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Bout ye, this is the latest edition of the UK Politics Thread, now OP'd by yours truly. No big grand intro, just behave yourselves and be civil, lest the wrath of the mods descend upon us. Made with the go ahead by Celritannia, the last op
Poll 1: What do you think the results for the upcoming by-elections will be?
WAKEFIELD: Conservative Hold: 14 (10%)
WAKEFIELD: Labour Gain: 53 (37%)
WAKEFIELD: Liberal Democrat Gain: 6 (4%)
WAKEFIELD: Other Gain / Not sure: 4 (3%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Conservative Hold: 12 (8%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Labour Gain: 11 (8%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Liberal Democrat Gain: 31 (22%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Other Gain / Not sure: 6 (4%)
OTHER: 6 (4%)
Poll 2: How long do you believe Boris Johnson will remain as Prime Minister after recent electoral defeats?
He will remain Prime Minister full term and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election: 11 (14%)
He will remain Prime Minister full term, successfully beating another vote of no confidence, and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election: 14 (18%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next One-Two Years: 14 (18%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next Six Months: 17 (22%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next Month: 10 (13%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next five hours, defect to the NIP and lead it to glorious victory in Dudley North in the Next Election: 13 (16%)
Poll 3: Who do you think will replace Boris Johnson as Prime Minister? (Temporary poll)
Ben Wallace: Secretary of State for Defence and MP for Wyre and Preston North: 7 (9%)
Rishi Sunak: Former Chancellor of the Exchequer and MP for Richmond (Yorks): 27 (34%)
Penny Mordaunt: Minister of State for Trade Policy and MP for Portsmouth North: 3 (4%)
Liz Truss: Foreign Secretary, Minister for Women & Equalities, Pork Market Enthusiast and MP for South West Norfolk: 8 (10%)
Tom Tugendhat: Chairman of Foreign Affairs and MP for Tonbridge and Malling: 5 (6%)
Sajid Javid: Former Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, MP for Bromsgrove: 5 (6%)
Nadhim Zahawi: Chancellor of the Exchequer, former Secretary for Education and MP for Stratford upon Avon: 2 (3%)
Jeremy Hunt: Chairman of Heath and Social Care select Committee, Former Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs and MP for South West Surry: 6 (8%)
Steve Baker: Former Chairman of the ERG and MP for Wycombe: 0 (0%)
OTHER / I DONT KNOW: 16 (20%)
Poll 4: Who do you think will replace Boris Johnson as Prime Minister? (Proper Poll)
Kemi Badenoch (ELIMINATED ROUND FOUR 19TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Suella Braverman (ELIMINATED ROUND TWO 14TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Jeremy Hunt (ELIMINATED ROUND ONE 13TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Sajid Javid (DROPPED OUT 12TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Penny Mordaunt (ELIMINATED ROUND FIVE 20TH JULY): 18 (29%)
Rishi Sunak (Former Chancellor of the Exchequer, MP for Richmond Yorks): 22 (35%)
Liz Truss (Foreign Secretary, MP for South West Norfolk): 16 (25%)
Tom Tugendhat (ELIMINATED ROUND THREE JULY 18TH): 4 (6%)
Nadhim Zahawi (ELIMINATED ROUND ONE JULY 13TH): 0 (No votes)
OTHER (Rehman Chishti lmao and and others who might decide to run at the last minute): 3 (5%)
Poll 5: 2022 Conservative Party Leadership Election Show Down! Who will become Prime Minister?
Rishi Sunak, MP for Richmond Yorks and former Chancellor of the Exchequer: 32 (20%)
Liz Truss, MP for South West Norfolk and Foreign Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities: 77 (71%)
Poll 6: How Optimistic/Pessimistic are you about Liz Truss as Prime Minister?
Pork Markets! : D: 14 (6%)
Very Optimistic: 4 (2%)
Slightly Optimistic: 17 (7%)
Unsure: 32 (13%)
Slightly Pessimistic: 21 (9%)
Very Pessimistic: 47 (19%)
That is a disgrace!: 112 (45%)
Poll 7: How long do you believe Liz Truss with remain as Prime Minister after recent controversies?
Liz Truss will remain Prime Minister without challenge and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election: 1 (2%)
Liz Truss will survive a vote of no confidence and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election 1 (2%)
Liz Truss will lose a vote of no confidence or suffer an internal party coup and resign as Prime Minister within the next month: 17 (31%)
Liz Truss will lose a vote of no confidence or suffer an internal party coup and resign as Prime Minister within the next three months: 4 (7%)
Liz Truss will lose a vote of no confidence or suffer an internal party coup and resign as Prime Minister within the next one-two years: 3 (6%)
Liz Truss will lose a one-on-one duel with a sentient mutant Lettuce which will ascend to the Throne of England as the new Monarch for five minutes before it is eaten by a horde of rabbits. I don't know where I'm going with this one just vote in the damn poll: 28 (52%)
Poll 8: Who should be the next Prime Minister period question mark
King Lettuce of House Asteraceae, the First of His Name, King of the Saxons and the Normans and the First Celts, Lord of the United Kingdom, and Protector of the Realm: 77 (48%)
Larry the Cat: 32 (20%)
Palmerston the Cat: 3 (2%)
Gladstone the Cat: 3 (2%)
Fucking Rehman Chisti lmao: 6 (4%)
Triss Luzz: 7 (4%)
Keir Starmer: 18 (11%)
Arlene Foster: 3 (2%)
Michelle O'Neill: 3 (2%)
Huskar shut up: 7 (4%)
Poll 9: How Optimistic/Pessimistic are you about Rishi Sunak as Prime Minister?
Ready for Rishi!: 14 (7%)
Very Optimistic: 5 (2%)
Slightly Optimistic: 20 (9%)
Unsure: 29 (14%)
Slightly Pessimistic: 15 (7%)
Very Pessimistic: 83 (39%)
We can dance if we want to, We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends are working class and if they are working class Well, they're no friends of mine: 48 (22%)
Poll 10: How many Prime Ministers will the UK have in 2023?
One: 24 (15%)
Two: 37 (23%)
Three: 6 (4%)
More than Three: 11 (7%)
This is the year the position is abolished following the successful Irish invasion of Great Britain in February 2023: 82 (51%)
Poll 11: How will the SNP do without Sturgeon as Party Leader?
The SNP will do better without Sturgeon as leader in upcoming Polls and Elections: 4 (5%)
The SNP will fare no worse or better without Sturgeon as leader in upcoming Polls and Elections: 9 (12%)
The SNP will do worse without Sturgeon as leader in upcoming Polls and Elections: 33 (45%)
The SNP will be consumed by the mispronounced ABBA party and Alex Salmond shall be leader again: 3 (4%)
I have no idea: 25 (34%)
Poll 12: Who will win the 2023 SNP Leadership Election?
Humza Yousaf (MSP for Glasgow Pollok and Cabinet Secretary for Health and Social Care): 32 (41%)
Kate Forbes (MSP for Skye, Lochaber and Badenoch and Cabinet Secretary for Finance and the Economy): 21 (27%)
Ash Regan (MSP for Eastern Edinburgh and Former Minister for Community Safety): 2 (3%)
I Dont Know / Not Sure: 23 (29%)
Poll 13: How do you believe the Conservative Party will fare in the upcoming Local Elections?
The Conservatives will have a disastrous election and take severe losses (losing 1000+ councillors and losing control of dozens of councils): 11 (13%)
The Conservatives will have a very bad election and take heavy losses (Losing between 500-1000 councillors and losing control of potentially dozens of councils): 25 (29%)
The Conservatives will have a bad election and take moderate losses (Losing between 100-500 councillors and losing control of several councils): 20 (23%)
The Conservatives will have an okay election and take some slight losses (Losing at most a few dozen seats and potentially a few councils): 9 (10%)
The Conservatives will have a good election (somehow) and make some gains (Gaining between 100-500 councillors and several councils): 0 (0%)
The Conservatives will have an amazing election (also somehow) and make many new gains (Gaining 500+ councillors and dozens of councils): 3 (3%)
EVERY SEAT IS COUNT BINFACE!: 17 (20%)
I dont know: 1 (1%)
Poll 14: Which Party do you intend to vote for/support in the 2023 England local elections?
Labour:18 (31%)
Conservative: 6 (10%)
Liberal Democrat: 5 (8%)
Green Party (England and Wales): 6 (10%)
Reform UK: 2 (3%)
Other//Independent/Regional Party (Please say in comments): 2 (3%)
Im not voting/Not eligible to vote: 20 (34%)
Poll 15: Which party do you support in the upcoming 2023 Northern Ireland Local Elections?
Sinn Fein (Nationalist): 17 (28%)
Democratic Unionist Party (Unionist): 2 (3%)
Alliance Party (Other): 9 (15%)
Social Democratic Labour Party (Nationalist): 8 (13%)
Ulster Unionist Party (Unionist): 5 (8%)
Traditional Unionist Voice (Unionist): 1 (2%)
Green Party (Other): 4 (7%)
People Before Profit (Other): 7 (11%)
Independent/Other: 2 (3%)
Dont Know/Not Sure: 6 (10%)
WAKEFIELD: Conservative Hold: 14 (10%)
WAKEFIELD: Labour Gain: 53 (37%)
WAKEFIELD: Liberal Democrat Gain: 6 (4%)
WAKEFIELD: Other Gain / Not sure: 4 (3%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Conservative Hold: 12 (8%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Labour Gain: 11 (8%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Liberal Democrat Gain: 31 (22%)
TIVERTON/HONITON: Other Gain / Not sure: 6 (4%)
OTHER: 6 (4%)
Poll 2: How long do you believe Boris Johnson will remain as Prime Minister after recent electoral defeats?
He will remain Prime Minister full term and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election: 11 (14%)
He will remain Prime Minister full term, successfully beating another vote of no confidence, and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election: 14 (18%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next One-Two Years: 14 (18%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next Six Months: 17 (22%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next Month: 10 (13%)
He will lose a vote of no confidence/resign within the next five hours, defect to the NIP and lead it to glorious victory in Dudley North in the Next Election: 13 (16%)
Poll 3: Who do you think will replace Boris Johnson as Prime Minister? (Temporary poll)
Ben Wallace: Secretary of State for Defence and MP for Wyre and Preston North: 7 (9%)
Rishi Sunak: Former Chancellor of the Exchequer and MP for Richmond (Yorks): 27 (34%)
Penny Mordaunt: Minister of State for Trade Policy and MP for Portsmouth North: 3 (4%)
Liz Truss: Foreign Secretary, Minister for Women & Equalities, Pork Market Enthusiast and MP for South West Norfolk: 8 (10%)
Tom Tugendhat: Chairman of Foreign Affairs and MP for Tonbridge and Malling: 5 (6%)
Sajid Javid: Former Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, MP for Bromsgrove: 5 (6%)
Nadhim Zahawi: Chancellor of the Exchequer, former Secretary for Education and MP for Stratford upon Avon: 2 (3%)
Jeremy Hunt: Chairman of Heath and Social Care select Committee, Former Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs and MP for South West Surry: 6 (8%)
Steve Baker: Former Chairman of the ERG and MP for Wycombe: 0 (0%)
OTHER / I DONT KNOW: 16 (20%)
Poll 4: Who do you think will replace Boris Johnson as Prime Minister? (Proper Poll)
Kemi Badenoch (ELIMINATED ROUND FOUR 19TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Suella Braverman (ELIMINATED ROUND TWO 14TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Jeremy Hunt (ELIMINATED ROUND ONE 13TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Sajid Javid (DROPPED OUT 12TH JULY): 0 (No votes)
Penny Mordaunt (ELIMINATED ROUND FIVE 20TH JULY): 18 (29%)
Rishi Sunak (Former Chancellor of the Exchequer, MP for Richmond Yorks): 22 (35%)
Liz Truss (Foreign Secretary, MP for South West Norfolk): 16 (25%)
Tom Tugendhat (ELIMINATED ROUND THREE JULY 18TH): 4 (6%)
Nadhim Zahawi (ELIMINATED ROUND ONE JULY 13TH): 0 (No votes)
OTHER (Rehman Chishti lmao and and others who might decide to run at the last minute): 3 (5%)
Poll 5: 2022 Conservative Party Leadership Election Show Down! Who will become Prime Minister?
Rishi Sunak, MP for Richmond Yorks and former Chancellor of the Exchequer: 32 (20%)
Liz Truss, MP for South West Norfolk and Foreign Secretary and Minister for Women and Equalities: 77 (71%)
Poll 6: How Optimistic/Pessimistic are you about Liz Truss as Prime Minister?
Pork Markets! : D: 14 (6%)
Very Optimistic: 4 (2%)
Slightly Optimistic: 17 (7%)
Unsure: 32 (13%)
Slightly Pessimistic: 21 (9%)
Very Pessimistic: 47 (19%)
That is a disgrace!: 112 (45%)
Poll 7: How long do you believe Liz Truss with remain as Prime Minister after recent controversies?
Liz Truss will remain Prime Minister without challenge and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election: 1 (2%)
Liz Truss will survive a vote of no confidence and lead the Conservative Party into the Next Election 1 (2%)
Liz Truss will lose a vote of no confidence or suffer an internal party coup and resign as Prime Minister within the next month: 17 (31%)
Liz Truss will lose a vote of no confidence or suffer an internal party coup and resign as Prime Minister within the next three months: 4 (7%)
Liz Truss will lose a vote of no confidence or suffer an internal party coup and resign as Prime Minister within the next one-two years: 3 (6%)
Liz Truss will lose a one-on-one duel with a sentient mutant Lettuce which will ascend to the Throne of England as the new Monarch for five minutes before it is eaten by a horde of rabbits. I don't know where I'm going with this one just vote in the damn poll: 28 (52%)
Poll 8: Who should be the next Prime Minister period question mark
King Lettuce of House Asteraceae, the First of His Name, King of the Saxons and the Normans and the First Celts, Lord of the United Kingdom, and Protector of the Realm: 77 (48%)
Larry the Cat: 32 (20%)
Palmerston the Cat: 3 (2%)
Gladstone the Cat: 3 (2%)
Fucking Rehman Chisti lmao: 6 (4%)
Triss Luzz: 7 (4%)
Keir Starmer: 18 (11%)
Arlene Foster: 3 (2%)
Michelle O'Neill: 3 (2%)
Huskar shut up: 7 (4%)
Poll 9: How Optimistic/Pessimistic are you about Rishi Sunak as Prime Minister?
Ready for Rishi!: 14 (7%)
Very Optimistic: 5 (2%)
Slightly Optimistic: 20 (9%)
Unsure: 29 (14%)
Slightly Pessimistic: 15 (7%)
Very Pessimistic: 83 (39%)
We can dance if we want to, We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends are working class and if they are working class Well, they're no friends of mine: 48 (22%)
Poll 10: How many Prime Ministers will the UK have in 2023?
One: 24 (15%)
Two: 37 (23%)
Three: 6 (4%)
More than Three: 11 (7%)
This is the year the position is abolished following the successful Irish invasion of Great Britain in February 2023: 82 (51%)
Poll 11: How will the SNP do without Sturgeon as Party Leader?
The SNP will do better without Sturgeon as leader in upcoming Polls and Elections: 4 (5%)
The SNP will fare no worse or better without Sturgeon as leader in upcoming Polls and Elections: 9 (12%)
The SNP will do worse without Sturgeon as leader in upcoming Polls and Elections: 33 (45%)
The SNP will be consumed by the mispronounced ABBA party and Alex Salmond shall be leader again: 3 (4%)
I have no idea: 25 (34%)
Poll 12: Who will win the 2023 SNP Leadership Election?
Humza Yousaf (MSP for Glasgow Pollok and Cabinet Secretary for Health and Social Care): 32 (41%)
Kate Forbes (MSP for Skye, Lochaber and Badenoch and Cabinet Secretary for Finance and the Economy): 21 (27%)
Ash Regan (MSP for Eastern Edinburgh and Former Minister for Community Safety): 2 (3%)
I Dont Know / Not Sure: 23 (29%)
Poll 13: How do you believe the Conservative Party will fare in the upcoming Local Elections?
The Conservatives will have a disastrous election and take severe losses (losing 1000+ councillors and losing control of dozens of councils): 11 (13%)
The Conservatives will have a very bad election and take heavy losses (Losing between 500-1000 councillors and losing control of potentially dozens of councils): 25 (29%)
The Conservatives will have a bad election and take moderate losses (Losing between 100-500 councillors and losing control of several councils): 20 (23%)
The Conservatives will have an okay election and take some slight losses (Losing at most a few dozen seats and potentially a few councils): 9 (10%)
The Conservatives will have a good election (somehow) and make some gains (Gaining between 100-500 councillors and several councils): 0 (0%)
The Conservatives will have an amazing election (also somehow) and make many new gains (Gaining 500+ councillors and dozens of councils): 3 (3%)
EVERY SEAT IS COUNT BINFACE!: 17 (20%)
I dont know: 1 (1%)
Poll 14: Which Party do you intend to vote for/support in the 2023 England local elections?
Labour:18 (31%)
Conservative: 6 (10%)
Liberal Democrat: 5 (8%)
Green Party (England and Wales): 6 (10%)
Reform UK: 2 (3%)
Other//Independent/Regional Party (Please say in comments): 2 (3%)
Im not voting/Not eligible to vote: 20 (34%)
Poll 15: Which party do you support in the upcoming 2023 Northern Ireland Local Elections?
Sinn Fein (Nationalist): 17 (28%)
Democratic Unionist Party (Unionist): 2 (3%)
Alliance Party (Other): 9 (15%)
Social Democratic Labour Party (Nationalist): 8 (13%)
Ulster Unionist Party (Unionist): 5 (8%)
Traditional Unionist Voice (Unionist): 1 (2%)
Green Party (Other): 4 (7%)
People Before Profit (Other): 7 (11%)
Independent/Other: 2 (3%)
Dont Know/Not Sure: 6 (10%)
How Do You Feel About HS2?
Support 22 19%
Mildly Support 19 17%
Indifferent 12 11%
Mildly Oppose 12 11%
Oppose 16 14%
Does the "H" Stand for Hasselhoff? 32 28%
How Do You Feel About the Upcoming Departure From the EU?
Pleased 66 37%
Kinda Pleased 12 7%
Indifferent 23 13%
Kinda Sad 14 8%
Sad 33 19%
*Transmission Indecipherable Due to Being in a Bunker Filled With Memorabilia and Food From the EU* 29 16%
Is the UK Government Doing Enough to Stop the Spread of Coronavirus?
Yes 36 13%
Mostly 36 13%
Don't Know 25 9%
Barely 32 12%
No 74 28%
We Need to Bring Back WW2-Style Rationing so That Everyone Gets Equal and Guaranteed Access to Toilet Paper 64 24%
Should Dominic Cummings resign?
Yes 48 63%
No, but he should apologise for his error of judgement 7 9%
No, and no apology needed; he acted legally and responsibly 4 5%
Undecided 4 5%
Can I drive to Barnard Castle before I vote in the poll? 13 17%
Protesters Pulled Down a Statue of Slave Trader Edward Colston, Do You Agree With Their Actions?
Yes 75 43%
No 72 41%
Yes, as long as it is replaced with a statue of David Hasselhoff. 28 16%
Were the Pubs Allowed to Reopen Too Soon?
Yes 37 66%
No 10 18%
Don't Know 4 7%
Enact Prohibition 5 9%
Should the UK Take a Harder Line Against Russia on the Basis of the ISC Report?
Yes 56 67%
No 14 17%
No *vote amended by GRU* 13 16%
Will the UK Ever Rejoin the EU?
Yes 32 37%
No 55 63%
Have you downloaded an NHS test and trace app?
Yes 16 24%
No, but I'm not opposed to doing so 23 34%
No, and I refuse to as a matter of principle 16 24%
Irrelevant; I don't own a smartphone 13 19%
How likely is a UK trade deal with the EU before the end of the transition period?
A certainty 2 1%
Very likely 4 3%
Likely 16 11%
Too close to call 26 18%
Unlikely 43 30%
Very unlikely 14 10%
Isn't going to happen 37 26%
Are you happy with the provisions of the trade deal with the EU?
Completely 12 7%
Somewhat 37 22%
Indifferent 38 23%
Not really 33 20%
Absolutely not 46 28%
Will Sturgeon Survive?
Yes, totally vindicated 23 21%
No, the dirty secrets are all exposed and her position is untenable 10 9%
Very wounded, but yes she will survive 27 25%
Very wounded, and leave soon but not immediately 9 8%
*Sips whisky, just revelling in the mess* 28 25%
Only if the Caspian Sea countries stop overfishing for caviar 13 12%
UK General Election 2021: who will you vote for? (April Fools poll)
Alba But Pronounced Properly Party 2 6%
Birthday Party 4 11%
Communist Party of Scotland 3 8%
CUK 1 3%
Monster Raving Loony Party 11 31%
REFUK 0 No votes
The Hasselhoff Party 3 8%
The Northern People's Front 1 3%
The People's Front of the North 3 8%
Whig Party 8 22%
Who would you / will you vote for in the Scottish Parliament election?
SNP: 26%
Conservative Party: 16%
Labour Party: 20%
Liberal Democrats: 12%
Scottish Greens: 9%
Mispronounced Alba Party: 2%
Reform UK: 8%
Other: 8%
Should the North of England Become Independent?
Yes - A United Independent North/Neo-Northumbria: 15%
Yes - But only the North East and Cumbria: 7%
No - The North should unite with an Independent Scotland: 14%
No - Keep the UK One Country: 29%
Declare David Hasselhoff the Lord Protector and Warden of the North: 36%
Who will/would you vote for in the London Assembly Election
Labour Party: 13 = 30%
Conservative and Unionist Party: 6 = 14%
Liberal Democrats: 7 = 16%
Green Party: 5 = 12%
Reform Party: 4 = 9%
Other: 8 = 19%
Who will/would you vote for in the Welsh Senedd election
Labour Party: 5 = 28%
Plaid Cymru: 7 = 39%
Conservative and Unionist Party: 0 = 0%
UKIP: 0 = 0%
Liberal Democrat Party: 2 = 11%
Abolish the Welsh Assembly: 2 = 11%
Propel: 0 = 0%
Green Party: 1 = 6%
Reform UK: 0 = 0%
Other: 1 = 6%
Which party do you hope will gain the most in the local elections?
Labour Party: 19%
Conservative and Unionist Party: 23%
SNP/Plaid Cymru: 10%
Liberal Democrats: 12%
Green Party: 12%
Reform UK: 0%
Other: 6%
Count Binface: 19%
Total votes: 101.
What voting method should the UK HoC have?
First Past The Post: 11 = 17%
Two Round Voting: 1 = 2%
Single Runoff/Alternative Vote: 0 = 0%
D'Hondt method: 4 = 6%
Single Transferable Vote: 16 = 25%
Mixed-Member Proportional Representation: 27 = 43%
Sortation/Lottery System: 4 = 6%
Will Cummings' leaks damage the Government?
Yes: 5 = 13%
Perhaps: 19 = 50%
No: 13 = 34%
Other: 1 = 3%
Will Priti Patel finally be removed as Home Secretary?
Yes: 0
No, but she'll have her powers curtailed: 1 = 5%
No: 19 = 90%
Other: 1 = 5%
predominates
European: 23 = 13%
British: 43 = 22%
Scottish: 7 = 4%
English: 25 = 13%
Welsh: 5 = 3%
Irish: 6 = 3%
Ulster/Northern Irish: 1 = 1%
Regional Identity (Yorkshire, Lancastrian, Londoner, etc): 17 = 9%
I'm a dirty foreigner: 63 = 33%
How many cases per day will we be at by July 19th?
1000 or less: 8 = 10%
1000-5000: 4 = 5%
5000-10,000: 5 = 6%
10,000-20,000: 4 = 5%
20,000-50,000: 10 = 12%
50,000-100,000: 10 = 12%
100,000+: 7 = 9%
THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!: 33 = 44%
Do you believe the Afghan situation will affect the Tory Government's hold on power?
Strongly Agree: 21 = 14%
Agree: 17 = 11%
Undecided: 33 = 22%
Disagree: 57 = 38%
Strongly Disagree: 23 = 15%
The proposals to end the BBC licence fee agreement are:
An excellent idea; the socialists at the BBC have leeched off the British public for far too long: 48 = 18%
An idea I'm open to discussing, though I have reservations about the timing and the specifics: 15 = 6%
A bad idea as framed; I'm open to reform of BBC funding, but not like this, and not now: 28 = 11%
A terrible idea that the government is using to advance a cynical culture war agenda to save Johnson's skin: 80 = 30%
I have an altar to Sir David Attenborough in my living room and have watched every episode of Dr Who: 25 = 9%
Wait... you Brits actually have to pay for a TV licence?: 68 = 26%
Support 22 19%
Mildly Support 19 17%
Indifferent 12 11%
Mildly Oppose 12 11%
Oppose 16 14%
Does the "H" Stand for Hasselhoff? 32 28%
How Do You Feel About the Upcoming Departure From the EU?
Pleased 66 37%
Kinda Pleased 12 7%
Indifferent 23 13%
Kinda Sad 14 8%
Sad 33 19%
*Transmission Indecipherable Due to Being in a Bunker Filled With Memorabilia and Food From the EU* 29 16%
Is the UK Government Doing Enough to Stop the Spread of Coronavirus?
Yes 36 13%
Mostly 36 13%
Don't Know 25 9%
Barely 32 12%
No 74 28%
We Need to Bring Back WW2-Style Rationing so That Everyone Gets Equal and Guaranteed Access to Toilet Paper 64 24%
Should Dominic Cummings resign?
Yes 48 63%
No, but he should apologise for his error of judgement 7 9%
No, and no apology needed; he acted legally and responsibly 4 5%
Undecided 4 5%
Can I drive to Barnard Castle before I vote in the poll? 13 17%
Protesters Pulled Down a Statue of Slave Trader Edward Colston, Do You Agree With Their Actions?
Yes 75 43%
No 72 41%
Yes, as long as it is replaced with a statue of David Hasselhoff. 28 16%
Were the Pubs Allowed to Reopen Too Soon?
Yes 37 66%
No 10 18%
Don't Know 4 7%
Enact Prohibition 5 9%
Should the UK Take a Harder Line Against Russia on the Basis of the ISC Report?
Yes 56 67%
No 14 17%
No *vote amended by GRU* 13 16%
Will the UK Ever Rejoin the EU?
Yes 32 37%
No 55 63%
Have you downloaded an NHS test and trace app?
Yes 16 24%
No, but I'm not opposed to doing so 23 34%
No, and I refuse to as a matter of principle 16 24%
Irrelevant; I don't own a smartphone 13 19%
How likely is a UK trade deal with the EU before the end of the transition period?
A certainty 2 1%
Very likely 4 3%
Likely 16 11%
Too close to call 26 18%
Unlikely 43 30%
Very unlikely 14 10%
Isn't going to happen 37 26%
Are you happy with the provisions of the trade deal with the EU?
Completely 12 7%
Somewhat 37 22%
Indifferent 38 23%
Not really 33 20%
Absolutely not 46 28%
Will Sturgeon Survive?
Yes, totally vindicated 23 21%
No, the dirty secrets are all exposed and her position is untenable 10 9%
Very wounded, but yes she will survive 27 25%
Very wounded, and leave soon but not immediately 9 8%
*Sips whisky, just revelling in the mess* 28 25%
Only if the Caspian Sea countries stop overfishing for caviar 13 12%
UK General Election 2021: who will you vote for? (April Fools poll)
Alba But Pronounced Properly Party 2 6%
Birthday Party 4 11%
Communist Party of Scotland 3 8%
CUK 1 3%
Monster Raving Loony Party 11 31%
REFUK 0 No votes
The Hasselhoff Party 3 8%
The Northern People's Front 1 3%
The People's Front of the North 3 8%
Whig Party 8 22%
Who would you / will you vote for in the Scottish Parliament election?
SNP: 26%
Conservative Party: 16%
Labour Party: 20%
Liberal Democrats: 12%
Scottish Greens: 9%
Mispronounced Alba Party: 2%
Reform UK: 8%
Other: 8%
Should the North of England Become Independent?
Yes - A United Independent North/Neo-Northumbria: 15%
Yes - But only the North East and Cumbria: 7%
No - The North should unite with an Independent Scotland: 14%
No - Keep the UK One Country: 29%
Declare David Hasselhoff the Lord Protector and Warden of the North: 36%
Who will/would you vote for in the London Assembly Election
Labour Party: 13 = 30%
Conservative and Unionist Party: 6 = 14%
Liberal Democrats: 7 = 16%
Green Party: 5 = 12%
Reform Party: 4 = 9%
Other: 8 = 19%
Who will/would you vote for in the Welsh Senedd election
Labour Party: 5 = 28%
Plaid Cymru: 7 = 39%
Conservative and Unionist Party: 0 = 0%
UKIP: 0 = 0%
Liberal Democrat Party: 2 = 11%
Abolish the Welsh Assembly: 2 = 11%
Propel: 0 = 0%
Green Party: 1 = 6%
Reform UK: 0 = 0%
Other: 1 = 6%
Which party do you hope will gain the most in the local elections?
Labour Party: 19%
Conservative and Unionist Party: 23%
SNP/Plaid Cymru: 10%
Liberal Democrats: 12%
Green Party: 12%
Reform UK: 0%
Other: 6%
Count Binface: 19%
Total votes: 101.
What voting method should the UK HoC have?
First Past The Post: 11 = 17%
Two Round Voting: 1 = 2%
Single Runoff/Alternative Vote: 0 = 0%
D'Hondt method: 4 = 6%
Single Transferable Vote: 16 = 25%
Mixed-Member Proportional Representation: 27 = 43%
Sortation/Lottery System: 4 = 6%
Will Cummings' leaks damage the Government?
Yes: 5 = 13%
Perhaps: 19 = 50%
No: 13 = 34%
Other: 1 = 3%
Will Priti Patel finally be removed as Home Secretary?
Yes: 0
No, but she'll have her powers curtailed: 1 = 5%
No: 19 = 90%
Other: 1 = 5%
predominates
European: 23 = 13%
British: 43 = 22%
Scottish: 7 = 4%
English: 25 = 13%
Welsh: 5 = 3%
Irish: 6 = 3%
Ulster/Northern Irish: 1 = 1%
Regional Identity (Yorkshire, Lancastrian, Londoner, etc): 17 = 9%
I'm a dirty foreigner: 63 = 33%
How many cases per day will we be at by July 19th?
1000 or less: 8 = 10%
1000-5000: 4 = 5%
5000-10,000: 5 = 6%
10,000-20,000: 4 = 5%
20,000-50,000: 10 = 12%
50,000-100,000: 10 = 12%
100,000+: 7 = 9%
THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!: 33 = 44%
Do you believe the Afghan situation will affect the Tory Government's hold on power?
Strongly Agree: 21 = 14%
Agree: 17 = 11%
Undecided: 33 = 22%
Disagree: 57 = 38%
Strongly Disagree: 23 = 15%
The proposals to end the BBC licence fee agreement are:
An excellent idea; the socialists at the BBC have leeched off the British public for far too long: 48 = 18%
An idea I'm open to discussing, though I have reservations about the timing and the specifics: 15 = 6%
A bad idea as framed; I'm open to reform of BBC funding, but not like this, and not now: 28 = 11%
A terrible idea that the government is using to advance a cynical culture war agenda to save Johnson's skin: 80 = 30%
I have an altar to Sir David Attenborough in my living room and have watched every episode of Dr Who: 25 = 9%
Wait... you Brits actually have to pay for a TV licence?: 68 = 26%
I will try and update the poll results as best i can as i think we are missing a few from the last thread.