something I, General Onox, actually like to partake in some times myself, with Miniblin crafted carts! Though again, not a big fan of you trying to better your nation instead of destroying it like you used to, that was far more fun.
Gyahahahahahahahahaha! I, General Onox, think fighting you to destruction would be fun, especially since you are taller than even my, General Onox's, dragon form!
I, General Onox, look forward to our eventual clash"
-General Onox
by Romilija » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:22 am
The Onox Legion wrote:OOC: While I appreaciate the new thread, I wonder if we maybe can add "Modicum Effort" and "Summerposts are to be /skipped" rules in order to make clear quality control procedures?
by The Ottoman Empire Medieval RP » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:24 am
by The Onox Legion » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:36 am
by Huffmania » Tue Nov 08, 2022 3:54 am
by The Onox Legion » Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:16 am
by Tantria » Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:41 am
| "General Onox... Strange, why does that name sound familiar? I don't think I've met him before. |
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by Huffmania » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:15 am
by The Ottoman Empire Medieval RP » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:23 am
by The Onox Legion » Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:34 am
by The Huterric Union » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:00 am
About the Fatherland|Incumbent President: Loreta M. Martin
by Ostrovskiy » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:07 am
by The Onox Legion » Tue Nov 08, 2022 7:09 am
by Zeloria » Tue Nov 08, 2022 10:59 am
Its been a while since I last did something like this. Who do I have to write one of these opinion pieces about. A human politician from the early 21st century? Is this a time travel thing or something? Anyway, so yeah. Since you are a democratically elected politician, you are already automatically better then any of the corrupt councillors here. Your policies also seem pretty proggressive for its time it seems. Giving people rights is pretty good. You had an interest in politics since you were in school, which helps with this entire politics stuff. You were described as "charismatic, uncompromising and a strong campaigner" by your society, so you were basically cut out for this job.
After your internship, you formally entered life in politics and became a mayor. You became more recognizable by debating with your peers about boring stuff. Not saying that boring means bad in this context. It shows that your country has a very healthy democracy. Something that we in the Free Systems desire to bring to Andromeda. But unfortunetally, right now, most of the debates I hear about are about military strategy.
Eventually you won the presidency, allowing you to enact some proggresive policies... or at least proggresive for early 21st century Earth standards. You enacted a policy to preserve art and culture. Reminds me of all of the art and culture that was lost here as a result of the Nano-Crisis. Luckily digital copies exist. You also helped the LGBT community. I'm not really familiar what that acronym means, but from the context I'm going to assume that those are people who have a diffirent gender identity and orientation I think...? Good job for bringing progress then.
So yeah, that's all I have to say for now. I think you are a pretty good leader, solely for the fact that you are democratically elected and actually use your power to help people instead of filling your own pockets like these those trashers on the council. Anyways, I need to go now. The militia needs me.
500 years ago, the universe saw an apocalypse that destroyed most spacefaring lifeforms caused by self-replicating machines, the universe went into a dark age until species that weren't advanced enough for the machine-swarm to detect started travelling into space. It is now the 23rd century, the universe is currently at 'peace'. Will this 'peace' last, or will this new universe end up like the last one?
by The Onox Legion » Wed Nov 09, 2022 5:19 am
"Hmmm, interesting. a being from beyond the stars, yet while your appearance would paint you as monstrous, but the you inside resembles a human far more in mind. Although, I, General Onox, have to add, that you are an alien of a species I, General Onox, do not recognize from your list, yet I, General Onox, respect, as you grasped your own fate and showed those dicks of the Galactic council what they were dealing with, Gyahahahahahahaha!
You, are one who from time to time even was my, General Onox's, colleague of the astral seas, even if it was to survive, rather than for the fun of it, but your acts during the insurgency really make me, General Onox, like you even more, despite your creation aligned motives and political nature.
I, General Onox, also see you are looking towards that pesky little factionalism, though you seem to have a far better grasp on what factions are your friend and foe, even if I, General Onox, really have no clue of these very futuristic government methods, do like your hands-off approach to it though, war-hero, and wish you the best of luck in crushing the Council and your internal foes when they turn against you!
Looking forward to an eventual duel, even if it seems very likely that it will end in my, General Onox's, complete destruction, but that is fine too! Gyahahahahahaha!"
-General Onox
by Huaren Gongsi state » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:23 am
He can't read or write? When I thought those democratic loyalists were dumb enough not to be able to create something other than 2-dimensional policies, I could've been more grateful ever since I read his Autobiography, and it looked like the most he could do is to lead the military so he is just a dumber version of Guan Xiaobai. I have to share this to my fellas in the office to have a good laugh, which is rare ever since I only sleep, eat, and work.
by The Onox Legion » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:37 am
by Huaren Gongsi state » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:45 am
The Onox Legion wrote:He can apparently read more than you.
/stillme
by Confederated Syndicates » Wed Nov 09, 2022 6:55 am
General-Secretary Synox72
I don't even know why I'm expected to give my opinion on this... Thief. He, General Onox, is quite fond of pointing out that he, General Onox, is, in fact, General Onox, General Onox.
To even dare to call him the "gentleman knight" is a stretch. His "ideology" consists of stealing and kidnapping. His attempts at philosophising "Destruction" are pathetic at best, and cringeworthy at worst. It's actually painful to read, as his deluded ramblings about taking a shower melt into recounting some adventure of prior, which, truthfully, I do not care about.
His rule as Regent, it is claimed, is "effective", yet I heavily doubt that. Onox is the peak of Capitalist kleptocrat: A literal thief, literally stealing from the proletariat. I will rejoice when he passes away, ideally after a long, painful illness.
General-Secretary Synox72
Zhang Zhouyuan. A fascist mirror of the rule of Deng Xiaoping. He defected from the communist party at the first opportunity, showing his weak character. His efforts at imposing a state-Capitalist system has created a nigh-slave state for the native population, and his objective of developing the country has created what I would call "state sink". Radical progression will be the death of Huaren Gongsi, and I support it, if only for the furthering of socialist goals. Beyond his ruinous policies, I am disgusted by him, and hope to never have to interact with him again.
THE CONFEDERATED SYNDICATES OF TURTLE ISLAND
"omg! commie scum! die!" The 5.56×45mm NATO bullet travelling towards your skull:
ATTENTION CANADIAN IMPERIALISTS: The forces of All-Turtle Island Emancipation shall come, and their righteous storm shall destroy all who oppose it! We are ready for any bullet, bomb, shot or shell you send at us!
A puppet of Vladilan, confirmed Marxist-Leninist-Synoxist
(not anticommunist, just find schizo america funny)
by Order of the lamp » Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:00 am
They feel to secret as if they actually have a grand plan, although on a surface level they seem great. I personally also think that a leaders true name should not be concealed.
by The Onox Legion » Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:06 am
by Confederated Syndicates » Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:06 am
Order of the lamp wrote:They feel to secret as if they actually have a grand plan, although on a surface level they seem great. I personally also think that a leaders true name should not be concealed.
THE CONFEDERATED SYNDICATES OF TURTLE ISLAND
"omg! commie scum! die!" The 5.56×45mm NATO bullet travelling towards your skull:
ATTENTION CANADIAN IMPERIALISTS: The forces of All-Turtle Island Emancipation shall come, and their righteous storm shall destroy all who oppose it! We are ready for any bullet, bomb, shot or shell you send at us!
A puppet of Vladilan, confirmed Marxist-Leninist-Synoxist
(not anticommunist, just find schizo america funny)
by Order of the lamp » Wed Nov 09, 2022 7:20 am
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