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You just won the lottery! What's your next move?

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Who would you tell

Everyone
3
3%
People you know
2
2%
Friends and Family
16
18%
Only Friends
1
1%
Only Family
23
25%
Only your Significant other
3
3%
No one keep Quiet.
43
47%
 
Total votes : 91

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Fahran
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Postby Fahran » Mon Aug 15, 2022 10:56 pm

I would set aside enough money to cover my newfound tax liabilities. Given my initial payout would probably be around $1.5 million USD, I would need to set aside around $530,000. I'd have around $970,000 of the initial payout left.

Then I would set about paying my student loans off completely. I suspect this would leave me around $700,000 after both paying my taxes and settling all of my outstanding debts.

Once those have been paid off, I'll likely begin saving to purchase a house. Or, in the event that I move back in with my parents, I'll make an effort to help them pay their house off completely. This would probably be an additional $500,000 removed from my earnings. Possibly $700,000 if I decide to do both, but let's go with $500,000 for now.

After that, I would likely split all additional proceeds between personal investments and philanthropic donations, mostly to Jewish organizations, medical non-profits, and programs for the homeless, under-privileged children, the hungry, and abandoned animals. If the need should arise, I'd help out my loved ones. So about $250,000 to charity and about $250,000 to investments, with said investments likely being split between a rental property where I could set monthly rate below the market average to help someone else climb the social ladder and a diversified portfolio.

I do not plan to make the lottery an alternative to hard work and a steady paycheck. That said, the initial payout alone would allow me to actually be somewhat comfortable for the first time in two years. As opposed to working sixty hours a week, being weighed down with debt and guilt, and resting fitfully.
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Asherahan
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Postby Asherahan » Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:46 am

After I pay tax i would buy my towns post office and as much property as I can as cheap as I can. Keep the rents at a reasonable market rate flowing and reinvest them on my town.

If able open franchise stores in my town especially a bank and also build a Health Center/Hospital.
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The Republique of Gazmendistan
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Postby The Republique of Gazmendistan » Tue Aug 16, 2022 4:44 pm

"Buy land, they're not making it anymore" -MARK TWAIN.

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Fahran
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Postby Fahran » Tue Aug 16, 2022 4:59 pm

The Republique of Gazmendistan wrote:"Buy land, they're not making it anymore" -MARK TWAIN.

Then how do you explain the volcanoes?

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The Republique of Gazmendistan
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Postby The Republique of Gazmendistan » Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:16 pm

Fahran wrote:
The Republique of Gazmendistan wrote:"Buy land, they're not making it anymore" -MARK TWAIN.

Then how do you explain the volcanoes?


Good point. Touche ...sir. :eyebrow:

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Postby Shazbotdom » Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:53 pm

The Republique of Gazmendistan wrote:
Fahran wrote:Then how do you explain the volcanoes?


Good point. Touche ...sir. :eyebrow:


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Postby The Republique of Gazmendistan » Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:10 pm

Shazbotdom wrote:
The Republique of Gazmendistan wrote:
Good point. Touche ...sir. :eyebrow:


Buy a Volcano, that way you can make your OWN land!!!!


Yes... Tempting.

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Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Tue Aug 16, 2022 6:12 pm

I'm basic and would pay off the taxes and then save the rest...
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Postby Port Caverton » Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:39 am

Fund Guantanamo separatists.

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Postby Tokora » Wed Aug 17, 2022 3:54 pm

Collect the interest and never have to work again.

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Postby Ayytaly » Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:10 am

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sun Aug 28, 2022 6:04 am

The first thing isn't what I'd do, it's what I WOULDN'T do anymore! No more work!! If anything I did afterward made me some money, that'd be cool too, but never a necessity or even the real goal of doing it.

Since it takes time to find the right piece of land, my first notable purchase would be to buy the biggest new production-run sedan on the market, in red. Until a couple of years ago, I always drove a big car, and my current little one is very uncomfortable. I would let my legs stretch out once again. No SUVs, though. I rented a couple of them for day trips as my last proper sedan was dying, and they were horribly uncomfortable to me. They're even hard to get into due to their height. The new car will be a CAR.

Because one of my neighbors would be on the door asking about it as soon as that new car showed up, he would be the one person I'd tell I'd won some money. However, I wouldn't let on just how much money was really involved. He would be able to see that it qualified as "a lot," though, especially after some visible upgrades started happening, with people other than me doing the work.

After a month or two, if not less, the ACREAGE would be found and purchased. Then it'd be time to have a house put on it, along with a septic and well. Yes, the acreage must be rural enough to use septic/well instead of city water and sewer! I grew up on well water, and city water tastes like toxic waste to me. The city water in the area I'm thinking of is especially bad - worst or second-worst I've ever tasted. Plus, if the land is close enough to a city for them to run pipes to it, it's too close to a city, period!

I wouldn't go for a giant mansion because I don't like creepy unused rooms in a house, but I would certainly have the layout of the house done custom. They say it's hard to resell a custom house that's actually unique, but so what? This house would be for ME. The exterior of the house would be block with that stucco that's all over Florida. Lifetime Floridians may be sick of looking at it, but I love how different from Michigan houses it is.

Outside the house, the big pool - complete with pool maintenance service contract - would be a prominent part of the backyard. In front, formal flower gardens everywhere, also maintained by others to my exact specifications. Maybe I'd even finally have a lawn that's made up of something other than "whatever manages to grow." There would be a shed in back for the rider mower, UTV, etc.

I wouldn't bother with a garage.

I'd have a shooting range out back. Might as well.

Around all of this, an 8-foot compound fence will help keep the riffraff out. I'd make it look properly compound-like, because that implies the presence of a shooty kind of owner who you don't want to mess with if you know what's good for you.

I probably wouldn't donate an eyepopping sum of money to anything while I'm alive (it's surprising how much money one person can spend, and I want to keep my options open, at least at first), but instead, set up a will that'd use whatever's left to fund a foundation in my name. The foundation would likely be dedicated to helping people avoid employment via entrepreneurship. Grants would be awarded strictly on merit, with the charter expressly forbidding race- or gender-based preferences of any sort. No, I don't know how to test for entrepreneurial merit at this time. If I win that MegaMillions money, I can figure it out then.
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Postby Page » Sun Aug 28, 2022 7:22 am

Here's my breakdown of how I would spend $100 million:

$5 million on self-publishing and marketing of my novel series

$1 million for me to personally hand out in cash to homeless folks a grand at a time.

$3 million for a fund in which people with shitty jobs get a year's worth of their income if they up and quit out of nowhere, with bonus cash for people who find clever ways to screw over their asshole bosses.

$6 million for bail and lawyer funds for anti-fascists and people accused of victimless crimes.

$ 20 million for four houses, one each in Florida, Germany, Lanzarote, and Death Valley and for all the utilities and property taxes over the course of my life.

$5 million to retain good lawyers and accountants.

$10 million to be split among people I personally know and care about.

$30 million for all my own lifetime expenses.

$5 million to start a foundation that shelters kids who run away from their abusive parents and gets them lawyers to help them get emancipated, especially trans kids and atheist kids fleeing from forced marriage.

$5 million for a survivalist bunker filled with food, guns, and things I like that governments may criminalize in the future.

$5 million for my own personal super PAC which will put ads all over TV in support of all of my various ideological beliefs.

$3 million which I will set aside for my two most trusted friends to hold, each friend retaining a million a piece for the eventuality of me ending up in a Britney Spears conservatorship or an I Care A Lot situation to pay to some scary ass gangsters who will intimidiate and if necessary hurt whoever is trying to control me until they relinquish control, the other million being a 500k payment to each friend for doing the job.

$1 million to create custom made clothing and furniture for myself that is ideal for my tactile sensory processing disorder.

$ 1 million to care for all the dogs I'll have in my life.


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