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Fruit Rights (Draft 2)

Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:29 pm

The Security Council,

Observing that fruit is a vital asset in the daily diet,

Noting that many fruits are tastier and more efficient to promote health than others,

Proving that specific fruit should be commemorated in a positive manner,

Horrified that other fruits can be deadly and should be condemned,

Hereby,

1. Member states must protect:

a. the rights of tangerines as they are far superior, tastier, and healthier than oranges;

b. the wishes of honeydews because they are a pretty swaggy and thoroughly loved fruit;

c. the needs of watermelons due to the fact that they are very useful if you are stranded on a desert island; and

d. the wants of mangos because they taste good in my opinion.

2. Member states must exterminate:

a. apples because they pose many health threats such as cyanide filled seeds, choke-hazard fruit, quick browning, and being to crunchy to be a fruit; and

b. oranges as they are worse than tangerines, and a member nation opening an tangerine and getting an orange would be devastating and completely catastrophic.


(Someone stole draft 1, I think it was the apples)
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:31 pm

Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

In all seriousness, this would belong in the GA forum in the joke proposals thread
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Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:32 pm

Now THIS is what we need in the security council, no more apples damnit!
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:32 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!
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Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:34 pm

Floofybit wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!


Plus, apple seeds contain cyanide
Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:35 pm

Floofybit wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!

I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.
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Postby The United Penguin Commonwealth » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:36 pm

oppose.

The Orwell Society wrote:Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

In all seriousness, this would belong in the GA forum in the joke proposals thread


actually, I’d like to change opinions. this should be revised to only ban granny smiths.

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Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:36 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:
Floofybit wrote:That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!

I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.

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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:37 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:
Floofybit wrote:That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!

I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.

Apples are more devious then you think. Hot dogs are squishy but apples are sharp and deadly.
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Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:37 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:
Floofybit wrote:That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!

I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.


can’t resist muscle memory
Sweitchland is a nation based on the Texan Coast with a superior hold on global economics and shit tons of everything, like enemies. Our timeline is set in the 2020s doomsday. We have average civil rights, large technological advancements, above-average economy, military supremacy, and an actual competent government.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:38 pm

The United Penguin Commonwealth wrote:oppose.

The Orwell Society wrote:Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

In all seriousness, this would belong in the GA forum in the joke proposals thread


actually, I’d like to change opinions. this should be revised to only ban granny smiths.

As long as I have my Golden Deliciousnesses I am perfectly content
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The Orwell Society wrote:I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.

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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:38 pm

Sweitchland wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.


can’t resist muscle memory

That statement is wrong on WAY TOO MANY LEVELS
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Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:39 pm

Sweitchland wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.


can’t resist muscle memory


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Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:39 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:
Sweitchland wrote:
can’t resist muscle memory

That statement is wrong on WAY TOO MANY LEVELS


had to do it sorry
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:40 pm

Hmmmm... I guess we do need applejuice so I'll revise to ban Granny Smith and Golden Delicious only
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Postby Sweitchland » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:41 pm

Floofybit wrote:Hmmmm... I guess we do need applejuice so I'll revise to ban Granny Smith and Golden Delicious only



Well, what types of apples make the most amount of apple juice.

What apples produce the least amount?
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:43 pm

Floofybit wrote:Hmmmm... I guess we do need applejuice so I'll revise to ban Granny Smith and Golden Delicious only

Fine. Honeycrisp it is
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:02 pm

Actually, applejuice makes me feel sick, no one eats applesauce :(, and apple pie is mid, so I stand at no apples
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:06 pm

Floofybit wrote:Actually, applejuice makes me feel sick, no one eats applesauce :(, and apple pie is mid, so I stand at no apples

YOU WILL NOW BE SMITED BY MY STOMACH FOR ATTEMPTING TO BAN APPLE PIES
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Postby Sciencizon Proximin » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:10 pm

Sweitchland wrote:
Floofybit wrote:That's what they want you to think until they pop out your teeth and choke you with their fruit!


Plus, apple seeds contain cyanide

They don’t, they contain a chemical called amygdalin that converts to Cyanide when it contacts your stomach acid, and you need to eat about 200 of them before it becomes poisonous, and all in a short period of time due to cyanide actually being processed relatively quickly.
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Postby Sciencizon Proximin » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:12 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:Very much opposed. Apples are delicious! You keep yo hands of my Granny Smiths!

In all seriousness, this would belong in the GA forum in the joke proposals thread

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Postby Utquiagvik » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:19 pm

Sweitchland wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:I can swallow a hot dog whole. That will never happen.


can’t resist muscle memory

:eyebrow:

Anyways, Apples make apple juice, and apple juice is great, so it’s a no from me.
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Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:20 pm

Utquiagvik wrote:
Sweitchland wrote:
can’t resist muscle memory

:eyebrow:



guys the slurping noises are just from me enjoying a smoothie
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:51 pm

Soveiniesberg wrote:
Utquiagvik wrote: :eyebrow:



guys the slurping noises are just from me enjoying a smoothie

:?
An apple smoothie
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:54 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:
Soveiniesberg wrote:
guys the slurping noises are just from me enjoying a smoothie

:?
An apple smoothie

At least be realistic! You know you can't ENJOY an apple smoothie. Tangerines are the only way to go

Edit: Make sure you remove the seeds! If you use too many apples the cyanide might take you out. (You can drink a 5kg smoothie full of seeds in 30 seconds, right?)
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