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Diaboland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

NS Vending Machine

Postby Diaboland » Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:17 am

You know the drill already. Fill the dispensers with any drink your heart desires!

Dispenser 1 is Coke and Pepsi mixed together.
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-Politica
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby -Politica » Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:33 pm

Dispenser 2 is buttermilk
REPUBLIC OF POLITICA|POLITICA REPPUPLIK
Aarsh Herald|-|The Parliament has voted to change the national flag to it's pre-1960 version, but with Hammer&Sickle removed to signal removal of communism.| New President Cederic Vreeke declares Pluto to be a planet, then finds to his disappointment that Pluto doesn't exist in this universe
This nation aligns with my beliefs
Politica is supposed to be a nation where I can put out my beliefs with worrying over things like irl history and Geography. It's a made up nation, I create my own history and Geography! This planet has the same day-night, month and year cycle as earth. Therefore I will use the Gregorian calender for this nation.
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Verdant Field
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: May 31, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Verdant Field » Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:41 pm

Dispenser 3 is air
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Nice Tree
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Chernobyl and Pripyat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 198
Founded: Jul 30, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Chernobyl and Pripyat » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:02 pm

Dispenser #4 dispenses full-size cakes.
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North Macaronesa
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Sep 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North Macaronesa » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:04 pm

Dispenser #5 dispenses Tapatio sauce
Welcome to North Macaronesia! | She/Her | NS stats are not canon
The Macaronesian Times New Progressive Party calls for end of conversion therapy in North Macaronesia | Toledano announces she will not run in December election, Center Catholic Party nominates Khatija Al-Jirari instead, who was the first Moroccan woman to hold a seat in Parliament | Two die in Highway TR-1 landslide, critics call out highway system as "poorly designed", call for US-Interstate-style system | Candidates gear up for 2023 election in December, Toledano's Center Progressive Party poised to lose seats
Overview | Issue Draft
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Improper Classifications
Envoy
 
Posts: 240
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Improper Classifications » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:05 pm

Dispenser 6 dispenses dispenser 7
Two-term incumbent Scribe of The Eternal Order, Prime Minister of The Great Storm
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

AGHAST at the abuse of the term 'badge hunt' by the Bhang Bhang Ducian WA delegation,

DEMANDING that they stop it,

Hereby Condemns Bhang Bhang Duc.

Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT!
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New Eestiball
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 393
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Eestiball » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:05 pm

dispenser 7 dispenses ns mods
Just your average ace depressed weirdo
Chess > checkers
European ambassador to TSP
The Beatles are objectively the best band ever
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Misdainana
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:07 pm

dispenser 8 free iPhone for Fake China and Country
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

Main: Overview/History/Map
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The CubeLand
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Oct 18, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The CubeLand » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:07 pm

Dispenser #9 dispenses Cubes
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a victim of horrible service providers
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Bakivaland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 519
Founded: Jul 18, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bakivaland » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:08 pm

Dispenser 9 dispenses ROBOT JUICE
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Average II enjoyer.
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TheKeyToJoy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:20 pm

Dispenser 10 happy faced meal chips.
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.
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Wes Fan Nottaius
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wes Fan Nottaius » Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:05 pm

Dispenser 11 dispenses Freddy Fazbear toys
NS stats are canon
Too lazy to make factbooks
I'm also Bri'ish just so you know
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TheKeyToJoy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:29 pm

Dispenser 12 Pokémon cards.
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.
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Nunaqujjuk
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 12, 2022
Ex-Nation

Join the region Chukotka

Postby Nunaqujjuk » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:31 pm

Coke
Last edited by Nunaqujjuk on Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:43 pm, edited 2 times in total.
NS STATS ARE NON CANON!!! USE FACTBOOK OF NUNAQUJJUK THANKS

Yosh got the roll we skrring
Double tap in the back with the German
Clock me an opp, wind down the window
Back out the spinner and burst him
I put bullets in numerous guys
Like, how come the opps ain't learning?
Teewizz got splashed and got murdered
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New Treyland
Envoy
 
Posts: 208
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:34 pm

Dispenser 14 dispenses TreyJoos Pumpkiny Pie. It shuts down in December though.
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TheKeyToJoy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:36 pm

Nunaqujjuk wrote:Coke

You should do /bump
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.
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Kampfler
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Sep 25, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kampfler » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:36 pm

Dispenser 15 dispenses a bland soda can, but when opened, an angry chimp beats you over the head with the can.
A very chaotic neutral nation!
Changed our flag because everyone thought we were dollar-store Armenia
Big Info Book
Canon
Present Year
Languages: English and German
Some NS stats cannon. Scared? You should be.
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Onesinia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: May 03, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Onesinia » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:38 pm

Dispenser 16 Contains milk from a dancing pregnant Islamic pig with a cow nose
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Kuerhyedeenistan
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 26, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Kuerhyedeenistan » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:42 pm

#17 is coffe no milk cold bitter and bleak just like your soul
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Squirreltopia
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 09, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Squirreltopia » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:45 pm

Dispenser 18 gives bottled air, that can drown people with air, why? Because yes
NEWS: Squirreltopians mad, why? Because the newly formed squirreltopian navy hasn’t made any sea shanties yet.
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Floofybit
Senator
 
Posts: 3509
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Thu Oct 27, 2022 1:46 pm

Dispenser 19 is furry juice
Straight Religious Authoritarian Socialist Traditionalist Pro-Life Pacificist Patriot Male Furry Who Is Addicted To Fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofybits, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his story

(Something something OwO idk)
Safety > Freedom
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."
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Huffmania
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Posts: 71
Founded: Jul 15, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Huffmania » Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:33 pm

Dispenser 20 dispenses Diet Coke
Huffmania is a state atheist, state capitalist technocracy in Central Europe known for its totalitarianism
Flag and banner are not mine, huffmania does not represent my actual views and NS stats and policies are not canon.
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TheKeyToJoy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:05 pm

Dispenser 21, is a drink called 21 and it makes you say 21 for one hour.
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.
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Fallen Worlds
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Worlds » Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:10 pm

Dispenser 22 dispenses itself
Dis enser 2 dispenses its lf
is e er 2 di nses its lf
i e r i nses i s lf
e ns s l
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Araneberg
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: May 27, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Araneberg » Thu Oct 27, 2022 3:13 pm

Dispenser 23 has vanilla extract and cinnamon
*Most of these posts are written by a half-asleep idiot at 11pm*

Summary of nation here:
Currently, all political parties have made faction-like autonomous areas in our nation and are fighting a civil war. Also we are a proud nation of Yggdrasil.

OOC Info here:
Just here to have fun, not that much thought is put into my nation on the forums and stuff so this isnt that put together. Im sorta active here but not that much. Sorry if you dislike me for something, im doing my best here. More info here: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=araneberg/detail=factbook/id=1786282
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