NS Menu

[Floofybit]

This is similarly to things such as the NS hotel and NS bunker. Just add a food to the menu, describe the food in detail, and tell us how expensive it is. I'll go first.

Cinnamon Roll French Toast 8.99NSD
Hand rolled cinnamon roll dough baked with our fluffy, eggy French Toast batter and topped with fresh berries and powdered sugar. Served with bacon and ripe fruit.

[Lemsrow]

Chess Stew : 99.99NSD

A stew with pork, vegetables, and edible chess pieces made of chicken. With special utensils such as a Royal Fork and a King Spoon. I have no idea why the spoon is shaped like a king in chess, ask the chefs.

[Zizocia]

Sandwich-shaped cheese - 10.49NSD
This is like any other sandwich, however the bread is cheese, the filling is cheese, and any extra toppings, like cheese, or cheese, or cheese! Special changes can also be made for the plate it comes on to be cheese, as well.

[Communist Beijing Must be China]

NS Hotel Room 73 Doorbell : 1,000,000NSD (it's the only one of its kind)

It's a stolen old doorbell from Room 73 from the NS Hotel. It was made in cake, for some reason.

[Culway]

Culwayian-style Pork Chip 39.00 NSD

A chip made out of perfectly charred pork and covered in BBQ sauce when being cooked for a perfect taste. Made from the Culwayian Pig, an extremely rare pig that is only found in Culway.

[Goraria]

A baked dog $19.99


A dog that I found on the side of the road that I decide to keep only to kill it and cook the thing. It’s just a chihuahua so its nothing to worry about.

[New Galactic States]

A Hsydnabateuen Bahdidksnsh $14.00

A unique vegetable form the Planet 3525-AY
You have to pronounce its name right in order to order it.

[Culway]

A Hsydnabateuen Bahdidksnsh $14.00

A unique vegetable form the Planet 3525-AY
You have to pronounce its name right in order to order it.

Hehe - orders using Google Translate-

[Communist Beijing Must be China]

Dwblel HAHA: 17.98NSD

A fruit that makes you laugh mixed with chopped pears and pasta. Chopped pears mixed with pasta is commonly called Dwblel, thus the name Dwblel HAHA. The HAHA part is the laughing fruit.

[The Orwell Society]

Cajun Boiled Crawfish - 12.99 NSD

A heaping plate full of fresh-from-the-dock, cajun-spiced, boiled crawfish. The most delicious seafood you will ever taste.

[Neptunvia]

Neptunvian Specail - $24.99

A Fresh Stromboli consisting of cut up tropical flounder, an assortment of Bell Peppers, Peperoni, Fresh Cheese from the Nearby Island.

[Goraria]

Domhahk Syrup $25.99

A syrup that comes from the trunk of the Domshalk Tree (don’t ask why they’re spelled differently) that is coincidentally colored orange. It also has some magical powers so there’s that.

[Meadowfields]

Potato Stuffed Chicken $8.99

Gently cooked chicken breast stuffed with potatoes and bacon slathered with a choice of velouté or barbecue sauce, served with a side of salad and fries.

[New Ropakstadt]

Vat-grown human meat, $89.99

Ever wanted to try human meat? ...no? Well, if you did, now's your chance! Try our delicious vegan human meat, seasoned with salt, pepper, paprika, and our secret blend of 173,346 herbs and spices!

[Saint Kanye]

The Big Smoke Special, $69.69

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese) and a large soda.

[Ellbonnia]

Chilled buckwheat noodle soup (Ƶ5.00)- Long buckwheat noodles, slices of cucumber and pickled radish, and hard-boiled eggs, in a refreshing iced broth made from local winter pheasants. Accompanied with spicy mustard oil and vinegar upon request.

[Floofybit]

Surfboard Splash: 10.99NSD

Delicate vanilla ice cream topped with blue sugar confetti and a tiny surfboard shaped sugar cookie. Served with a crave-able chocolate brownie and your choice of island soda

[Communist Beijing Must be China]

G-Bucket Juice w/ Pineapple Cheese Enand: $26.98

For the G-Bucket Juice, mix twelve teaspoons of liquid garlic with twenty pounds of orange juice mixed with pineapple juice. Then pour five litres of the G-Bucket Juice into five cups, each of one litre, for five.

For the enand, get the rest of the G-Bucket Juice and pour ten litres into pizza-shaped trays. Then put them all in the freezer to freeze them all. After an hour, pull them out and let them cool down for a bit. Then, grab some pineapple bits from a pineapple pizza, then save it for later. Afterwards, melt cheese, and while melting, remove it and get your pineapple bits, then mix them together for five minutes. Now you are done! Cut it into five slices, and voila! Serve and done!

[Unitarian Universalism]

Meatloaf & Company
Price: 4 Bitcoins

This meal includes meatloaf, a pile of cooked broccoli, some mashed potatoes with gravy, and a few buns.
It comes with choice of milk or water.

[Trivega]

Pina Martini
Price: 12.02 Vloes (roughly $6)
A luxurious and tasteful beverage sourced from the fruits of Trivegal agriculture, served in cocktail fashion complete with a free miniature paper umbrella!

_{Note: It's actually just fruit juice and the glass is plastic}

[Saint Kanye]

Mystery Lunchbox, $50

Is it a gold-encrusted steak? Is it a half-eaten Twinkie? Only once you open it do you get to find out! New food items are being added every week, from the mundane to the fancy and even the exotic.

[Federation of the Aituia]

Dragon Fur 3 ears with 'banana ketchup', 5 NSD cents.
This food is made out of the 3-eared-hedgehogs' fur and flesh, with an extra taste of bloo- I mean banana ketchup!

[Meadowfields]

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[Nova Universo]

Ossobuco i Risotto
Bistrot delle Nonne, Royal Quartier Food Park
NUV 185,25 / NSD 60,65 inclusive of taxes, table fee and service fee

Tender braised veal shank in a flavourful sauce of rendered onions, garlic, celery and white wine. Al dente and creamy risotto of carnaroli rice, champignon and porcini mushrooms, and parmigiano cheese. Served with a sharp gremolata of parsley, coriander and lemon zest and a cocotte of roasted aubergine, tomatoes, courgette, bell peppers and onions.

[Palins]

Green Eggs & Ham
Price: ¢25

This meal includes green scrambled eggs, but it comes with normally-colored ham for some reason.