The Security Council,
Observing that fruit is a vital asset in the daily diet,
Noting that many fruits are tastier and more efficient to promote health than others,
Proving that specific fruit should be commemorated in a positive manner,
Horrified that other fruits can be deadly and should be condemned,
Hereby,
1. Member states must protect:
a. the rights of tangerines as they are far superior, tastier, and healthier than oranges;
b. the wishes of honeydews because they are a pretty swaggy and thoroughly loved fruit;
c. the needs of watermelons due to the fact that they are very useful if you are stranded on a desert island; and
d. the wants of mangos because they taste good in my opinion.
2. Member states must exterminate:
a. apples because they pose many health threats such as cyanide filled seeds, choke-hazard fruit, quick browning, and being to crunchy to be a fruit; and
b. oranges as they are worse than tangerines, and a member nation opening an tangerine and getting an orange would be devastating and completely catastrophic.
(Someone stole draft 1, I think it was the apples)
(I'll format it better later)
(Why did I put in the effort for a joke)
, and apple pie is mid, so I stand at no apples
