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[SUBMITTED] The New Racist Car!

Postby Pennyslov » Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:28 pm

If You Think This Issue Has Capitalization Issues Then I Will Fix Them When I Will Write The Issue


[title]The New Racist Car!

[validity] Top 5% Or Higher In Automobile Manufacturing Industry, Top 20% Or Higher In Rudeness

[desc] @@NAME@@‘s Official Car Manufacturers Were Using Everything They Could To Accidentally Build A Racist Car. Bullets Were Shoot At The End Of The Ceremony Because The Car Was Racist. By The Way, The Thing That Made The Car Racist Was A Whooshing Engine That Always Breaks The Traffic Rules And Is Too Fast. The Car In The Ceremony Was Shot By The Bullets But The Owners Of The Company Wanted To Fix What. Happened.

[option] “I Hope This Gets To Recycling!” Says Colorblind Vice Owner Of The Company @@RANDOMNAME@@. He Thinks Recycling Could Fix The Car. The Vice Owner Added “That’s Good For The Environment As Well!”

[effect] Recycling Bins Started To Fit Cars

[option] “HOW! That Is Very Hard! We Cannot Recycle Cars! We Need To Call A Neraby Car Service Center!” Stopped @@RANDOMNAME@@, Looking At A jPhone 12 Pro While Discussing. “I Could See Any Service Neraby Is Only For New Cars”, The President Of The Company Added.

[effect] A Car Set On Fire And Is Now Even More So
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Postby Bursken » Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:32 pm

Pennyslov wrote:If You Think This Issue Has Capitalization Issues Then I Will Fix Them When I Will Write The Issue


[title]The New Racist Car!

[validity] Top 5% Or Higher In Automobile Manufacturing Industry, Top 20% Or Higher In Rudeness

[desc] @@NAME@@‘s Official Car Manufacturers Were Using Everything They Could To Accidentally Build A Racist Car. Bullets Were Shoot At The End Of The Ceremony Because The Car Was Racist. By The Way, The Thing That Made The Car Racist Was A Whooshing Engine That Always Breaks The Traffic Rules And Is Too Fast. The Car In The Ceremony Was Shot By The Bullets But The Owners Of The Company Wanted To Fix What. Happened.

[option] “I Hope This Gets To Recycling!” Says Colorblind Vice Owner Of The Company @@RANDOMNAME@@. He Thinks Recycling Could Fix The Car. The Vice Owner Added “That’s Good For The Environment As Well!”

[effect] Recycling Bins Started To Fit Cars

[option] “HOW! That Is Very Hard! We Cannot Recycle Cars! We Need To Call A Neraby Car Service Center!” Stopped @@RANDOMNAME@@, Looking At A jPhone 12 Pro While Discussing. “I Could See Any Service Neraby Is Only For New Cars”, The President Of The Company Added.

[effect] A Car Set On Fire And Is Now Even More So



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Wait, so they were using everything to accidentally build the car? :eyebrow:
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Postby LiNuXViLLe » Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:38 pm

I think this needs just a little bit of work.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Sep 11, 2022 3:53 am

Racist car? I'm sorry, this issue doesn't make sense
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Postby Jutsa » Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:23 am

I'm Afraid Car is Doomed for Bad Fate. Car Should Meet Big Landfill So Can Be In Nature Where It Belongs. Poor Baby.

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Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:38 am

Read the guide to writing issues. Not a good attempt at all.
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Is this an attempt to murder NS users?

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Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:59 am

The Atlantica wrote:Is this an attempt to murder NS users?

The OP has four other drafts and they are all low-quality. Turns out they didn't bother to read the guide.
I don't stand with Ukraine. I don't stand with Russia. I don't stand with the US, NATO, or EU. I stand with the innocent civilians being caught in the crossfire while the politicians, the media, and weapons manufacturers continue to stoke division and conflict in their geopolitical chess games and treat the people of Ukraine as mere pawns. Zelensky is a corrupt, opportunist oligarchic politician who is not fit to lead Ukraine through anything and wants to inflate his own ego and offshore accounts.

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No, It Is Not

Postby Pennyslov » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:08 pm

The Atlantica wrote:Is this an attempt to murder NS users?
No, It Is Just An Issue
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Postby Pennyslov » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:08 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Read the guide to writing issues. Not a good attempt at all.
I Already Read It
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Postby Outer Sparta » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:15 pm

Pennyslov wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Read the guide to writing issues. Not a good attempt at all.
I Already Read It

Clearly not. You haven't made a proper draft and keep on using bad grammar and capitalization.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Sep 11, 2022 9:55 pm

Is English your first language?
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Postby Floofybit » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:21 am

By The Way, The Thing That Made The Car Racist Was A Whooshing Engine

Woosh... How is woosh racist. Racist isn't a racing car. Racist is something completely different.
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Postby Wallowis » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:27 am

Floofybit wrote:
By The Way, The Thing That Made The Car Racist Was A Whooshing Engine

Woosh... How is woosh racist. Racist isn't a racing car. Racist is something completely different.

I think it's supposed to be a pun. Racist Cars could work as a pun, but not as executed here at all. Perhaps an issue about some show about personified Cars which is somehow racist
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Postby Bears Armed » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:49 am

Wouldn't an actually-'racist' car probably be one that was programmed to go out of its way -- despite whatever its driver might want -- to run down members of some particular "race"? Like those specially [mis-]trained attack dogs there was a fuss about a decade or two ago?
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Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:54 am

Did you mena race car? Because racist is a person who doesn't like other people based on things like where they're from or skin colour
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An F1 car that won't break 120mph if the driver is of a particular race.
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Pennyslov wrote:
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Postby Communishit » Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:15 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Did you mena race car? Because racist is a person who doesn't like other people based on things like where they're from or skin colour
Pennyslov Did Not Mean A Race Car, He Meant A Car That Only Racist People Will Like

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