TITLE:
You Dig?
VALIDITY:
capitalism, internet, some mining industry, no autarky
DESCRIPTION:
An ailing town in the North @@ANIMAL@@ Province of @@NAME@@ was once a prosperous diamond mining community, but has fallen on hard times with the exhaustion of the mines. However, an international tech conglomerate has come to the rescue, with the intention of opening a massive cryptocurrency mining facility.
OPTION 1
"We're pleased to be creating hundreds of jobs in this town, and bringing prosperity back to prospectors," declares CEO Elo Muskitty, accompanied by his vice president and girlfriend Tia Daniel. "In fact, dearest leader, we'd be doubly happy if you were to visit and officially open the new mine, to give it your stamp of approval. You'd raise the profile and price of PilesOfChitsCoin, our latest offering, stimulating the economy at no cost to the taxpayer."
OUTCOME:
one-of-a-kind non-fungible tokens are worth more than one-of-a-kind non-fungible ecosystems
OPTION 2
"This town used to have an environmentally disastrous industry producing something that has no actual value other than what the market assigned to it, trading the earth's health for the spurious creation of wealth, and now..." complains chisel jawed environmentalist Kris Hempsworth, waving a surprisingly small hammer in a threatening manner. "Instead, why not give the nature a chance to recover, and create legislation and subsidies to ensure that any new industry here be ecologically sustainable? You could encourage sustainable agriculture grass crops here for example: bamboo, hemp, sorghum or oats. I call them the mighty four."
OUTCOME:
the government is proud to be 100% for growing more grass
OPTION 3
"Look these are tough miners, not namby-pamby techies or hippy farmers," complains Sissy Roads, CEO of De Whiskies diamond conglomerate, whose soft hands and skinny arms have definitely never held a pick, and who positively diminutive next to the environmentalist. "Truth is, the diamond mines could still produce more diamonds if we just dug a little deeper. All it would take would be slightly looser industry regulations, slightly improved bargaining power against those pesky unions, and slightly more leeway in where we put our spoils. Do you really be the one to overturn this town's noble heritage of traditional mining?"
OUTCOME:
small bodies buried under landslides are a sign of romantic devotion