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Talibanada Occupies Sweden and Finland [Ended]

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Talibanada Occupies Sweden and Finland [Ended]

Postby Talibanada » Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:07 pm

RULES:
- PG-13
- No OOC rudeness or hostility
- No godmoding
- Only I get to be Talibanada, Sweden, and Finland
- Conventional war only; no WMDs
- Humans only
- No killing the leaders
- No pre-existing alliances (IC / OOC)
- Maximum population 100 million

Khalif al-Qanada is sitting at his desk, drinking coffee and reading the news on his computer. Suddenly he spits out the coffee when he sees the headline in front of him. SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOIN NATO. "This is unacceptable!" he shouts. "This means war!" The Khalif angrily storms out of his office and boards his personal jet. He takes off for Europe with hundreds of Talibanadian Air Force aircraft following him. Right when the Swedish prime minister thinks her job couldn't get any easier, spending taxpayer money and filing her nails, she sees and hears the planes overhead. "Oh shit," she complains. "Now I have to do actual work." The same thoughts go through the head of the Finnish leader as her country also comes under attack by the Talibanadians. THE INVASION HAD BEGUN.
Last edited by Talibanada on Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:58 pm, edited 12 times in total.

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Postby Vavlar » Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:11 pm

OOC: "Caliph justin Trudeau"

Caliph the w h a t

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Talibanada
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Postby Talibanada » Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:44 pm

No takers? :(

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Hyidai
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Postby Hyidai » Wed Aug 03, 2022 9:29 am

OOC: Are you being serious?
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Romanic Imperium
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Postby Romanic Imperium » Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:05 am

OOC: What type of rp is this?
(\__/)
(='.'=)
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I lost a war and this is my punishment. God damn it
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:08 am

How do I sign up?

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Novosoviet
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Postby Novosoviet » Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:13 am

Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:How do I sign up?


why would you want to?
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:49 am

Novosoviet wrote:
Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:How do I sign up?


why would you want to?

Funny?

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Postby Norway-sweden-finland » Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:13 pm

Talibanada wrote:RULES:
- PG-13
- No OOC rudeness or hostility
- No godmoding
- Conventional war only; no WMDs
- No killing the leaders
- Humans only
- No pre-existing alliances (IC / OOC)

Caliph Justin Trudeau is sitting at his desk, drinking coffee and reading the news on his computer. Suddenly he spits out the coffee when he sees the headline in front of him. SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOIN NATO. "This is unacceptable!" he shouts. "This means war!" The Caliph angrily storms out of his office and boards his personal jet. He takes off for Europe with hundreds of Talibanadian Air Force aircraft following him. Right when the Swedish prime minister thinks her job couldn't get any easier, spending taxpayer money and filing her nails, she sees and hears the planes overhead. "Oh shit," she complains. "Now I have to do actual work." The same thoughts go through the head of the Finnish leader as her country also comes under attack by the Talibanadians.


good idea but nato would eventually get involved

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Romanic Imperium
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Postby Romanic Imperium » Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:37 pm

Norway-sweden-finland wrote:
Talibanada wrote:RULES:
- PG-13
- No OOC rudeness or hostility
- No godmoding
- Conventional war only; no WMDs
- No killing the leaders
- Humans only
- No pre-existing alliances (IC / OOC)

Caliph Justin Trudeau is sitting at his desk, drinking coffee and reading the news on his computer. Suddenly he spits out the coffee when he sees the headline in front of him. SWEDEN AND FINLAND JOIN NATO. "This is unacceptable!" he shouts. "This means war!" The Caliph angrily storms out of his office and boards his personal jet. He takes off for Europe with hundreds of Talibanadian Air Force aircraft following him. Right when the Swedish prime minister thinks her job couldn't get any easier, spending taxpayer money and filing her nails, she sees and hears the planes overhead. "Oh shit," she complains. "Now I have to do actual work." The same thoughts go through the head of the Finnish leader as her country also comes under attack by the Talibanadians.


good idea but nato would eventually get involved


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I lost a war and this is my punishment. God damn it
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Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
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Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:39 pm

OOC: So... are we seriously gonna do this? Cuz this ain't gonna look very pretty if we go serious... for the invading party...

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Hellholistan
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Postby Hellholistan » Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:59 pm

The Islamic Republic of Hellholistan joins the Caliphate in its holy jihad against Sweden and Finland.
This is a JOKE ACCOUNT, in case it isn't obvious enough.
My posts are satire and not to be taken seriously.

FREE EMBASSIES! Come get yours now!

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Talibanada
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Postby Talibanada » Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:31 pm

Hyidai wrote:OOC: Are you being serious?
Yes.
Romanic Imperium wrote:OOC: What type of rp is this?
War.
Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:How do I sign up?
It's open. Anyone can post as long as they follow the rules.
Norway-sweden-finland wrote:good idea but nato would eventually get involved
Not here. No alliances allowed (IC / OOC).
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:OOC: So... are we seriously gonna do this? Cuz this ain't gonna look very pretty if we go serious... for the invading party...
Yes.

Explosions rock Stockholm and Helsinki as the Khalif orders the first round of missiles to be fired at the cities. People run screaming and panicking. Meanwhile hackers take over TV stations and broadcast the Khalif's message all over Sweden and Finland. "Allah has come to punish you all for being enemies of Islam and supporting the NATO terrorists. Surrender now or you will regret it. Allah akbar!"

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Imperium of Texas
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Postby Imperium of Texas » Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:35 pm

Muslim Justin Trudeau RP?
Your Local Not-so-Average Texas Resident.

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Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:36 pm

Talibanada wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:OOC: So... are we seriously gonna do this? Cuz this ain't gonna look very pretty if we go serious... for the invading party...
Yes.

Explosions rock Stockholm and Helsinki as the Khalif orders the first round of missiles to be fired at the cities. People run screaming and panicking. Meanwhile hackers take over TV stations and broadcast the Khalif's message all over Sweden and Finland. "Allah has come to punish you all for being enemies of Islam and supporting the NATO terrorists. Surrender now or you will regret it. Allah akbar!"

OOC: Voided due to teleportation. Do this seriously or we are not playing this at all.

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Talibanada
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Postby Talibanada » Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:40 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:
Talibanada wrote:Yes.

Explosions rock Stockholm and Helsinki as the Khalif orders the first round of missiles to be fired at the cities. People run screaming and panicking. Meanwhile hackers take over TV stations and broadcast the Khalif's message all over Sweden and Finland. "Allah has come to punish you all for being enemies of Islam and supporting the NATO terrorists. Surrender now or you will regret it. Allah akbar!"

OOC: Voided due to teleportation. Do this seriously or we are not playing this at all.

OOC: The RP begins with the Talibanadians already invading. I will amend the OP to say that.
Last edited by Talibanada on Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:41 pm

Talibanada wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:OOC: Voided due to teleportation. Do this seriously or we are not playing this at all.

OOC: The RP begins with the Talibanadians already invading.

OOC: That's not how any of this works compadre. Cross the Atlantic, let your opponent oppose your moves. Or this rp crashes and burns.
Or you could let me spawn a 100 million strong army in downtown Toronto and we 1v1 from there.
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Postby Novosoviet » Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:33 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:
Talibanada wrote:OOC: The RP begins with the Talibanadians already invading.

OOC: That's not how any of this works compadre. Cross the Atlantic, let your opponent oppose your moves. Or this rp crashes and burns.
Or you could let me spawn a 100 million strong army in downtown Toronto and we 1v1 from there.


OOC: Yea Yea, Or Some Army of Fuckin Russian Brown Bears In Edmonton? It's Not How This Works Bro
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Postby Talibanada » Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:44 am

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:
Talibanada wrote:OOC: The RP begins with the Talibanadians already invading.

OOC: That's not how any of this works compadre. Cross the Atlantic, let your opponent oppose your moves. Or this rp crashes and burns.
Or you could let me spawn a 100 million strong army in downtown Toronto and we 1v1 from there.

OOC:
- 1. My RP my rules.
- 2. We're starting with everyone already in Sweden and Finland. When the world was focused on Ukraine, the Talibanadians began secretly moving troops to Russia (their military ally) from Alaska, which Talibanada controls. There they traveled by train to the Russian-Finnish border, slowly built up an invasion force, and took the Finns by surprise. So the Talibanadians don't have to cross the Atlantic or Pacific; they did that months ago when all eyes were on Ukraine.
- 3. Your options are to support the invasion, fight the Talibanadians, arm the Swedish-Finnish resistance, or work with / against another nation doing the aforementioned. You do not get to bring the war back home to Talibanada; that part comes when / if they're pushed out of Europe.
- 4. NEW RULE: Maximum population 100 million.

IC:
The Khalif appears on TV again. He taunts the West and dares them to stop him. "Is that all you chickens got? Pathetic. Soon all of Europe will be mine! Allah akbar!" The Khalif fires two more missiles. The first hits a kindergarten; the second hits a hospital.
Last edited by Talibanada on Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:47 am, edited 2 times in total.

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Catalonia 2070 RP
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:47 am

Catalonia declares independence from Spain and announces that the rightful Caliph of the Talibanada is now the leader of Catalonia.

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Talibanada
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Postby Talibanada » Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:52 am

Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:Catalonia declares independence from Spain and announces that the rightful Caliph of the Talibanada is now the leader of Catalonia.

The Khalif agrees to annex Catalonia on the condition that they join him in the invasion of Sweden and Finland.

CASUALTIES:
- Talibanada: 0
- Sweden and Finland: 500

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Postby Novosoviet » Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:22 am

Talibanada wrote:
Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:Catalonia declares independence from Spain and announces that the rightful Caliph of the Talibanada is now the leader of Catalonia.

The Khalif agrees to annex Catalonia on the condition that they join him in the invasion of Sweden and Finland.

CASUALTIES:
- Talibanada: 0
- Sweden and Finland: 500


How can you Declare Casualties if you did no RP Prior to this event where they lost troops?
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:39 am

Talibanada wrote:
Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:Catalonia declares independence from Spain and announces that the rightful Caliph of the Talibanada is now the leader of Catalonia.

The Khalif agrees to annex Catalonia on the condition that they join him in the invasion of Sweden and Finland.

CASUALTIES:
- Talibanada: 0
- Sweden and Finland: 500

Catalonia agrees

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Postby Talibanada » Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:28 pm

Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:
Talibanada wrote:The Khalif agrees to annex Catalonia on the condition that they join him in the invasion of Sweden and Finland.

CASUALTIES:
- Talibanada: 0
- Sweden and Finland: 500

Catalonia agrees

The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada officially welcomes Catalonia as its 14th province, and directs them to send troops to Sweden and Finland.

Novosoviet wrote:
Talibanada wrote:The Khalif agrees to annex Catalonia on the condition that they join him in the invasion of Sweden and Finland.

CASUALTIES:
- Talibanada: 0
- Sweden and Finland: 500


How can you Declare Casualties if you did no RP Prior to this event where they lost troops?

OOC: Those casualties are from the missile strikes.

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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Fri Aug 05, 2022 1:31 pm

Catalonia loses 10 men in a tragic military miscommunication as they were sending troops through Gibraltar.

CASUALTIES:

- Talibanada: 10
- Sweden and Finland: 500

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