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The North Polish Union
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Declaration of Surrender [DRAFT?]

Postby The North Polish Union » Tue May 24, 2022 8:11 am

Tired of the passage of WA proposals slowing down update. Hopefully we can all work together to put an end to that once and for all.

The World Assembly,

ACKNOWLEDGING that this body was for many years at war with Gatesville, even feebly attempting to condemn them in S.C. Resolution No. 296;

OBSERVING, that Gatesville's claims to have "won the game" cannot be demonstrated to be substantially incorrect;

CONCLUDING from the above observation that it follows that the WA has lost its war against Gatesville;

URGING the denizens of the festering snakepit known as the General Assembly to also act in accordance with the above facts;

ADMITS to defeat and surrenders.
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Postby Comfed » Tue May 24, 2022 8:16 am

Opposed. Never surrender.
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Postby Wallenburg » Tue May 24, 2022 8:48 am

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Postby Fremenilia » Tue May 24, 2022 9:07 am

The WA has to surrender to anyone given they have no effective military.
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Postby The Orwell Society » Tue May 24, 2022 10:54 am

Opposed
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Postby Bormiar » Tue May 24, 2022 11:33 am

Funny, but considering we exist and Gatesville doesn't, I'd say we won. Their condemnation is a consolation prize. :p
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Postby RiderSyl » Tue May 24, 2022 11:43 am

I know this is a joke, but you started with "The World Assembly,', when it should be "The Security Council,". :p
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Postby Fachumonn » Tue May 24, 2022 12:57 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:Opposed

How did you not realize this was a joke...
SUPPORT! :p 8)


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Postby The Orwell Society » Tue May 24, 2022 2:39 pm

Fachumonn wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:Opposed

How did you not realize this was a joke...
SUPPORT! :p 8)

Oh I knew it was a joke. THE WA IS THE MIGHTIEST IN THE WORLD, IT SHALL NEVER SURRENDER
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

A totalitarian, socialist, fascist society ruled by a ruthless dictator known as Big Brother, the First Triumvir Donovan Xavier. The omnipresent and endlessly oppressive government is made up of four ministries: The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Surplus.

Takes up present-day Russia, China, Mongolia, Vietnam, and Taiwan.

Big Brother is watching you…

NEWS: 42 42 42 42 42 42 42

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Postby Anne of Cleves in TNP » Tue May 24, 2022 3:00 pm

The North Polish Union wrote:Tired of the passage of WA proposals slowing down update. Hopefully we can all work together to put an end to that once and for all.

The World Assembly,

ACKNOWLEDGING that this body was for many years at war with Gatesville, even feebly attempting to condemn them in S.C. Resolution No. 296;

OBSERVING, that Gatesville's claims to have "won the game" cannot be demonstrated to be substantially incorrect;

CONCLUDING from the above observation that it follows that the WA has lost its war against Gatesville;

URGING the denizens of the festering snakepit known as the General Assembly to also act in accordance with the above facts;

ADMITS to defeat and surrenders.

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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Tue May 24, 2022 3:03 pm

Holy shit so you can declare a war on WA, do nothing and they’ll eventually surrender to you? Count me in then!
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Postby The Orwell Society » Tue May 24, 2022 3:38 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Holy shit so you can declare a war on WA, do nothing and they’ll eventually surrender to you? Count me in then!

Don't you be getting any funny ideas, Ms. I-declare-war-if-you-look-at-me-wrong. The WA is a large body that may not have a military, but has hundreds of thousands of allies that do.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

A totalitarian, socialist, fascist society ruled by a ruthless dictator known as Big Brother, the First Triumvir Donovan Xavier. The omnipresent and endlessly oppressive government is made up of four ministries: The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Surplus.

Takes up present-day Russia, China, Mongolia, Vietnam, and Taiwan.

Big Brother is watching you…

NEWS: 42 42 42 42 42 42 42

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Postby RiderSyl » Tue May 24, 2022 4:03 pm

The Orwell Society wrote:
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Holy shit so you can declare a war on WA, do nothing and they’ll eventually surrender to you? Count me in then!

Don't you be getting any funny ideas, Ms. I-declare-war-if-you-look-at-me-wrong. The WA is a large body that may not have a military, but has hundreds of thousands of allies that do.

I would actually love to hear her funny ideas. :p
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Postby Demonic Satan » Tue May 24, 2022 4:06 pm

Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Holy shit so you can declare a war on WA, do nothing and they’ll eventually surrender to you? Count me in then!

ooooh war
anyone wanna get popcorn to watch?
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Postby Galiantus III » Tue May 24, 2022 4:56 pm

As a pallbearer of Gatesville's remains to its grave, this gives me warm fuzzies. Also it's a funny joke and made me laugh. So it has my support even though there's only a 0.01% chance this would ever pass.
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The North Polish Union
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Postby The North Polish Union » Tue May 24, 2022 8:04 pm

Your recommendations and objections have been noted and summarily ignored. Going forward, I intend to submit (having changed nothing, as its already perfect) at the least convenient possible time.

Thank you for your support.
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Petrovsegratsk wrote:NPU, I know your clearly a Polish nationalist, but wtf is up with your obssession with resurrecting the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth?
The yoshin empire wrote:Grouping russians with slavs is like grouping germans with french , the two are so culturally different.

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Balansujcie dopóki się da, a gdy się już nie da, podpalcie świat!
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Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Tue May 24, 2022 10:55 pm

RiderSyl wrote:
The Orwell Society wrote:Don't you be getting any funny ideas, Ms. I-declare-war-if-you-look-at-me-wrong. The WA is a large body that may not have a military, but has hundreds of thousands of allies that do.

I would actually love to hear her funny ideas. :p

If I get to be mentioned in a SC declaration (or something idk how they’re called) than I’ll gladly take whatever the hell they’ll throw at us. I mean it’s an actual mention in an actual declaration!
I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic monarchy with elements of aristocracy which is militaristic to the point of suicidal. Nuclear armed ready to use this weapon on any agressor or itself to prevent capture. Ruled over by a combination of medieval-ish thinking of workers and peasants and incredibly hierarchical society. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Wed May 25, 2022 11:59 am

Alternative title: “Another Victory for Gatesville”.
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Postby Zeorus » Wed May 25, 2022 7:47 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Gatesvillian overlords.
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Postby Unibot III » Fri May 27, 2022 5:09 am

Declaration of Surrender? We should declare victory!!

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