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Floofybit
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Posts: 208
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

NS Menu

Postby Floofybit » Sun May 22, 2022 5:14 am

This is similarly to things such as the NS hotel and NS bunker. Just add a food to the menu, describe the food in detail, and tell us how expensive it is. I'll go first.

Cinnamon Roll French Toast 8.99NSD
Hand rolled cinnamon roll dough baked with our fluffy, eggy French Toast batter and topped with fresh berries and powdered sugar. Served with bacon and ripe fruit.
I am addicted to fruit. Like, it's way to good for what it is. I need serious help. I am high on vitamin C and I can't stop eating fruit. I need help. Seriously, does anyone know where I can get help. I am like 80% fruit by now. Please help me now. This is urgent. If I don't stop eating fruit I will become fruit and someone else will eat me. It has me in its grasps and I can't escape it. What do I do? I just need fruit. Help me stop. I have a family. Fruit is too tasty and I will soon be tasty fruit too. Help

Buy my chocolate here!

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Lemsrow
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Posts: 79
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Lemsrow » Sun May 22, 2022 5:21 am

Chess Stew : 99.99NSD

A stew with pork, vegetables, and edible chess pieces made of chicken. With special utensils such as a Royal Fork and a King Spoon. I have no idea why the spoon is shaped like a king in chess, ask the chefs.
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Zizocia
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zizocia » Sun May 22, 2022 5:42 am

Sandwich-shaped cheese - 10.49NSD
This is like any other sandwich, however the bread is cheese, the filling is cheese, and any extra toppings, like cheese, or cheese, or cheese! Special changes can also be made for the plate it comes on to be cheese, as well.

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Communist Beijing Must be China
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: May 16, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Sun May 22, 2022 5:44 am

NS Hotel Room 73 Doorbell : 1,000,000NSD (it's the only one of its kind)

It's a stolen old doorbell from Room 73 from the NS Hotel. It was made in cake, for some reason.
Communist Beijing Must Be China, preferably wanted to be called Cryopathia or CBMC. Most preferred as Cryopathia.
I'm FUSE (Federated Union of the Siberian Empire) ,Basaltia and Seasalandia on Anarchy RP (No Rules RP 2). Sir Helmeiner V is the president, and Spadian III is the vice president. This doesn't apply to Anarchy RP.
Insulamia wrote:Hammer and sickle but it's made from two random sticks I found at the park
Insulamia wrote:a clown got turned into stone and then his head got chopped off and then the head got sent into orbit
Sapply said I'm exactly centrist lolololol did I hax life!?!?! lolololol
Reploid swears a lot, but I can't find his legendary mod warning. could anyone find it pls? :(
I use Light Mode, don't question it.

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Culway
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Posts: 11
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Culway » Sun May 22, 2022 5:46 am

Culwayian-style Pork Chip 39.00 NSD

A chip made out of perfectly charred pork and covered in BBQ sauce when being cooked for a perfect taste. Made from the Culwayian Pig, an extremely rare pig that is only found in Culway.
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Goraria
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Posts: 687
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun May 22, 2022 5:50 am

A baked dog $19.99


A dog that I found on the side of the road that I decide to keep only to kill it and cook the thing. It’s just a chihuahua so its nothing to worry about.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue very biased political compass
Btw I don’t use NS stats. Also polandballs and bfdi yea I like those.
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A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

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News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.

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New Galactic States
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Posts: 94
Founded: May 11, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Galactic States » Sun May 22, 2022 5:53 am

A Hsydnabateuen Bahdidksnsh $14.00

A unique vegetable form the Planet 3525-AY
You have to pronounce its name right in order to order it.

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Culway
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Posts: 11
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Culway » Sun May 22, 2022 6:10 am

New Galactic States wrote:A Hsydnabateuen Bahdidksnsh $14.00

A unique vegetable form the Planet 3525-AY
You have to pronounce its name right in order to order it.

Hehe - orders using Google Translate-
Queen Zare Nahum
Culway

Heart
Founder Hua
WA Delegate The Scottish Republic

A class 1.166666666666667 nation according to this https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617

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Communist Beijing Must be China
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: May 16, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Sun May 22, 2022 6:13 am

Dwblel HAHA: 17.98NSD

A fruit that makes you laugh mixed with chopped pears and pasta. Chopped pears mixed with pasta is commonly called Dwblel, thus the name Dwblel HAHA. The HAHA part is the laughing fruit.
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Communist Beijing Must Be China, preferably wanted to be called Cryopathia or CBMC. Most preferred as Cryopathia.
I'm FUSE (Federated Union of the Siberian Empire) ,Basaltia and Seasalandia on Anarchy RP (No Rules RP 2). Sir Helmeiner V is the president, and Spadian III is the vice president. This doesn't apply to Anarchy RP.
Insulamia wrote:Hammer and sickle but it's made from two random sticks I found at the park
Insulamia wrote:a clown got turned into stone and then his head got chopped off and then the head got sent into orbit
Sapply said I'm exactly centrist lolololol did I hax life!?!?! lolololol
Reploid swears a lot, but I can't find his legendary mod warning. could anyone find it pls? :(
I use Light Mode, don't question it.

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The Orwell Society
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Posts: 1290
Founded: Apr 16, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Orwell Society » Sun May 22, 2022 7:12 am

Cajun Boiled Crawfish - 12.99 NSD

A heaping plate full of fresh-from-the-dock, cajun-spiced, boiled crawfish. The most delicious seafood you will ever taste.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

A totalitarian, socialist, fascist society ruled by a ruthless dictator known as Big Brother, the First Triumvir Donovan Xavier. The omnipresent and endlessly oppressive government is made up of four ministries: The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Surplus.

Takes up present-day Russia, China, Mongolia, Vietnam, and Taiwan.

Big Brother is watching you…

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I am a 15 year old weirdo living in the United States. I like politics, reading, and goofing off. Aspiring WA author.

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Neptunvia
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Posts: 75
Founded: Jan 15, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Neptunvia » Sun May 22, 2022 7:22 am

Neptunvian Specail - $24.99

A Fresh Stromboli consisting of cut up tropical flounder, an assortment of Bell Peppers, Peperoni, Fresh Cheese from the Nearby Island.

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Goraria
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Posts: 687
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun May 22, 2022 12:32 pm

Domhahk Syrup $25.99

A syrup that comes from the trunk of the Domshalk Tree (don’t ask why they’re spelled differently) that is coincidentally colored orange. It also has some magical powers so there’s that.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue very biased political compass
Btw I don’t use NS stats. Also polandballs and bfdi yea I like those.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.

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Meadowfields
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Posts: 926
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Sun May 22, 2022 12:37 pm

Potato Stuffed Chicken $8.99

Gently cooked chicken breast stuffed with potatoes and bacon slathered with a choice of velouté or barbecue sauce, served with a side of salad and fries.
The Republic of Meadowfields
Nous nous relèverons des larmes du passé
Overview | Politics | Religion | Trivia
News ✉ | Disappearances and faceless bodies along the Meadowfieldian-Kyurtese border linked to wanted serial killer who escaped prison in 2004; death toll at around 450 | Historic castle in Ordieaucourt destroyed after large thunderstorm | High Council of Fascist Bourlounge votes against motion to surrender to Bugaria, calls for citizens to take arms | Plane carrying 458 refugees from Ashbrid freeze crashes after takeoff due to engine freeze, 342 passengers and all crew dead | Weather ☀ | Meadowfields City ☔ -6°/-9°C | Ashbrid ❄ -76°/-84°C | Teshig ⛅ 20°/13°C | Goofariask ☀ 3°/-5°C | Orkhusgol ⛅ 17°/11°C |
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Feeling better today :)
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New Ropakstadt
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 05, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Ropakstadt » Sun May 22, 2022 8:11 pm

Vat-grown human meat, $89.99

Ever wanted to try human meat? ...no? Well, if you did, now's your chance! Try our delicious vegan human meat, seasoned with salt, pepper, paprika, and our secret blend of 173,346 herbs and spices!
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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Sun May 22, 2022 8:14 pm

The Big Smoke Special, $69.69

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese) and a large soda.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Ellbonnia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 846
Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ellbonnia » Sun May 22, 2022 9:25 pm

Chilled buckwheat noodle soup (Ƶ5.00)- Long buckwheat noodles, slices of cucumber and pickled radish, and hard-boiled eggs, in a refreshing iced broth made from local winter pheasants. Accompanied with spicy mustard oil and vinegar upon request.

Chartreuse is my favorite color.
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Floofybit
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Posts: 208
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Mon May 23, 2022 5:52 pm

Surfboard Splash: 10.99NSD

Delicate vanilla ice cream topped with blue sugar confetti and a tiny surfboard shaped sugar cookie. Served with a crave-able chocolate brownie and your choice of island soda
I am addicted to fruit. Like, it's way to good for what it is. I need serious help. I am high on vitamin C and I can't stop eating fruit. I need help. Seriously, does anyone know where I can get help. I am like 80% fruit by now. Please help me now. This is urgent. If I don't stop eating fruit I will become fruit and someone else will eat me. It has me in its grasps and I can't escape it. What do I do? I just need fruit. Help me stop. I have a family. Fruit is too tasty and I will soon be tasty fruit too. Help

Buy my chocolate here!

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Communist Beijing Must be China
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: May 16, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Tue May 24, 2022 5:48 am

G-Bucket Juice w/ Pineapple Cheese Enand: $26.98

For the G-Bucket Juice, mix twelve teaspoons of liquid garlic with twenty pounds of orange juice mixed with pineapple juice. Then pour five litres of the G-Bucket Juice into five cups, each of one litre, for five.

For the enand, get the rest of the G-Bucket Juice and pour ten litres into pizza-shaped trays. Then put them all in the freezer to freeze them all. After an hour, pull them out and let them cool down for a bit. Then, grab some pineapple bits from a pineapple pizza, then save it for later. Afterwards, melt cheese, and while melting, remove it and get your pineapple bits, then mix them together for five minutes. Now you are done! Cut it into five slices, and voila! Serve and done!
Communist Beijing Must Be China, preferably wanted to be called Cryopathia or CBMC. Most preferred as Cryopathia.
I'm FUSE (Federated Union of the Siberian Empire) ,Basaltia and Seasalandia on Anarchy RP (No Rules RP 2). Sir Helmeiner V is the president, and Spadian III is the vice president. This doesn't apply to Anarchy RP.
Insulamia wrote:Hammer and sickle but it's made from two random sticks I found at the park
Insulamia wrote:a clown got turned into stone and then his head got chopped off and then the head got sent into orbit
Sapply said I'm exactly centrist lolololol did I hax life!?!?! lolololol
Reploid swears a lot, but I can't find his legendary mod warning. could anyone find it pls? :(
I use Light Mode, don't question it.

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Unitarian Universalism
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 41
Founded: Jan 07, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Unitarian Universalism » Mon May 30, 2022 5:44 pm

Meatloaf & Company
Price: 4 Bitcoins

This meal includes meatloaf, a pile of cooked broccoli, some mashed potatoes with gravy, and a few buns.
It comes with choice of milk or water.

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Trivega
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 10, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Trivega » Wed Jun 01, 2022 4:23 pm

Pina Martini
Price: 12.02 Vloes (roughly $6)
A luxurious and tasteful beverage sourced from the fruits of Trivegal agriculture, served in cocktail fashion complete with a free miniature paper umbrella!

Note: It's actually just fruit juice and the glass is plastic
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:47 pm

Mystery Lunchbox, $50

Is it a gold-encrusted steak? Is it a half-eaten Twinkie? Only once you open it do you get to find out! New food items are being added every week, from the mundane to the fancy and even the exotic.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Federation of the Aituia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: May 12, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Federation of the Aituia » Mon Jun 06, 2022 10:46 pm

Dragon Fur 3 ears with 'banana ketchup', 5 NSD cents.
This food is made out of the 3-eared-hedgehogs' fur and flesh, with an extra taste of bloo- I mean banana ketchup!
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Logged out account (I'm back as of Jun 18, 2022)
This nation has:
-253,274 citizens (2021)
- Lowest crime rates
-12 billionares
- Best beaches and clean fresh water

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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 926
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:57 am

/bump
The Republic of Meadowfields
Nous nous relèverons des larmes du passé
Overview | Politics | Religion | Trivia
News ✉ | Disappearances and faceless bodies along the Meadowfieldian-Kyurtese border linked to wanted serial killer who escaped prison in 2004; death toll at around 450 | Historic castle in Ordieaucourt destroyed after large thunderstorm | High Council of Fascist Bourlounge votes against motion to surrender to Bugaria, calls for citizens to take arms | Plane carrying 458 refugees from Ashbrid freeze crashes after takeoff due to engine freeze, 342 passengers and all crew dead | Weather ☀ | Meadowfields City ☔ -6°/-9°C | Ashbrid ❄ -76°/-84°C | Teshig ⛅ 20°/13°C | Goofariask ☀ 3°/-5°C | Orkhusgol ⛅ 17°/11°C |
Proud degenerate leftist
Feeling better today :)
Won't tell you my age or other details, cope

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Nova Universo
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Posts: 74
Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nova Universo » Sun Jun 19, 2022 5:13 am

Ossobuco i Risotto
Bistrot delle Nonne, Royal Quartier Food Park
NUV 185,25 / NSD 60,65 inclusive of taxes, table fee and service fee

Tender braised veal shank in a flavourful sauce of rendered onions, garlic, celery and white wine. Al dente and creamy risotto of carnaroli rice, champignon and porcini mushrooms, and parmigiano cheese. Served with a sharp gremolata of parsley, coriander and lemon zest and a cocotte of roasted aubergine, tomatoes, courgette, bell peppers and onions.

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Palins
Envoy
 
Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 19, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Palins » Sun Jun 26, 2022 2:13 pm

Green Eggs & Ham
Price: ¢25

This meal includes green scrambled eggs, but it comes with normally-colored ham for some reason.

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