After another disastrously poor harvest in the agriculture sector, there isn’t enough food to go around. 85 have died from starvation yesterday alone, and now people are demanding change. You have quickly gathered your Ministers to find a solution to this quickly worsening problem.
Must have socialism and a low agricultural sector
Option 1
After quickly popping 3 Anvil brand headache pills into his mouth, your Minister of Agriculture says, “@@LEADER@@, I think the solution is obvious. We need to grow more food. I’m suggesting a total overhaul of our agriculture industry. I’m talking more seeds, better equipment, you name it. The fact of the matter is that we need to be more self-sufficient. So just sign here and we’ll never have to deal with this again.” He clutched his head and pops another pill.
@@DEMONYMPLURALNOUN@@ only have to wait til the next harvesting season to stop starving
Option 2
Your Secretary of State bursts in. “No, don’t you get it?! We need the food now! Not next year! And who has food? Other countries! I don’t care how you get it—beg, borrow, steal, threaten, whatever—just get us the food! Even I’m hungry!” As if you prove his point, his stomach growled loudly.
The government has adopted a “Please, Sir, May I Have Some More?” policy
Option 3
Grizzled old frontiers@@MAN1@@ @@RANDOMNAME@@ breaks through your window and brushes off the broken glass. “Bah! There’s plenty of food out there, if you know where to look. Why, I’ve kept my belly full on Waffalyan root, squirrels, and wild @@ANIMALPLURAL@@. Yum! Sure, you city folk might not like what’s out there, but these are trying times, dangnabbit! Set up a government initiative that teaches people to find food, no matter where they are in our great @@TYPE@@. Now, I must be off. I have some mushroom stew to make!”
@@NAME@@ is completely devoid of anything edible
Option 4
The richest @@MAN2@@ in @@NAME@@, @@RANDOMNAME@@, who has been seen close to your office too many times for it to be a coincidence, opens the door. “Why even feed peasants like @@HIM1@@ at all? I have a much more enticing solution, @@LEADER@@. Just have all the food in that the government controls go to the 1%—like me and you—and we’ll have a grand old time! And if you’re worried about those poor people, don’t be! If there’s one thing peasants are great at, it’s living through starvation!”
@@NAME@@‘s new anti-welfare system is making waves