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Kaskalma
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Trained bears for sale!

Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:12 pm

Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

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Postby Bears Armed » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:14 pm

Kaskalma wrote:Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

We are not amused.
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(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
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The Kingdom of the Three Isles
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Postby The Kingdom of the Three Isles » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:14 pm

Giant Green Bear sounds good
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Postby Vavlar » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:16 pm

Bears Armed wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

We are not amused.

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Get back, I'll be rich when I capture you!

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Kaskalma
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:18 pm

Bears Armed wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

We are not amused.



Do not worry, our bears are treated like gods. The bear is a sacred animal. So sacred that only priests may ride them into battle.

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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:19 pm

The Kingdom of The Three Isles wrote:Giant Green Bear sounds good

How many would you like?

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Postby The Kingdom of the Three Isles » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:21 pm

Kaskalma wrote:
The Kingdom of The Three Isles wrote:Giant Green Bear sounds good

How many would you like?

two
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:24 pm

The Kingdom of The Three Isles wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:How many would you like?

two


That’ll be $2000. Once funds have been received we will send the bears by mail to the address on the check.

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Sciencizon Proximin
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Postby Sciencizon Proximin » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:24 pm

Kaskalma wrote:Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

ILL BUY 100 EACH!!! Can I use them in Valsora?
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Postby Sciencizon Proximin » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:26 pm

Kaskalma wrote:Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

By Interns you mean PHDs, do you. I read PHD comics.
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Dislikes: Red, Alliances against me, dictatorship, suppression, oppression, slavery and Slaver Nations, murder, Israel
HATES!: Mass murder, genocide, slavery in all forms, Slaver Nations, Invasions of my territory, Psychotic Dictatorships, Discrimination based on race, religion, or Social Class.


News: Dabiristan Invades Sciencizon Proximin! People Shocked!  —  Cars are banned following new resolution.  —  Sciencizonian Troops in Almohavid put under Greater Rostorias Control.

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Kaskalma
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:29 pm

Sciencizon Proximin wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:Buy the finest bears Kaskalma has to offer! From the Northern Mankiller, to the Eastern Coal Bear, we have it all! (Bears LTD. is not responsible for any casualties caused by bears; but at your own risk)

Northern Mankiller; useful for police work or terrorist attacks- $500
Eastern Coal Bear; great for mining as it is small yet strong- $250
Giant Green Bear; smartest bear there is, great to replace “interns”- $1000
Saltwater Bearshark; don’t ask, comes with C4 charge- $1500
Orbital Drop Shock Bear; genetically engineered to jump out of ships in drop pods, capable of using heavy weaponry- $750
Aerial Assault Bear; bear with rocket booster, this bear will kamikaze into enemy forces- $150

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BEARS!!!!!!

By Interns you mean PHDs, do you. I read PHD comics.



The bears work everywhere. By interns I mean “indefinite volunteers”.

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Postby The Kingdom of the Three Isles » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:47 pm

Kaskalma wrote:
The Kingdom of The Three Isles wrote:two


That’ll be $2000. Once funds have been received we will send the bears by mail to the address on the check.

how tf do I pay
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:26 pm

The Kingdom of The Three Isles wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:
That’ll be $2000. Once funds have been received we will send the bears by mail to the address on the check.

how tf do I pay


Send a check via hypersonic messenger pigeon. We have one enroute.

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Postby New Eestiball » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:29 pm

This is unbearable.
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Postby Araznan » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:33 pm

New Eestiball wrote:This is unbearable.


this is UnBearably Funny
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:34 pm

New Eestiball wrote:This is unbearable.


Would penguins be more to your liking?

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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 6:15 pm

Araznan wrote:
New Eestiball wrote:This is unbearable.


this is UnBearably Funny


Bears play a large part in my country’s military and culture.

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Postby Bears Armed » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:47 pm

Kaskalma wrote:
New Eestiball wrote:This is unbearable.


Would penguins be more to your liking?

Antarctic Oasis already has exploding penguins, and possibly some nation there might be interested in exporting a supply...
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.

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Postby South Olpen » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:49 pm

2 of each.
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Postby Kaskalma » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:50 pm

Bears Armed wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:
Would penguins be more to your liking?

Antarctic Oasis already has exploding penguins, and possibly some nation there might be interested in exporting a supply...


Can exploding penguins work in steel mills?

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Postby The Kingdom of the Three Isles » Thu Jul 07, 2022 5:49 pm

Kaskalma wrote:
The Kingdom of The Three Isles wrote:how tf do I pay


Send a check via hypersonic messenger pigeon. We have one enroute.

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Postby Kingdom of Bornai » Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:34 am

I would like to get 400 Northern Mankiller and 100 Giant Green Bear as fast as possible, for the royal palace.
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Postby Bears Armed » Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:32 am

Kaskalma wrote:
Bears Armed wrote:Antarctic Oasis already has exploding penguins, and possibly some nation there might be interested in exporting a supply...


Can exploding penguins work in steel mills?

Probably not: Do you have an unwanted steel mill in which to test one?

Then gain, bears shouldn't be sent into steel mills either because of the heat.
(Here in Bears Armed we have to buy all of the steel that we need, which is produced by members of other Peoples.)
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.

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Postby Venturous scouts of the empire » Fri Jul 08, 2022 5:06 pm

3 eastern coal bears

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Postby Kingdom of Bornai » Sat Jul 09, 2022 1:47 am

Bears Armed wrote:
Kaskalma wrote:
Can exploding penguins work in steel mills?

Probably not: Do you have an unwanted steel mill in which to test one?

Then gain, bears shouldn't be sent into steel mills either because of the heat.
(Here in Bears Armed we have to buy all of the steel that we need, which is produced by members of other Peoples.)


If you want a steel mill, I have one, it's haunted so no one uses it.
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