[DRAFT] Declaration on Profanities

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[DRAFT] Declaration on Profanities

Postby Magecastle Embassy Building A5 » Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:26 pm

In case this happens to be marked legal :P

Finding that there is widespread use of profanities outside of official World Assembly resolutions, including in debates surrounding World Assembly proposals, as well as a certain dimension which -- for legal reasons -- cannot be named,

Understanding, however, that the topic of profanities seems to be be subject to a continued controversy,

Concerned that this controversy has led to such things as the censoring of profanities in "Commend G-Tech Corporation", the calling out of countless ambassadors merely for utilising profanities, and a general reduction in the degree of humour present in this most august body,

Knowing that a World Assembly declaration is therefore needed to take an official stance on profanities and -- in particular -- their use in the World Assembly,

The World Ass-embly declares as follows, subject only to those restrictions imposed by omnipotent deities _

  • All entities should refrain from condemning or otherwise calling out any ambassador merely for using profanities in the context of World Assembly debates, drafts, or proposals. Accordingly, no ambassador to the World Assembly should refrain from supporting any proposal due to its, or its author's usage of, profanities. Further, ambassadors should not be ashamed to utilise profanities in the same context.

  • The above notwithstanding, no ambassador should feel pressured to utilise profanities in the context of World Assembly debates, drafts, or proposals. Accordingly, the coercion or attempted coercion of any World Assembly mission or ambassador to utilise profanities in the context of World Assembly debates, drafts, or proposals, should be treated as a condemnable act.

  • In addition to the fact that they should be considered acceptable to use in the context of the World Assembly, profanities should also be considered acceptable outside of simply the context of the World Assembly. Therefore, be it formally declared that swearing is fucking fine.
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This is....certainly a choice.
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Ahhh. So the real one, my friend.
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Postby Cheesy Tots » Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:45 pm

Groot wrote:Groot snorts before letting loose with a profane "I am Groot."


This may be the most profane thing I've ever seen said on these forums!
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Postby The Pacific Northwest » Thu Sep 29, 2022 1:37 pm

Honestly? I like this. It made me chuckle. I would support provided this one isn’t considered spam as well.
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Postby Honeydewistania » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:19 pm

and a general reduction in the degree of humour present in this most august body,

Agreed. The supposed ban on swearing led to the Declarations on Expletive Shit and Profanities being proposed, the two least funny declarations.

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Postby Comfed » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:22 pm

Is this supposed to be funny?
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Postby StrayaRoos Barrier Islands » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:54 pm

Hell yeah!!!,support
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Postby Simone Republic » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:05 pm


I suspect this probably still won't pass muster, due to Class Nations' presence in the World Assembly being mandatory.
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