I made this draft, and I'd like feedback please - especially if I did the tags right.
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
AWARE that the Security Council condemnations are used to highlight and record the misdeeds of nations and regions in order to protect and defend this most esteemed and beloved assembly;
ARGUING that the nation Max Has Lost It has demonstrated through its deeds and statements that it is worthy of immediate condemnation by the World Assembly;
NOTING that the nation of Max Has Lost It has recently moved to the infamous region Lone Wolves United, which is a region condemned on a previous occasion by this very assembly;
FEARFUL that this move implies that Max Has Lost It intends to commit aggressive and disruptive actions against other regions, which is a practice that the Lone Wolves United region is already well known for;
SHOCKED that Max Has Lost It has slandered the World Assembly calling it “deadly” and its members “mosquitoes.” Further demonstrating that Max Has Lost It is a hostile entity.
HORRIFIED that Max Has Lost It insults an esteemed individual by slandering said individual in its very name;
AGHAST by Max Has Lost It’s improper use of the word “preantepenultimately” in a statement concerning its odious policies;
FLABBERGASTED that Max Has Lost It describes its greatest policy to be “eat your neighbor and yourself,” Demonstrating a complete disregard for basic human rights despite outwardly appearing to have high civil rights. This is further demonstrated by its abhorrent approval of the death penalty and torture as well as throwing children out into the wild to fend for themselves;
STATING that Max Has Lost It needs to be immediately condemned by the international community for the betterment of our beloved multiverse;
HEREBY CONDEMNS the nation of Max Has Lost It.
