[Draft] Medias eating @@LEADER@@ ???

[Sunhizria]

[TITLE] Media eating @@LEADER@@ ???
After organizing a reception with multiple journalists, some media have published over 9000 articles that describe the opposition @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ as the most competent person, the most outstanding, the most honest and the most intelligent person in @@NAME@@. Your director of communications @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ has summoned all her staff in your office to discuss this situation.
[VALIDITY]
Invalid for nations with autocracy
Invalid for nations with state-media
Invalid for nations with no internet

[OPTION] "This is a real disaster, no matter where I look, I only read about @@HIM_1@@. I can't find a single article about you, @@LEADER@@" claim your director of communications, as she tears apart another paper about the opposition leader. "We must counter-attack, it's time to organize our own master reception, and to give those journalists a real dinner, then they will have no choice to talk about your project, your party, your ideas for @@NAME@@ and they will stop talking about that other person, who we clearly don't want to lead out the nation. Call every chief in the nations, we got more than 30 entries, more than 50 plats and at least 30 desserts to cook, and we should start now. So just give it the go already, every second count !"
[VALIDITY]
[EFFECT] Journalists tend to favour whoever feeds them.

[OPTION] "Why we don't call a famous cook like Funnifood?" Question your minister's younger aide, who was hired so recently you don't even know their name. "I watch all his videos, and he's the most awesome cook you'll ever find in @@NAME@@, I'm sure doing a few videos with him will make popularity spike in no time, and people will forget that @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ even existed, they'll be busy trying the food you just made. i bet everyone will want to eat like @@LEADER@@."
[VALIDITY]
[EFFECT] @@LEADER@@'s videos are mainly watched by amateur cooks.

[OPTION] "What I can say here, is that pizza is just fine." Say @@RANDOMFEMALENAME_2@@, A woman wearing an "I love pizza" T-shirt. "Honestly, you won't ever find a better meal than, Pizza. You can literally put everything on a pizza, Beef, Pork, Fish, Crab, Mussels, Chicken, Cow, Horse and even insects. There is no food that you cannot put on a pizza. The journalist will not find you special, but I believe you'll be able to connect with the common people since they also eat pizzas. There is so many types of pizza, you could even present the pizza of the day before each of your press conference. There is no need to hold this stupid conference."
[VALIDITY] Do not have vegetarianism policy
[EFFECT] @@LEADER@@ does not have many friends among journalists.

[OPTION] "What I can say here, is that pizza is just fine." Say @@RANDOMFEMALENAME_3@@, A woman wearing an "I love pizza" T-shirt. "Honestly, you won't ever find a better meal than, Pizza. You can literally put everything on a pizza, mushroom, onions, peppers, beans, pineapples, orange, rice, curry, or even Chocolate. There is no food that you cannot put on a pizza. The journalist will not find you special, but I believe you'll be able to connect with the common people since they also eat pizzas. There is so many types of pizza, you could even present the pizza of the day before each of your press conference. There is no need to hold this stupid conference."
[VALIDITY] Have vegetarianism policy
[EFFECT] @@LEADER@@ does not have many friends among journalists.

[OPTION] Somehow, while looking around the room, you discover your brother was somehow invited to this meeting. "I think you should look at the real problems, bro. These so-journalists were corrupt. They will write anything you want them to write, in exchange for meals, money or @@ANIMALS@@ season tickets. They say journalist are watchdog, and that they prevent corruption,, but this scandal only prove that they are corrupt. Look, we cannot trust them, they could be working for East Labuck, Bigtopia, Blackacre, the United Federation or anyone who pays them. We should just arrest them for corruption, nationalize the media, we'll save ourselves plenty of @@CURRENCY@@ and we'll save our democracy. two birds with 1 stone. How can you say no to me ?"
[VALIDITY] Invalid for nations with no sports
[EFFECT] People asking @@LEADER@@ questions often find their answers in prison.

Draft 1

[TITLE] Dinning with the press
A week ago, the opposition leader made the national headlines after receiving the press in a grand 5-star, Serving them 20 different types of entries, more then 30 different meals and at least 15 different desserts. Your government attempt to do the same, however you discovered your staff only bothered to prepare a few pizzas for that reception.
[VALIDITY]
Invalid for nations with autocracy
Invalid for nations with state-media

[OPTION] "You want to receive with only pizzas?" Question your @@RANDOMNAME@@ Cute, your director of communications. "Did you see what the opposition gave the journalists, Grilled Chicken, Beaf, Steak, Crab, Pork, Horse, Even Turkey. And I am not even talking about the desserts, that reception was grandiose, Awesome. Can you imagine what will their reaction if you serve some pizzas ? Your government will be bombed with more critics then you count on 9000 hands. You need to thrown all those pizza in the trashcan and order your chief to prepare a real reception. Hurry up, we don't have time!"
[VALIDITY] Not vegetarianism
[EFFECT] Government's press conference Often leave @@DENONYM@@ hungry and jealous

[OPTION] "You want to receive with only pizzas?" Question your @@RANDOMNAME@@ Cute, your director of communications. "Did you see what the opposition gave the journalists, thoses caramelized cabbages, perfectly cooked mushrooms, ramen, tofu, and even some heavenly curry. I'm not even talking about the desserts, that reception was grandiose. Can you imagine what will their reaction if you serve some pizzas ? Your government will be bombed with more critics then you count on 9000 hands. You need to thrown all those pizza in the trashcan and order your chief to prepare a real reception. Hurry up, we don't have time!"
[VALIDITY] vegetarianism
[EFFECT] Government's press conference Often leave @@DENONYM@@ hungry and jealous

[OPTION] "You can't do that." Cries @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, A woman wearing a "I love pizza" T-shirt. "Pizza is a perfectly fine food, You can do everything with pizza, you can put mushrooms, meat, onions, pepperonis, sausage, peppers, and like anything. The common people eat pizzas, you don't need to be fancy with the journalist. Pizza will suffice, pizza will rule."
[VALIDITY] not vegetarianism
[EFFECT] @@LEADER@@ does not have many friends among journalists.

[OPTION] "You can't do that." Cries @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, A woman wearing a "I love pizza" T-shirt. "Pizza is a perfectly fine food, You can do everything with pizza, you can put mushrooms, cheese, onions, pepperonis, olives, berries, pineapples, and like anything. The common people eat pizzas, you don't need to be fancy with the journalist. Pizza will suffice, pizza will rule."
[VALIDITY] vegetarianism
[EFFECT] @@LEADER@@ does not have many friends among journalists.

[OPTION] Your brother push the other speakers aside. "I think you should look at the real problems, these journalists were corrupt. They gave the opposition plenty of supporting headlines in exchange for fancy meals. If you ask me, this just proves us that journalists are not neutral, they are not real watchdog, they are just going to force you to spend plenty of @@CURRENCY@@ for a fancy. We should just arrest them for the corruption, nationalize the medias and we'll save yourself plenty of @@CURRENCY@@."
[VALIDITY]
[EFFECT] People asking @@LEADER@@ often find their answers in prison

[Australian rePublic]

Why did your staff disobey you?

[Sunhizria]

Why did your staff disobey you?

I was saying its mainly a first draft.
But there is no real reason, could be lazyniss, wrong communications, bad understanding, a love for pizzas, but that's not the subject of the issue.

the problem presented here, is that opposition received a lot positive press coverage after their reception.

[Panagouge]

You'll want to really cut down on how long each option is. Too much redundancy.

[Outer Sparta]

You'll want to really cut down on how long each option is. Too much redundancy.

I do like the options getting into the various foods and categories. Redundancy has worked in other options in other issues, but it depends on the context.

OP, is that the British spelling of "dining?" Not saying it's wrong, but my American brain doesn't seem to process it right.

[Cuba 2022 RP]

You'll want to really cut down on how long each option is. Too much redundancy.

I do like the options getting into the various foods and categories. Redundancy has worked in other options in other issues, but it depends on the context.

OP, is that the British spelling of "dining?" Not saying it's wrong, but my American brain doesn't seem to process it right.

As British, can confirm, not British

[Outer Sparta]

I do like the options getting into the various foods and categories. Redundancy has worked in other options in other issues, but it depends on the context.

OP, is that the British spelling of "dining?" Not saying it's wrong, but my American brain doesn't seem to process it right.

As British, can confirm, not British

Then it should be "dining."

[Sweden 2022 RP]

I do like the options getting into the various foods and categories. Redundancy has worked in other options in other issues, but it depends on the context.

OP, is that the British spelling of "dining?" Not saying it's wrong, but my American brain doesn't seem to process it right.

As British, can confirm, not British

Yes it's not how we spell it at all

[Outer Sparta]

As British, can confirm, not British

Yes it's not how we spell it at all

Why are you posting behind a puppet responding to your puppet? Anyway, the title should be changed, and I would also suggest it to be more catchy.

[Cuba 2022 RP]

Yes it's not how we spell it at all

Why are you posting behind a puppet responding to your puppet? Anyway, the title should be changed, and I would also suggest it to be more catchy.

Me and Sweden are not the same person, we are both puppets of different people in the same RP Region. And also, I agree, perhaps the title could be some pun involving "press."

[Sunhizria]

Yes it's not how we spell it at all

Why are you posting behind a puppet responding to your puppet? Anyway, the title should be changed, and I would also suggest it to be more catchy.

what do you suggest for title ?

Unprepared diner ?
Dining with journalist
Where's the diner ?
Pizza press
Look, english is not my native language, as so, punt is a bit hard for me to come with ?


Also I wanted to point the issues, the fact the opposition received the press with a Royal banquet, while your team barely prepared a meal.

[Outer Sparta]

Why are you posting behind a puppet responding to your puppet? Anyway, the title should be changed, and I would also suggest it to be more catchy.

what do you suggest for title ?

Unprepared diner ?
Dining with journalist
Where's the diner ?
Pizza press
Look, english is not my native language, as so, punt is a bit hard for me to come with ?


Also I wanted to point the issues, the fact the opposition received the press with a Royal banquet, while your team barely prepared a meal.

You'll think of something. Just have it be catchy and original while relating to the premise.

[Sunhizria]

I can think of things
1 Cook with the press
2 Unimpressive diner
3 Serving lemon to journalists
4 Losing the cooking game
5 Losing the press
6 Your diner is mystery food


Any of these are fine ?

[Australian rePublic]

Instead of pizza, maybe have curry. You can add toilet humour

[Sunhizria]

No.
English is not my natal language. so Adding toilet humor is not my cup of tea.

Edited the draft

[Sunhizria]

Bump

I just tried Grammarly and corrected the 20+ mistakes I made in that draft.
but that is normal, English is not my first language.

[Juansonia]

instead of both option variants having "vegetarianism" as the validity, one needs to have a lack thereof.

[Sunhizria]

instead of both option variants having "vegetarianism" as the validity, one needs to have a lack thereof.

Ah right
Bad mistake.

[Sunhizria]

Bump.