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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

AL proposes to YL. YL reaction.

Postby Remulia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:17 pm

So, in a meeting, YL is doing what YL does in those meetings when, suddenly, the AL appears and says that he/she wants to marry YL. How would YL react to this?

The AL for this first post would be...Drakery.

"Wait, i though you were gay, ok, people tend to asume i'm lesbian, i'm just bisexual, ok, i accept".

-Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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Partraige
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Partraige » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:22 pm

"What? Uhh... This is unexpected. No? What?
- Líla lak Sénghel, more confused than anything.
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The Itzgari
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Founded: Oct 09, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Itzgari » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:23 pm

“…you do realize, from your point of view at least, I’m…a squid, right?, ok just checking.”

- Emperor Onug the Great, very confused
Just a large FT space faring empire that loves to take over and destroy everything in its path, all life besides fellow Itzgari will be destroyed, hope your planet isn’t near our borders!

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Improper Classifications
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Posts: 153
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Improper Classifications » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:24 pm

*flips head around* "Who the heck are you and why are you in my meeting?"
-King Thundair I
Two-term incumbent Scribe of The Eternal Order, Prime Minister of The Great Storm
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

AGHAST at the abuse of the term 'badge hunt' by the Bhang Bhang Ducian WA delegation,

DEMANDING that they stop it,

Hereby Condemns Bhang Bhang Duc.

Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT!

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Crimson Tree
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Founded: Sep 03, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crimson Tree » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:25 pm

"Hahaha!
I'm lesbian."
- Dr. Chimi Akagi
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The Itzgari
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Founded: Oct 09, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Itzgari » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:28 pm

“Well…how do I put this lightly, I know, Get out of my palace right now before I have your Head hanging in above my fireplace, wait…no your head isn’t good enough for the mantle, probably a storage closet, Jeffrey would like some company, who’s Jeffrey you ask?, uhm…it’s better I don’t tell.”

- Emperor Onug the Great
Just a large FT space faring empire that loves to take over and destroy everything in its path, all life besides fellow Itzgari will be destroyed, hope your planet isn’t near our borders!

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New Anarchisticstan
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Founded: Dec 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Anarchisticstan » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:30 pm

"Sorry, you're the type of guy who'd behead me during BDSM roleplay"
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:32 pm

"Hmm, sure, why not? Although...nah, don't worry: is nothing"
-Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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Gonswanza
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Founded: Aug 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gonswanza » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:32 pm

Awww you're so TINY and CUTE! I'm gonna make you my daughter instead! Maria could always use a sister!


/Holy ninja'd

I uhh... Okay! I guess! For diplomacy! Yea! Cute, though. Really cute. How old were you again-?
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Crimson Tree
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Founded: Sep 03, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crimson Tree » Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:34 pm

"Okay, sure."
- Dr Chimi Akagi
Thousands of arcologies located beneath Okinawa. The new home of those who lost theirs after the island was destroyed.
Crimson Times

All is quiet in Crimson Tree | Government passes devolution policy, each arcology now led by a different representative | Dr. Akagi recovering from severe depression

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Sky Reavers
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Posts: 814
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Sky Reavers » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:08 pm

"While I am flatterd, I still gotta decline. Marriage has too much bounds and such, plus, cheating is wrong and I don't wanna lose the touch of other lovers... Such as Alice or Baphometh from New Sodom..."-Liam Navarro.
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Fennobaltia
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Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 08, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Fennobaltia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:44 pm

"I will have to decline. We seem to be too different in our opinions and as people that a relationship could ever work."
- General Secretary Maria Palander
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:23 pm

"Hmmm, although we shared some opinions, we disagree in others, also, you are too much autoritarian for my taste. So, i think i would say no, sorry"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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Huffmania
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Founded: Jul 15, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Huffmania » Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:00 pm

Sorry, I’m not into dating all that much. How about we just be allies (as long as you plan on dropping the monarchy thing)
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Laka Strolistandiler
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Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:04 pm

Sure. At this post, anything goes! I mean if you’re okay with a politically polygamous marriage I’m in for it! As long as your nation will ease up on some things, I’d say that you’re not the worst candidates I’ve got for good old Altar Dyplomacy!
BN, use Ingrid- she’s a 30-y/o Military Police general and a rather bloodthirsty military governor or some Turkish lands or something.
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East Plate
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Posts: 71
Founded: Oct 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby East Plate » Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:46 pm

"I am so very sorry Miss, I am already... erm... happily married to a lovely lady who has given me three wonderful children. Now if you'll excuse me, my love... I mean! My dear friend Nicolas is waiting for me at the theatre. Maybe you could join us someday? I am sure we can arrange for my eldest boy to marry you."

- Governor Lucas Higgins, 2nd Marquess of Dalworth.
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:56 pm

"Aren't you already married? I mean, even my species understand the concept of loyal, oh well, if you don't have anything else to say, i think we should go to a bar to drink something"
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United Eastern Vodia
Envoy
 
Posts: 218
Founded: Aug 27, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby United Eastern Vodia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:58 pm

"I'm sorry but I have to keep a good image with my people so they'll follow me, to do that I can't marry any non-ethnic Vodian"-High General Artyom Bishop

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The Second Order of Life
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Oct 09, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Second Order of Life » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:08 pm

"I do apologise, Mister Bishop, but I cannot - in good conscience - endorse such a relationship. It is incredibly hypocritical of a leader such as yourself, who has expressed full intention to discriminate against homosexuality, to take such interest on me. In that reguard, Mister Bishop, even your son is more desireable. I am truly sorry."
- Ruler Adamant Will 074, leader of the Second Order of Life

"...Speaking of which, you wouldn't happen to know where your son is right now, would you?"
THE SECOND ORDER OF LIFE
As have our ancestors, we shall maintain
Ruler of the Order, Adamant Will 074, holder of the Mantle of Maintenance and protector of the Articles of Creation
She/her, master of insecurity.
I'm not joking I literally take 10 minutes to post because I'm afraid
people will judge me please help-
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United Eastern Vodia
Envoy
 
Posts: 218
Founded: Aug 27, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby United Eastern Vodia » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:11 pm

The Second Order of Life wrote:"I do apologise, Mister Bishop, but I cannot - in good conscience - endorse such a relationship. It is incredibly hypocritical of a leader such as yourself, who has expressed full intention to discriminate against homosexuality, to take such interest on me. In that reguard, Mister Bishop, even your son is more desireable. I am truly sorry."
- Ruler Adamant Will 074, leader of the Second Order of Life

"...Speaking of which, you wouldn't happen to know where your son is right now, would you?"


"I believe you mean my successor as I don't have any children"
/skip

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Improper Classifications
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 153
Founded: Apr 18, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Improper Classifications » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:12 pm

"The fact that your population identifies by traits is slightly disturbing, but it's kind of hot."
-King Thundair I
Two-term incumbent Scribe of The Eternal Order, Prime Minister of The Great Storm
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:The Security Council,

AGHAST at the abuse of the term 'badge hunt' by the Bhang Bhang Ducian WA delegation,

DEMANDING that they stop it,

Hereby Condemns Bhang Bhang Duc.

Another fucking badly written BADGE HUNT!

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Southern Republic of Dixie
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Nov 03, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Southern Republic of Dixie » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:19 pm

"We Appreciate the Offer, but the Yankee Council Can Not Be Married. We Shall Deny Your Offer. And watch you with Suspicion"-The Yankee Council
Pro Southern Modern Independence
Liberalism Southerner
All Races are Equal
Condemn the KKK
LGBTQ+ Rights Anti-Ethno Supremacy Anti-Slavery Anti-Fascist Anti-Communist Pro-Independence
My Nation Facts.

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North Macaronesa
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Sep 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North Macaronesa » Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:23 pm

"...What? I'm already married, thank you, but what? Also, I'm fairly sure this would cause ripples in the international community, it's a no."
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Brionia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Aug 07, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Brionia » Thu Oct 13, 2022 2:00 pm

“Sure why not”
The queendom of Brionia- A matriarchal theocratic absolute monarchy. I am lazy with factbooks lol, 50% of my nation is genuine just taken to a very big extreme.

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The Sads
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 24, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby The Sads » Thu Oct 13, 2022 2:32 pm

"Wait a minute, I thought your nation doesn't allow anybody to enter or leave? Would this mean we won't be living together??...Hmmm, give me a day and I'll give you my answer then."

--Our Esteemed Imperial Majesty, overthinking things as usual

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