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Miravana
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[Totally Serious] On Minions

Postby Miravana » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:45 pm

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Defining Minions as despicable yellow creatures between the heights of 3 and 4 feet in height,
Observing the malignant nature of Minions as creatures,
Noticing the deep connection held between Minions and known evil-doers on NS, such as The Black Hawks, evidenced by their inclusion of the creature on many of their flags,
Worried that an ever-increasing love for minions may result in more malign actions to be carried out across the multiverse,

Hereby Declares Minions a public safety hazard.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:47 pm

Full support, however the size of minions are more accurately 1.5 to 3 feet in height.
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Postby Dawn Denac » Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:49 pm

Miravana wrote:The Security Council.

Defining Minions as despicable yellow creatures between the heights of 3 and 4 feet in height,
Observing the malignant nature of Minions as creatures,
Noticing the deep connection held between Minions and known evil-doers on NS, such as The Black Hawks, evidenced by their inclusion of the creature on many of their flags,
Worried that an ever-increasing love for minions may result in more malign actions to be carried out across the multiverse,

Hereby Declares Minions a public safety hazard.


Glad we're finally declaring Souls to be a safety hazard.
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Postby The Chariot » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:00 pm

Against due to author.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:07 pm

The Chariot wrote:Against due to author.

Unsavory prejudices
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:08 pm

Against due to banana :bow: all hail the banana beans :bow:
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Postby Minskiev » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:10 pm

Glad we political minions are finally getting recognition. Hail FORGE! Hail the Atlantic Alliance! HAIL GATESVILLE! And hail the Peoples' Republic of the Pacific :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Postby Miravana » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:13 pm

The Chariot wrote:Against due to author.

smfh not the defender agenda rearing its ugly head, you moralist.

The Orwell Society wrote:Full support, however the size of minions are more accurately 1.5 to 3 feet in height.

google says 3 feet 7 inches is average height, I figure between 3 and 4 is sufficient deviation, but I am happy to hear what others think!
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Postby Fachumonn » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:17 pm

Support.


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Postby Araznan » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:20 pm

Full Support! :clap:
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Postby Spiderman » Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:30 pm

Miravana wrote:google says 3 feet 7 inches is average height, I figure between 3 and 4 is sufficient deviation, but I am happy to hear what others think!

I, uh, I've seen some mutant minions be as big as 5 or even 6 feet, but it doesn't really matter, I think, um, between 3 and 4 is close enough.

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Postby Burgundu » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:58 pm

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Postby Jutsa » Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:32 pm

I take offense to this! Minions happen to be very good for the economy. Why the lifeblood of Jutsa happens to rest in the untold thousands of small hands creating quality cheese products, around the clock and without any needless labor activism or "minimum wage", for the whole world to enjoy! Who could possibly call that evil?
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