[title] In the pink or whitewashed history?
[validity] all, I guess
[desc] The Lefkada Islands, an archipelago off the coast belonging to @@NAME@@ have a long tradition of white buildings, which was enshrined into law at some point in the last century. However, the residents of Asprida, one of the most popular of the islands, have painted their houses bright pink to protest against such a law.
[option] Somehow managing to take your door off its hinges with his bare hands, a deranged, angry man comes into office ranting and screaming "It is my house! My family built it 7 generations ago! You can't tell me what to do! I'll paint my house whatever colour I want! Akouse ki!"
[effect] houses are so colourful that they have often been described as unicorn vomit
[option] "We need to preserve the historic value of the homes in the so called Lefkada Islands." Suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, a noted historian, who came to use your printer to print a copy of a journal of fossilised faeces from ancient toilets. "The buildings of the Lefkadas have been white for centuries. We must not allow the impulsive nature of modern residents to taint our history. Additionally, studies have indicated that in the warmer climates of the region, the white paint helps reflect the sun's heat, reducing electricity usage in the warmer months. We need to prosecute those who fail to comply with the pale colour scheme of the archipelago!"
[effect] in the nation's archipelagos white isn't the presence of all colours
[option} "Why not just remove the temptation in the first place?" suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, who sources the dye that goes into white paint for a living, "If we stop supplying any colour paint to the Lefkada islands, we remove the temptation. What could possibly go wrong?"
[effect] drug dealers from the mainland have started smuggling paints to artists on islands as a side hustle
[option] "What's wrong with pink anyway?" questions @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a model who's known internationally for her obsession with the colour pink, and wearing nothing on her torso but that colour body paint "Pink is a nice and shiny colour and goes with everything, look I'll show you!" much to the delight of your security guard, she removes her body paint and replaces it with the colours she mentions "black, red, yellow anything! Why not make all the houses in @@NAME@@ pink!"
[effect] residents have trouble finding their houses amongst pink flower blossoms
