[Totally Serious] On Minions

by **Miravana** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:45 pm

The Security Council.

Defining Minions as despicable yellow creatures between the heights of 3 and 4 feet in height,
Observing the malignant nature of Minions as creatures,
Noticing the deep connection held between Minions and known evil-doers on NS, such as The Black Hawks, evidenced by their inclusion of the creature on many of their flags,
Worried that an ever-increasing love for minions may result in more malign actions to be carried out across the multiverse,

Hereby Declares Minions a public safety hazard.

by **The Orwell Society** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:47 pm

Full support, however the size of minions are more accurately 1.5 to 3 feet in height.

by **Free Ravensburg** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:48 pm

Based.

by **Dawn Denac** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:49 pm

Miravana wrote:The Security Council.

Defining Minions as despicable yellow creatures between the heights of 3 and 4 feet in height,
Observing the malignant nature of Minions as creatures,
Noticing the deep connection held between Minions and known evil-doers on NS, such as The Black Hawks, evidenced by their inclusion of the creature on many of their flags,
Worried that an ever-increasing love for minions may result in more malign actions to be carried out across the multiverse,

Hereby Declares Minions a public safety hazard.

Glad we're finally declaring Souls to be a safety hazard.

by **The Chariot** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:00 pm

Against due to author.

by **The Orwell Society** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:07 pm

The Chariot wrote:Against due to author.

Unsavory prejudices

by **Floofybit** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:08 pm

Against due to banana :bow:

all hail the banana beans :bow:

by **Minskiev** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:10 pm

Glad we political minions are finally getting recognition. Hail FORGE! Hail the Atlantic Alliance! HAIL GATESVILLE! And hail the Peoples' Republic of the Pacific :bow:

by **Miravana** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:13 pm

The Chariot wrote:Against due to author.

smfh not the defender agenda rearing its ugly head, you moralist.

The Orwell Society wrote:Full support, however the size of minions are more accurately 1.5 to 3 feet in height.

google says 3 feet 7 inches is average height, I figure between 3 and 4 is sufficient deviation, but I am happy to hear what others think!

by **Fachumonn** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:17 pm

Support.

by **Araznan** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:20 pm

Full Support! :clap:

by **Spiderman** » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:30 pm

Miravana wrote:google says 3 feet 7 inches is average height, I figure between 3 and 4 is sufficient deviation, but I am happy to hear what others think!

I, uh, I've seen some mutant minions be as big as 5 or even 6 feet, but it doesn't really matter, I think, um, between 3 and 4 is close enough.

by **Anne of Cleves in TNP** » Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:37 am

“Minions? What minions? :blink:

”
-Ms. Charlotte Schafer, WA Ambassador for the Clevesian Empire

by **Burgundu** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:58 pm

Miñon

by **Jutsa** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:32 pm

I take offense to this! Minions happen to be very good for the economy. Why the lifeblood of Jutsa happens to rest in the untold thousands of small hands creating quality cheese products, around the clock and without any needless labor activism or "minimum wage", for the whole world to enjoy! Who could possibly call that evil?