Basically this issue from the gardener's perspective:
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[title] Stress Out, Man
[Desc] In an attempt to kill a spider in your office, you grabbed a fire extinguisher, accidently threw it out the window, smashed a terracotta pot and nearly hit your gardener on the head. This traumatised your gardener, leaving @@HIM_1@@ to request sick leave, stating that stress should count towards it
[validity] must have sick leave
[option] "That fire extinguisher almost hit me on me head!" reminds @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, the gardener in question, who has filled your office with hoes as a form of protest. "I can't go to work for the next few weeks thinking about the fire extinguisher! I need time off to recover!"
[effect] workers pretend to be stressed whenever they want to attend a local event
[option] "You can't do that!" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, your minister of productivity, carrying various charts. "Imagine if a military allowed its soldiers to take time off during a war because of stress. It's absurd! These little cry babies can keep working no matter how "stressed" they are!"
[effect] train drivers are required to keep working no matter how many suicidal passengers collide with
[option] "Like, mellow out man!" suggest @@RANDOMNAME@@ a tie dye wearing hippie, who appears to have not had a shower in over a month "Like, what if we gave everyone marijuana before their shifts? That'll like mellow them out and they won't be so stressed all the time!"
[effect] people have lost their jobs because their drug tests came back negative
