To be clear: #494 "Whipping Up A Controversy" is what happens when your government gets a report accusing it of violating human rights. This draft is what happens when your government literally can't get it.
[title]You Have The Right To Lose Control
[desc]@@RANDOMNAME_1@@, your Minister for Respectful Governance, recently requested what @@HE_1@@ understood to be a damning, well-publicised dossier from a renowned human rights observatory, accusing @@NAME@@ of breaking multiple international conventions on human rights and highlighting steps it could take to rectify its violations. In response, today's cabinet meeting was supposed to be dedicated to discussing its allegations and how the government could respond to them - but when the time comes, @@RANDOMLASTNAME_1@@ arrives empty-handed, save for a single, open envelope warning "THIS IS NOT A CIRCULAR - IMPORTANT PAYMENT INFORMATION INSIDE".
[validity]low civil rights, low economic efficiency
[option]"...zero... zero... zero! Count it - that's how much you'll have to fork out!" complains the Minister, as @@HE_1@@ whips out the letter from its envelope. "At this rate, there is no way we are going to pay multiple times our annual GDP - never mind our budget - just to find out what we're doing wrong and why it's wrong! But if the cost of doing better, looking better and just keeping much-needed foreign investment flowing is printing away a few billion @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ for the express purpose of getting our mitts on these positively horrific accusations, so be it. It's not like the costs of endangering our finances outweigh the costs of endangering our finances, surely?"
[effect]the @@CURRENCY@@ is never more than one generation away from extinction
[option]"I'm sorry, @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@, but we don't have to choose between destroying the economy or destroying our reputation," exhorts your Director of Fairer International Trade. "If we really want to act on these supposedly unaffordable recommendations, perhaps we could ask a few of our allies to redistribute some funds for the cause. I'm extremely confident that our comrades in Dàguó and Núi Và Sông, to name just two countries that sound like they could be on good terms with us, will be more than happy to see to it that we can become a better, more pro-worker nation - as long as we promise to pay them back in kind when they're in need."
[effect]@@NAME@@ is regularly on the hook for foreign politicians' abstract art collections
[validity]must have the Socialism policy
[option]"I'm sorry, @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@, but we don't have to choose between destroying the economy or destroying our reputation," exhorts your Director of Freer International Trade. "If we really want to act on these supposedly unaffordable recommendations, perhaps we could ask a few of our allies to chip in some funds for the cause. I'm extremely confident that our friends in Althaniq and the United Federation, to name just two countries that sound like they could be on good terms with us, will be more than happy to see to it that we can become a better, more prosperous nation - as long as we promise to pay them back in kind when they have cash flow problems."
[effect]@@NAME@@ is regularly on the hook for foreign politicians' abstract art collections
[validity]must not have the Socialism policy
[option]"Forget about it; nobody will think we aren't taking their advice on board if you just check out anything that looks similar from the local library and do whatever that says," quips your Vice-Secretary for Access to Information, wafting about what appears to be a tattered copy of Policy Recommendations for Post-Independence @@NAME@@.
[effect]the government usually takes years on end to respond to complaints