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Karazicu
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What would Bill Wurtz say about the AN?

Postby Karazicu » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:41 pm

I remember that there was a thread like this that existed a bit ago, however it was pruned for activity, and I believe that it was in part due to the fact that it was for your nation, not the above nation. So, I decided that today, I might just create a game like that, but instead of creating something for your nation, you're making something for the above nation. In this thread, you'll presume that the nation above you (or AN) was featured in one of Bill Wurtz's history videos, and come up with a line that Bill Wurtz might have to say about the above nation. Just try and think about what he would say if they got featured.

To demonstrate, let's start with a good old obligatory UCP joke:
"Look, something new popped up. Forums. To post things in. But wait, something's missing. How would one make change their profile? To make them stand out a little more? Oh right, we can create a User Control Panel for that! Now you can stand out a little more!"
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23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - NEZAVISNA KRATA KARAZIJA
GIA MEGALI KARAZIJA
19:14:18
15.5.1996 - 23.3.2003
KNR: Kalimara, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: An airforce MiG-29 accidentally released its payload over a village near Metavija, causing heavy damage and taking 18 lives, injuring dozens more. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 17°C/14°C, clear skies. Lottery #s: 14, 12, 45, 26. That's all. Have a nice day.
Summary: After severe anarchy on a Mediterranean island, the military & police made a junta to make a very orderly state to prevent it, by all means.
yes we remove kebab and give free helicopter rides.
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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:19 pm

"And there's Karazicu, its got a funny flag, big economy and the populace is ruled with an IRON FIST!"

note: bold means its a jingle
edit: typo
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Tummylandia Kajon Tummylandia confirms it will be sending Guillermo Torres for next Worldvision • Sunny Hidaka comes out as transfem (transgender female) • Ukraine, Tummylandia and Susistan to meet in Sevastopol to settle disputes in their Minervan territories • Tummytown 23°C • Amoguis 18°C • Nethinge 19°C • Fartograd 12°C
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The Republic of Covelandia
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Postby The Republic of Covelandia » Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:39 am

I think because he probably won't know the AN, he will probably put cricket sounds.
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:12 pm

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Washington-Columbia
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:16 pm

Oh hey, lets check on Boldonia, my favori-


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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:22 pm

"Oh and check it out it's Washington-Columbia, or is it the Cascadian Union? Anyway's the ruler is Sarpei and he hates the Russians UNTIL everyone decided he sucked so they attacked him, he survived however he died of his injuries i guess"
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"Tummylandia! It's a place! The placest place! They've been here a while without telling anyone? Pretty dubious."
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Tangatarehua
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"Let's have an Emilia. That sounds grand. Let's call it Grand Emilia."
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Postby Crimson Tree » Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:42 am

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That name's long
Let's call it Tangy"
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Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:45 am

CRIMSON TREE

Tired of your monotonous life above ground, well now you can start one underground. Except for the Japanese, they hate them down there. Speaking of which let's check on Japa-

Tokyo's on fire...
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Postby Cataleenia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 7:01 am

Boldonia

Now that’s some blue skies and stuff.

Now make it independent.
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Postby Cataleenia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 7:10 am

Ludwigsburg


Wait isn’t that a musician?
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Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sat Oct 01, 2022 7:12 am

"Oh look, it's Cataleenia! The island! In an ocean! In a mountain! In another ocean!"
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A Spanish colony just claimed independence: TUMMYLANDIA AND SUSSISTAN INDEPENDENCE
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Postby Crimson Tree » Sat Oct 01, 2022 7:52 am

Huffmania

Huffing what?

Sciiience~~~
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Postby Cataleenia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:14 pm

Union of Spib

Now thats a whole lot of Europe™*




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Wes Fan Nottaius
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Postby Wes Fan Nottaius » Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:19 pm

Look, it's Cataleenia, the nation with a stupidly long name
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I'm also Bri'ish just so you know

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Cataleenia
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Postby Cataleenia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:22 pm

*Even longer name alert*

And here is

Wes Fan Nottaius

The nation with the even longer name.
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Hello, misspelled nation #8564.
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Greater Morvonia
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Postby Greater Morvonia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:27 pm

New Eestiball wrote:Hello, misspelled nation #8564.

Is that Estonia?
Nevermind, it's not quite Estonia


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It's the United States of America
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Postby Cataleenia » Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:28 pm

Wait it’s a south thats good?
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