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Nova Catania
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Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

NS Army Knife

Postby Nova Catania » Tue May 17, 2022 7:15 am

Like all those other NS This-or-That threads, except this time we're making a Swiss army knife which is somehow capable of holding all of these gadgets and still fit in a pocket.

Example:

Nation A: Tool 1 is Mjolnr, Thor's hammer

Nation B: Tool 2 is an Elon Musk flamethrower

Nation C: Tool 3 is a plunger


I'll start: Tool 1 is a lightsaber.
High Schooler from the southeastern US, he/him, hetero, not politically aligned. Well, that was easy


Vladimir Putin is a really bad guy, like a real mean dude.
In all seriousness, though, I hope the people of Ukraine can stay safe.

♔Go Charlotte FC!♔
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Arpasia
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Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arpasia » Tue May 17, 2022 7:17 am

Tool 2 is a built-in zippo/lighter.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Juansonia
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Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Juansonia » Tue May 17, 2022 7:37 am

tool 3 is a compass integrated into the handle

MT, Stats are funded by think-tanks of varying ideologies (don't rely on them unless it's your only option)
Space Squid wrote:
Kannap wrote:You bring up a good point. We should find ways to incorporate the other six deadly sins into the fabric of Pride month
Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all.
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Past beans
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Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Past beans » Tue May 17, 2022 7:39 am

tool 4 is a bean with a gun
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Owlograd
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Posts: 139
Founded: Oct 03, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Owlograd » Tue May 17, 2022 7:39 am

Tool 5 is an puppet log, so you never lose track!
Last edited by Owlograd on Tue May 17, 2022 7:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
Thanks guys. :)
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Arpasia
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Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Arpasia » Mon May 23, 2022 7:29 am

Tool 6 is a small metal bar with a small flag reading: "Keep this thread alive".
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Nova Catania
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Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Nova Catania » Mon May 23, 2022 8:15 am

Tool 7 is a cheese knife. It can only be used for cutting cheese. Literally nothing else.
High Schooler from the southeastern US, he/him, hetero, not politically aligned. Well, that was easy


Vladimir Putin is a really bad guy, like a real mean dude.
In all seriousness, though, I hope the people of Ukraine can stay safe.

♔Go Charlotte FC!♔
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Sulivannia
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Posts: 345
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sulivannia » Mon May 30, 2022 8:57 pm

Tool 8 is a wire-cutter and is very efficient at its job.
The Federated United States of Sulivannia｜'Suli'｜'United We Stand'｜Est. 21/8/1821
PM Grant Moulder｜A modern, democratic nation of 213 million citizens in Feldare
 SBN｜Su, 3/7/2022, W28｜NEWS ✉｜Half-year celebrations across Suli, long w'kend｜M 4.4 quake felt along Alacernian coast, wave warnings｜Suli exceeds 213 M citizens, estimate｜Hi-speed rail 300 km ext'n to Cavernian border, total at 8,000 km｜WEATHER ☀｜Glendale 34°/18° CLEAR｜Carson 28°/16° CLEAR｜Ambrosia 31°/25° CLEAR｜Clayton 38°/20° CLEAR｜Caleira 32°/25° H RAIN｜Tremond 31°/18° L RAIN｜Thomasburg 29°/23° T STORMS｜Yorke 30°/20° L RAIN｜Exeter 28°/17° CLEAR｜Wilmington 19°/15° CLEAR｜Carronell 31°/28° T STORMS｜OOC Quotes｜Many ideas but no mindset yet｜Trying to improve myself｜Trying to earlier my sleep schedule
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Norther Macedonia
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Founded: Feb 21, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Norther Macedonia » Mon May 30, 2022 8:58 pm

tool 9 is a random computer, wait how'd that get there
Septentrionalis non sufficit
[BREAKING NEWS] The Allied States of Makedunia has officially declared independence from The Federation's States of Norther Macedonia! Could this be the start of another civil war? [BREAKING NEWS] | Normonia 27°, Helmshire 16°, Nestmia 23°, East Make City 20°
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Great United States
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Posts: 343
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great United States » Mon May 30, 2022 8:59 pm

tool 9/10 is a curvy,limp looking dagger
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Empire Culture America

The US but more European influenced and extra fancy,plus a decent bit of WW1 culture
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Also,remember "the American dream"?where everyone was rich and free,that was a reality in this nations universe
★E pluribus★unum★
Overhauling Factbooks in progress
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Wizards United
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Posts: 0
Founded: May 21, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wizards United » Sun Jun 05, 2022 6:09 pm

tool pi is a magcial army knife containing the elder wand, all the potion ingredients, all the textbooks, all sizes and types of cauldron, and anything else you could possibly need at hogwarts
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Trivega
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Posts: 4
Founded: May 10, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Trivega » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:26 pm

Tool 12 is an abacus, so we can keep track of the number of tools easier.
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"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"
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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:31 pm

13 is regular Swiss army knife, so you have a Swiss army knife in your army knife
The flatworm will give an orange
for he is the true ruler
F**k you Israel you are unique again
Hegemony over Gabon and Ghana is good right?
(NS Stats are canon unless otherwise noted)
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Bears Armed
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20834
Founded: Jun 01, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:36 pm

Tool 14 is a 'Universal Translator'.
The Confrederated Clans (and other Confrederated Bodys) of the Free Bears of Bears Armed
(includes The Ursine NorthLands) Demonym = Bear[s]; adjective = ‘Urrsish’.
Population = just under 20 million. Economy = only Thriving. Average Life expectancy = c.60 years. If the nation is classified as 'Anarchy' there still is a [strictly limited] national government... and those aren't "biker gangs", they're traditional cross-Clan 'Warrior Societies', generally respected rather than feared.
Author of some GA Resolutions, via Bears Armed Mission; subject of an SC resolution.
Factbook. We have more than 70 MAPS. Visitors' Guide.
The IDU's WA Drafting Room is open to help you.
Author of issues #429, 712, 729, 934, 1120, 1152, 1474, 1521.
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Octahedralia
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Posts: 18
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Octahedralia » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:37 pm

Tool 15 is a banhammer
you may now access
THE OCTAHEDRON

Years lasted: 1
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Trivega
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Posts: 4
Founded: May 10, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Trivega » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:38 pm

Tool 16 is a Rubiks cube, for Funsies.
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"
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Gothian Crimea
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 451
Founded: Sep 04, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Gothian Crimea » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:41 pm

Tool 17 is a harpoon gun.
Come out, the WA has passed a resolution. Actions will be taken to bring your nation into compliance.
I HATE THE ANTICHIRST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Gothian Embassy | Cygnus Arms Selling guns, or producing yours | D~Koi Selling decoy holograms, combat holograms, and both at the same time
I have many other nations. I treat this like a hub nation, so generally they will have Gothian Crimea in their sig.
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New Northwesteros
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Posts: 142
Founded: May 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Northwesteros » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:41 pm

Tool 18 is a katana
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SOUTH OLPEN
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby SOUTH OLPEN » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:42 pm

Tool 17 is a helicopter
The Scezonian Telegram Olpen Leaves Global Entene |  Coup Overthrows Galapagos; To Hold Election Soon  |  Zarnicovia Occupied by Russia, Armenia

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.
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New Northwesteros
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Founded: May 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Northwesteros » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:42 pm

Tool 20 - memory eraser thing from MIB
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Hyidai
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Posts: 76
Founded: May 16, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hyidai » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:47 pm

Tool 21 is a punch dagger made of plastic.
A nation set in the Carribean, after an independence war with a nation on a coast of Central America.
Hurricane Wyatt approaches coast, alarm sounded as supplies are spread throughout the nation by the government.
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Nolo gap
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Founded: Sep 21, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nolo gap » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:50 pm

tool 22 is a sonic screwdriver
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The United Penguin Commonwealth
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Founded: Feb 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby The United Penguin Commonwealth » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:52 pm

Tool #23 is a Posidriv screwdriver.

Alignment: LibLeft
Ideology: Libertarian Social Democracy
8values: results
LeftValues: results
Compass: results
SapplyValues: results
InfValues: results

Heloin wrote:If your faith is hatred towards other people for being born a way then your faith isn’t worth a whole lot.

Kannap wrote:Gotta deny people are born gay because then you have to wrestle with the idea that if people are born gay then its by God's design and, if such, serves a God-given purpose and that doesn't mesh with God believing its a sin.
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Trivega
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Posts: 4
Founded: May 10, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Trivega » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:53 pm

Tool 23 is a laser pointer that looks indistinguishable from tool #1
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"
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New Northwesteros
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Posts: 142
Founded: May 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Northwesteros » Sun Jun 12, 2022 5:54 pm

Tool 25 is a tube of black lipstick. You can buy refills wherever this knife is sold.
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