Ask BN a oddly specific question

[Zizocia]

I’m assuming we’re gonna get a lot of ‘no’ answers here, but it’s fun to see what people ask.
You might want to say something a little bit extra so the answers don’t get too boring (those don’t have to be oddly specific)
Here is a example
Nation 1: have you ever gone to bulgaria and eaten two cheese pizzas while on a bike?
Nation 2: no, I’m actually gluten free. Have you ever done a handstand in Antarctica while complaining about pineapples?
Nation 3: nope! I can’t even do a handstand! Do you like eating the crumbs of toast with a spoon while there is a tsunami?
And, so on

I’ll start:
Have you ever dyed your hair purple and then went on a roller coaster at 3:41?

[Soveiniesberg]

No.


Have you ever died while standing on a coffee table?

[Free Ravensburg]

No

What happened on June 4, 1989 in Tiananmen Square?

[The Jamesian Republic]

The protests in Tiananmen Square got violent when the military got involved and began killing protesters.

Nothing happened. In fact it was the most boring uneventful day in human history. Actually there wasn’t a June 4th in 1989.


What do you think about Alabamians?

[Frisemark]

I don’t think about people from Alabama. It doesn’t get brought up much anymore. Maybe just racism? But Arkansas is more famous for that nowadays.

What is the rough circumference of your right ear canal?

[Unitria]

The same as everyone else's ear canals, I suppose.
Unless you happen to have abnormally large ear canals, or even just on the right.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

[Belka United]

I have no clue since I didn't eat breakfast

have you ever wanted to be in a sci-fi series where the main character is mute and also a psychopath?

[Soveiniesberg]

No???


Have you ever stood on a coffee table, a dark coloured coffee table?

[Free Ravensburg]

No

Where were you on the day of April 24, 1915?

[Belka United]

Something about celebrating winning the Osean war idk

have you ever fought in a war as a mercenary against an enemy that uses their air force as the main force?

[Attack Helicopter]

Something about celebrating winning the Osean war idk

have you ever fought in a war as a mercenary against an enemy that uses their air force as the main force?

Yes, multiple times.

What was the evilest prank you did on someone?

[Hamidiye]

This reminds me of a meme... how do attack helicopters procreate?

[Free Ravensburg]

I haven’t actually done any pranks, as weird as it seems.

Have you ever sucked up developer from a copier with a shop vac, and made a mess of an office

[Trivega]

I don't think I've ever Owned a copier, a shop vac, or... an Office.

What was the last thing you held in your left hand?

[Soveiniesberg]

a bowl of chewy fruit candy


Last TV show you've watched/Last movie you've watched?

[Socialist Ancomistan]

Last T.V show was Cobra Kai

Do you believe the world has more doors, or wheels?

[Great United States]

Wheels

What was the last thing that touched your elbow?

[Kahekordne Union of Spib]

A door

BN, did you happen to find a box filled with lip balm, ostrich eggs, and green onions. I need it for something that I refuse to disclose

[Belka United]

Yes, actually I set it on fire with napalm

Have you ever had a war that ended up with the 'good guys' doing more war crimes than the 'bad guys'

[Free Ravensburg]

No.

Have you been on a flight circa September 11, 2001, in NYC?

[Zizocia]

Nope, I’ve never been on a plane

Have you ever been to the beach while eating a shoe flavoured lolly and met someone called ‘James’?

[Remulia]

Nope

Have you told a dad joke sometime?

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

No, I didn't get a haircut. I GOT THEM ALL CUT.

Did you know that Uranus was almost called George?

[Free Ravensburg]

Yes. Did I laugh. Probably

Ninja’d no

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the state mandated femboy?

[Dollystana]

No, but I'd like to.

Have you ever had a pet beaver named "Sparky"?