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[Draft] Rolling through cyberspace

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Cataleenia
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[Draft] Rolling through cyberspace

Postby Cataleenia » Fri Aug 05, 2022 10:48 pm

Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Description]While scrolling through your MyFace recommended, you see a post that says that you can find government files on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the link attached in the post but instead, it takes you to @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Astley’s Not Goning To Give Up On You. A phenomenon known as Cyberrolling.

[Validity]Internet

[Option]1. “Hey @@LEADER@@, why don’t you just outlaw Cyberrolling?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME1@@, a pro-truth advocate. “Did you know that over 78.2319% of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have been Cyberrolled? Even worse is that it uses a bait-and-switch technique so no body knows what is real ans what is just waiting to roll them. Come on leader, you need to outlaw it!”
[Effect]Accidentally posting the wrong link can get you a year in jail

[Option]2. “@@LEADER, don’t listen to @@HIM@@, if you ban rick rolling, you impact our freedoms!” Pleads Civil Rights Activist, @@RANDOMNAME2@@ while holding the book ‘102 Reasons Why Cyberrolling Is Cool’. “While it has tricked nearly 80% of our citizens, it’s just plain fun. It does no harm and the song is quite catchy, so please, keep it legal.” @@HE@@ the proceeds to load up the music video on your computer, blasting it out the @@CAPITAL@@ city hall’s speakers.

[Effect]You can never find the correct link in a flood of Cyberrolls.

[Option]3. “Y’know, we could use this to mess with our enemies.” Remarks your Minister of Cyber Defence, @@RANDOMNAME3@@, while pausing the music video. “Imagine if we bought online advertisements in @@REIGION@@ and when clicked on it would Cyberroll you! That would be incredible. All you need to do is just increase defence spending because, this is going to be a bit expensive.” @@HE@@ starts the music video again before he leaves.

[Effect]Advertisements are never what they seem.

[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME4@@. “If you partner with us for a small monthly fee of say, 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, then we would change all ads in your chosen countries and replace all links with the Cyberroll. All of that for a small fee of 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, billed monthly.”

[Validly]Capitalist

[Effect]Citizens of @@LEADER@@‘s least favourite countries cannot use the internet in any reasonable fashion.
Last edited by Cataleenia on Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:49 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Cataleenia » Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:54 am

Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Description]While scrolling through your MyFace recommended, you see a post that says that you can find government files on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the link attached in the post but instead, it takes you to @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Astley’s Not Goning To Give Up On You. A phenomenon known as Cyberrolling.

[Validity]Internet

[Option]1. “Hey @@LEADER@@, why don’t you just outlaw Cyberrolling?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME1@@, a pro-truth advocate. “Did you know that over 78.2319% of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have been Cyberrolled? Even worse is that it uses a bait-and-switch technique so no body knows what is real ans what is just waiting to roll them. Come on leader, you need to outlaw it!”
[Effect]Accidentally posting the wrong link can get you a year in jail

[Option]2. “@@LEADER@@, don’t listen to @@HIM@@, if you ban rick rolling, you impact our freedoms!” Pleads Civil Rights Activist, @@RANDOMNAME2@@ while holding the book ‘102 Reasons Why Cyberrolling Is Cool’. “While it has tricked nearly 80% of our citizens, it’s just plain fun. It does no harm and the song is quite catchy, so please, keep it legal.” @@HE@@ the proceeds to load up the music video on your computer, blasting it out the @@CAPITAL@@ city hall’s speakers.

[Effect]You can never find the correct link in a flood of Cyberrolls.

[Option]3. “Y’know, we could use this to mess with our enemies.” Remarks your Minister of Cyber Defence, @@RANDOMNAME3@@, while pausing the music video. “Imagine if we bought online advertisements in @@REIGION@@ and when clicked on it would Cyberroll you! That would be incredible. All you need to do is just increase defence spending because, this is going to be a bit expensive.” @@HE@@ starts the music video again before he leaves.

[Effect]Advertisements are never what they seem.

[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME4@@. “If you partner with us for a small monthly fee of say, 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, then we would change all links in your chosen countries and replace them with the Cyberroll. All of that for a small price of 15287 @@CURRENCY@@ a month. Sounds good?”

[Validly]Capitalist

[Effect]The citizens of @@NAME@@‘s enemies cannot use the internet due to the flood of Cyberolls.
Last edited by Cataleenia on Sun Aug 07, 2022 1:48 pm, edited 4 times in total.
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Postby Cataleenia » Sun Aug 07, 2022 10:16 am

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Postby Cataleenia » Sun Aug 07, 2022 1:36 pm

/bump
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Sun Aug 07, 2022 1:38 pm

Option 2 says Rick rolling, AKA the real term, instead of Cyberrolling, which you used. Also Option 1 says "no body knows what's real ans fake" which is a typo.

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Postby Cataleenia » Sun Aug 07, 2022 1:49 pm

Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:Option 2 says Rick rolling, AKA the real term, instead of Cyberrolling, which you used. Also Option 1 says "no body knows what's real ans fake" which is a typo.

Fixed
Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Description]While scrolling through your MyFace recommended, you see a post that says that you can find government files on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the link attached in the post but instead, it takes you to @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Astley’s Not Goning To Give Up On You. A phenomenon known as Cyberrolling.

[Validity]Internet

[Option]1. “Hey @@LEADER@@, why don’t you just outlaw Cyberrolling?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME1@@, a pro-truth advocate. “Did you know that over 78.2319% of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have been Cyberrolled? Even worse is that it uses a bait-and-switch technique so no body knows what is real and what is just waiting to roll them. Come on leader, you need to outlaw it!”
[Effect]Accidentally posting the wrong link can get you a year in jail

[Option]2. “@@LEADER@@, don’t listen to @@HIM@@, if you ban Cyberrolling, you impact our freedoms!” Pleads Civil Rights Activist, @@RANDOMNAME2@@ while holding the book ‘102 Reasons Why Cyberrolling Is Cool’. “While it has tricked nearly 80% of our citizens, it’s just plain fun. It does no harm and the song is quite catchy, so please, keep it legal.” @@HE@@ the proceeds to load up the music video on your computer, blasting it out the @@CAPITAL@@ city hall’s speakers.

[Effect]You can never find the correct link in a flood of Cyberrolls.

[Option]3. “Y’know, we could use this to mess with our enemies.” Remarks your Minister of Cyber Defence, @@RANDOMNAME3@@, while pausing the music video. “Imagine if we bought online advertisements in @@REIGION@@ and when clicked on it would Cyberroll you! That would be incredible. All you need to do is just increase defence spending because, this is going to be a bit expensive.” @@HE@@ starts the music video again before he leaves.

[Effect]Advertisements are never what they seem.

[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME4@@. “If you partner with us for a small monthly fee of say, 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, then we would change all links in your chosen countries and replace them with the Cyberroll. All of that for a small price of 15287 @@CURRENCY@@ a month. Sounds good?”

[Validly]Capitalist

[Effect]The citizens of @@NAME@@‘s enemies cannot use the internet due to the flood of Cyberolls.
Last edited by Cataleenia on Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:43 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Postby Cataleenia » Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:42 am

Draft 4

Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Description]While scrolling through your MyFace recommended, you see a post that says that you can find government files on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the link attached in the post but instead, it takes you to @@ANIMAL@@ Astley’s Not Going To Give Up On You. A phenomenon known as Cyberrolling.

[Validity]Internet

[Option]1. “Hey @@LEADER@@, why don’t you just outlaw Cyberrolling?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a pro-truth advocate. “Did you know that over 78.2319% of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have been Cyberrolled? Even worse is that it uses a bait-and-switch technique so no body knows what is real and what is just waiting to roll them. Come on leader, you need to outlaw it!”
[Effect]Accidentally posting the wrong link can get you a year in jail

[Option]2. “@@LEADER@@, don’t listen to @@HIM@@, if you ban Cyberrolling, you impact our freedoms!” Pleads Civil Rights Activist, @@RANDOMNAME@@ while holding the book ‘102 Reasons Why Cyberrolling Is Cool’. “While it has tricked nearly 80% of our citizens, it’s just plain fun. It does no harm and the song is quite catchy, so please, keep it legal.” @@HE@@ the proceeds to load up the music video on your computer, blasting it out the @@CAPITAL@@ city hall’s speakers.

[Effect]You can never find the correct link in a flood of Cyberrolls.

[Option]3. “Y’know, we could use this to mess with our enemies.” Remarks your Minister of Cyber Defence, @@RANDOMNAME@@, while pausing the music video. “Imagine if we bought online advertisements in @@REIGION@@ and when it is clicked on, it would Cyberroll you! That would be incredible. All you need to do is just increase defence spending because, this is going to be a bit expensive.” @@HE@@ starts the music video again before he leaves.

[Effect]Advertisements are never what they seem.

[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “If you partner with us for a small monthly fee of say, 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, then we would change all links in your chosen countries and replace them with the Cyberroll. All of that for a small price of 15287 @@CURRENCY@@ a month. Sounds good?”

[Validly]Capitalist

[Effect]The citizens of @@NAME@@‘s enemies cannot use the internet due to the flood of Cyberolls.

[Option]4. You receive a video call from your Minister of the Internet. “Why would you crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of the Internet. “Since you @@LEADER@@, our glorious leader, allow this position to exist, I would change all links on social media in your chosen countries and replace them with the Cyberroll! Sounds good?”

[Validly]Socialist

[Effect]The citizens of @@NAME@@‘s enemies cannot use the internet due to the flood of Cyberolls.

[Option]5. “And what about the environment?” Asks @@ANIMAL@@ Astley, the songs creator. “The servers that host the video are in the far North of @@NAME@@, a place notorious for it’s non-renewable energy. And with more people seeing the video, by choice or by Cyberroll, we have to build more server that use more electricity which means more energy consumption which means more pollution… You get what I mean. It’s not good. What I’m suggesting is we switch the entire @@TYPE@@ to renewable energy and fund projects that aid the environment.”

[Effect]Having a good time is not the highest priority in @@NAME@@.
Last edited by Cataleenia on Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:59 am, edited 4 times in total.
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:47 am

Cataleenia wrote:Draft 4

Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[Description]While scrolling through your MyFace recommended, you see a post that says that you can find government files on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the link attached in the post but instead, it takes you to @@ANIMAL@@ Astley’s Not Going To Give Up On You. A phenomenon known as Cyberrolling.

[Validity]Internet

[Option]1. “Hey @@LEADER@@, why don’t you just outlaw Cyberrolling?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a pro-truth advocate. “Did you know that over 78.2319% of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have been Cyberrolled? Even worse is that it uses a bait-and-switch technique so no body knows what is real and what is just waiting to roll them. Come on leader, you need to outlaw it!”
[Effect]Accidentally posting the wrong link can get you a year in jail

[Option]2. “@@LEADER@@, don’t listen to @@HIM@@, if you ban Cyberrolling, you impact our freedoms!” Pleads Civil Rights Activist, @@RANDOMNAME@@ while holding the book ‘102 Reasons Why Cyberrolling Is Cool’. “While it has tricked nearly 80% of our citizens, it’s just plain fun. It does no harm and the song is quite catchy, so please, keep it legal.” @@HE@@ the proceeds to load up the music video on your computer, blasting it out the @@CAPITAL@@ city hall’s speakers.

[Effect]You can never find the correct link in a flood of Cyberrolls.

[Option]3. “Y’know, we could use this to mess with our enemies.” Remarks your Minister of Cyber Defence, @@RANDOMNAME@@, while pausing the music video. “Imagine if we bought online advertisements in @@REIGION@@ and when it is clicked on, it would Cyberroll you! That would be incredible. All you need to do is just increase defence spending because, this is going to be a bit expensive.” @@HE@@ starts the music video again before he leaves.

[Effect]Advertisements are never what they seem.

[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “If you partner with us for a small monthly fee of say, 15287 @@CURRENCY@@, then we would change all links in your chosen countries and replace them with the Cyberroll. All of that for a small price of 15287 @@CURRENCY@@ a month. Sounds good?”

[Validly]Capitalist

[Effect]The citizens of @@NAME@@‘s enemies cannot use the internet due to the flood of Cyberolls.


[Option]4. You receive a video call from the C.E.O. of MyFace. “Why crash the economy by buying thousands of ads?” Asks C.E.O of MyFace, @@RANDOMNAME@@. “Since you @@LEADER@@, our glorious leader, allow us to exist, we would change all links in your chosen countries and replace them with the Cyberroll for FREE! Sounds good?”

[Validly]Socialist

[Effect]The citizens of @@NAME@@‘s enemies cannot use the internet due to the flood of Cyberolls.[/box]

[Option]5. “And what about the environment?” Asks @@ANIMAL@@ Astley, the songs creator. “The servers that host the video are in the far North of @@NAME@@, a place notorious for it’s non-renewable energy. And with more people seeing the video, by choice or by Cyberroll, we have to build more server that use more electricity which means more energy consumption which means more pollution… You get what I mean. It’s not good. What I’m suggesting is we switch the entire @@TYPE@@ to renewable energy and fund projects that aid the environment.”

[Effect]Citizens of @@NAME@@ are more worried about the environment then having fun.

Option 4 is not Socialist at all. It should be fully reworked (socialism doesnt mean free instesd of license) Instead of the CEO of any company, make it the Minister of Internet or something. I also feel like the fallout of Option 5 should be changed. I'm not sure to what, though.

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Postby Cataleenia » Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:00 am

Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:Option 4 is not Socialist at all. It should be fully reworked (socialism doesnt mean free instesd of license) Instead of the CEO of any company, make it the Minister of Internet or something. I also feel like the fallout of Option 5 should be changed. I'm not sure to what, though.

Yeah, I wasn’t quite sure what to do for the socialist option 4, thanks for the feedback, it has been changed accordingly.
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Postby Cataleenia » Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:36 am

Does anyone have any feedback?
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Postby Tinhampton » Wed Aug 10, 2022 3:17 am

Cataleenia wrote:Does anyone have any feedback?

Put all your drafts in the OP but leave your latest draft unspoilered.

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