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Trivega
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Uncorrupt a Wish

Postby Trivega » Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:14 pm

This is like the classic "corrupt a wish" game, but with a twist: Rather than corrupting AN's wish, you must uncorrupt AN's terrible wish to make it good.
For example
Nation A: I wish I got my hand chopped off
Nation B: Granted: You get a cool robot hand. I wish I smelled bad

And so on
I'll start: I wish a meteor struck my town.
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:30 pm

Granted, your Elephant will come back in Three hours and build a better house and all of your furniture you had before will remain intact!


I wish I was a victim of a plane crash.
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Coliantia
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Postby Coliantia » Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:46 pm

Granted, the "plane" was a small four-person plane and it crashed when it was just a few meters off the ground.

I wish I was stranded in an island in the middle of an ocean.
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South Olpen
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Postby South Olpen » Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:49 pm

Granted, but that island is actually Australia, and you turned up in Sydney with a legal Australian passport, 100 thousand dollars in cash, and an apartment right near the Opera house.

I wish my dog would die.
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Songateri
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Postby Songateri » Fri Jul 22, 2022 8:10 pm

Granted. Alas!
But suddenly, like a miracle, your dog moves again and is full of life and joy! How most fortunate.

Oh, and you get premium dog food for free for the rest of your dog's life.

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I wish i would fall into a black hole.
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Trivega
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Postby Trivega » Fri Jul 22, 2022 8:22 pm

Granted. As it turns out, the fringe theory of black holes actually being wormholes to alternate realities is true! You go through many adventures in this alternate reality, eventually using advanced tech from the reality's native species to return to our reality, where you share your discoveries with the world and revolutionize all types of physics fields.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse
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Karazicu
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Postby Karazicu » Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:52 am

Granted. The zombies come out of their graves with supernatural strength and abilities, but they aren't hostile, and matter of fact are willing to help out humanity in progressing towards a better future.

I wish for Serbia to invade Croatia.
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South Olpen
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Postby South Olpen » Sat Jul 23, 2022 10:05 am

Granted, but Servian leadership quickly realizes the chaos this would cause,e and although they press ahead, the allow Croatia total freedom of culture and policy and honor a poll that happens soon later for freedom.

I wish that all the wishes in this thread are granted as the writer intended.
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Postby Godular » Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:17 pm

SOUTH OLPEN wrote:Granted, but Servian leadership quickly realizes the chaos this would cause,e and although they press ahead, the allow Croatia total freedom of culture and policy and honor a poll that happens soon later for freedom.

I wish that all the wishes in this thread are granted as the writer intended.


Granted, all wishes in this thread are granted according to the speculation the writer engaged in as to how their wish would be uncorrupted.

I wish I'd get fired from my job.
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Postby Diarcesia » Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:42 pm

Godular wrote:
SOUTH OLPEN wrote:Granted, but Servian leadership quickly realizes the chaos this would cause,e and although they press ahead, the allow Croatia total freedom of culture and policy and honor a poll that happens soon later for freedom.

I wish that all the wishes in this thread are granted as the writer intended.


Granted, all wishes in this thread are granted according to the speculation the writer engaged in as to how their wish would be uncorrupted.

I wish I'd get fired from my job.

Granted, as you were fired, you found out that you inherited a sizeable amount of wealth - enough to never look for work again.

I wish I'm homeless.

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The Orwell Society
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Postby The Orwell Society » Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:44 pm

Granted, and may you live a life full of nomadic adventures

I wish everyone dies tomorrow
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Snowish Republic
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Postby Snowish Republic » Sat Jul 23, 2022 3:48 pm

Tomorrow, everyone will die. However, just a day later, they will come back to life.

I wish the PRC took Taiwan
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South Olpen
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Postby South Olpen » Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:43 pm

Granted, but for some reason Taiwan is allowed to democratically elect members to the Grand Council that are good speakers and inspire China to become democratic.

I wish that Russia beat Ukraine
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The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.

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Godular
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Postby Godular » Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:12 pm

Granted, but in the next FIFA bracket they are defeated by Italy.

I wish my credit rating would drop.
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Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:16 pm

It starts to drop, but only slightly with a positive outlook!

I wish that the PRC became the world's sole superpower and removed all liberal democracies
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South Olpen
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Postby South Olpen » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:23 am

They destroy neoliberal democracies that will end the world with climate inaction, wealth riots, and student loan, but socialist democracies are established in all nations with a healthy multi-party system and the daringness to help it's constituents.

I wish my house would burn down.
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The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.

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Chekrobnysk
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Chekrobnysk » Sun Jul 24, 2022 5:35 am

Granted, but the next house you move into would be much better than the previous

I wish Germany won WW2

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Fourth Jellian Republic
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Postby Fourth Jellian Republic » Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:53 pm

Granted, but hitler is deposed and Germany became a flourishing democracy.

I wish all the volcanoes exploded simultaneously.
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:36 pm

Granted. All Volcanoes on Earth explode with confetti and giggles. Experts agree: What the fuck?

I wish I couldn’t walk again.
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Postby Socialist Ancomistan » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:37 pm

Granted. You can now float in midair with virtual legs that give off the impression of walking in front of other people

I wish the Confederate States of America reunited in 2022
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Vavlar
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vavlar » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:38 pm

Done, but they are slavery free.

I wish to have the power to corrupt wishes
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Fourth Jellian Republic
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Postby Fourth Jellian Republic » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:02 am

Granted, but they are later uncorrupted in this thread.

I wish nuclear war turned the world into an apocalyptic wasteland
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Postby Insulamia » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:53 am

Granted. Russia accidentally fires a very small nuclear missile at the abomination that is the World Islands off the coast of Dubai, completely destroying them. In turn, the UAE declares war on Russia, but this soon ends after negotiations where Russia was forced to pay heavy reparations to the UAE.

I wish that the Antichrist would come to Earth.
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Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:55 am

Granted. For some reason, every Planet Hollywood location is nuked off the map. The only people sad about this are tabloid reporters and souvenir vendors.

I wish disease would wipe out humanity.
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Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.

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