This is my first issue draft! Just looking for opinions on how this would work as a potential issue, or how it could be changed
Issue: Notorious criminal @Random Name@ successfully burgled the home of an old lady, stealing 15,000 @Currency@ worth of jewelry and a flat screen T.V. What should have been an easy win for law and order turned into an embarrassing police chase as criminal @Random Name@ outran @Nation Name's@ police force.
Valid only for nations with high Obesity rate and low gov't money spent towards Law Enforcement
Choice 1: "It's pretty clear that our police force need to lose a few extra pounds," claims chief of police @Random Name@. Otherwise, the news of our criminal justice system's incompetence will be known by every criminal across the nation. We need a mandated health test for all new police recruits, stat!
Fallout: Volunteers give out carrot sticks and apples to the police station instead of donuts
Choice 2: "Not going far enough!" yells the old lady who's home was burgled. We need to make our police force the most fit crime fighters throughout @Region Name@. Exercise requirements, disease tests, calorie counts, anabolic steroids, I don't care. I just want my jewelry back!
Fallout: @Nation Name's@ police academies resemble military academies
Choice 3: "So what if I have a few extra love handles?" claims police officer @Random Name@. I've been chasing criminals for nearly 10 years, and I am now getting clowned on because of one extra speedy burglar? Our nation should develop stun guns so the police can stop any criminal dead within it's tracks, no matter how young, old, thin, or fat we happen to be. All it takes is a lot of extra tax dollars. Uh, I mean just a few extra tax dollars.
Fallout: Criminals run in zigzag patterns to avoid getting hit by @Nation Name's@ stun guns