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Arpasia
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NS Magazine

Postby Arpasia » Tue Apr 26, 2022 11:40 pm

Yep, one of those threads. But instead of cities, towers, bunkers, hotels, etc., we'll be doing a magazine this time, so let me give you all reading this thread a quick run-down on how this thread works:

Nation 1 wrote:
Page #1 is the front cover of the magazine.


Nation 2 wrote:
Page #2 talks about the life of a celebrity.


So, let's begin!

Page #1 is the front cover of the magazine.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

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New Northwesteros
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Postby New Northwesteros » Tue Apr 26, 2022 11:42 pm

Page 2: a highly suggestive ad for perfume
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Insulamia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:52 am

Page 3 is filled with small ads that are all in Mandarin Chinese.
please read my factbooks
the IIWiki ones too
A MT island nation in the North Atlantic, colonised by France and Britain. Bilingual, socialistic, multicultural, and generally just a nice place to be.
NSstats are not officially canon but I do not care
One small embassy topic, one giant leap away from F7.
- Neil Armstrong, inventor of the Armstrong River
COMMONWEALTH OF
⚜⚜ INSULAMIA ⚜⚜
Headlines from Fincastershire, Henria, 17 May 2022
‎ Vicksby 19° ☁ ‎‎ Fincaster couple feared dead after going missing on a hike in Grandmountain | Ukrainians retreat from Mariupol after three months of fighting | Far-right protests break out in Newmere | Local boy fires watergun at PM Canning as he passes through Jillstown ‎
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Tinhampton
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Anarchy

Postby Tinhampton » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:53 am

Page 4 is the table of contents. Don't ask how they've managed to fit so many descriptions onto Page 4.
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 319,372): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP); Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador

Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607
Other achievements: Cup of Harmony 73 champions; Philosopher-Queen of Sophia; possibly very controversial; *author of the most popular WA resolution ever
Who am I, really? 46yo Tory woman w/Asperger's; Cambridge graduate; currently reading nothing much
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The Republic of Western Sol
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Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:56 am

Page 5 is filled with suggestive images of the Solarian G2, oo la la
Buy my guns, Damnit!
We here at Western sol would like to personally welcome you here, check out the unique scenery, the technological marvels, the mass religious sacrifice and human rights violations, the beautiful architecture and the always warm weather!

We pride ourselves on our cutting- edge, mostly Benevolent empire, where we commit war crimes on our enemies and put comedic sound effects on the footage! No, seriously, it’s one of the highest rated daytime TV shows here, just below UNN!
Benevolent Autocracy
A system that pleases the masses and maintains control.

Stability: +50
War Support: +50%
Political Power Gain: +25%
Production Efficiency: +25%
Daily Democracy Support: -25%
we use NS stats
Furry UwU
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New Northwesteros
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby New Northwesteros » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:08 am

Page 6: Letters to the Editor

OP: Maybe we should set a max number of pages, and beyond that is another issue? We don't wanna turn this into a phone book lol
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Ancient Troll-tec
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ancient Troll-tec » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:46 am

Page 7: advertisements for the "Your Mother Fanclub"
Home of the legendary Mega Trollge.
"I will peg you to death" - Mega Trollge
Ancient Troll-tec was discovered in March of 2021 but colonized in November. The god of trolling, Mega Trollge, has laid dormant in the city for thousands of years, as a sufficient amount of trolling has been achieved throughout history. Recently, though, amounts of trolling have crashed, birthing the event "The Ancient Troll-quinox", which is on the 22nd of September every year.
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Arpasia
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Postby Arpasia » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:48 pm

Page #7 is a news article about slavery in Factbooks and National Information.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Belka United
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Ex-Nation

Postby Belka United » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:49 pm

Page #8 is full of Ads of Gründer Industries products
Ave Belka!

Member of the GCN

Code: Select all
Belka did nothing wrong OBC is fake news. Free south Belka! Belka will one day be whole again!

<<Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>

<<Landing a clean shot on a difficult target! that's what makes it elegant! That is true beauty!>>

<<A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition. Add to that lots of people and a precise aim. Then sprinkle death over all of it, and the formula is complete!>>

<<All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>
<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>
<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>
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Reorganized Portugal
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Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reorganized Portugal » Wed Apr 27, 2022 7:48 pm

Page #9 is a full page advertisement to visit Reorganized Portugal.
Reorganized Kingdom of Portugal
Capital: Lisbon | Religion: Roman Catholic | TLA: POR
Overview | Constitution | Embassy Program
RTP International News: Nacradian President comes out as transgender | Among Us 2 sells 20 million copies | W h y

RTP Domestic News: Crown Prince Afonso's wife Maria ill | Whales spotted in Madeira | Parliament rejects anti-smoking law
Twilight's Last Gleaming
Congressman Daniel P. Kaheo'ole (D-HI-2)

Nation in Turmoil
Jose Antonio Rabellino
Year: 2026
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A Fun gi
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Founded: Feb 23, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby A Fun gi » Wed Apr 27, 2022 7:52 pm

Page #10 is about what happens to dead bodies and how they look like

Page #10 is about recent scientific discoveries on Fungi
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Arpasia
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Postby Arpasia » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:30 am

Page #10 is filled with news surrounding the disappearance of a container ship, along with unfiltered speculation by the news outlet who wrote the article.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Communist Beijing Must be China
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Founded: May 16, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:33 am

Page 11 is about The Sun Vanished Arc in NS TV Show II.
Communist Beijing Must Be China, preferably wanted to be called Cryopathia or CBMC. Most preferred as Cryopathia.
I'm FUSE (Federated Union of the Siberian Empire) ,Basaltia and Seasalandia on Anarchy RP (No Rules RP 2). Sir Helmeiner V is the president, and Spadian III is the vice president. This doesn't apply to Anarchy RP.
Insulamia wrote:Hammer and sickle but it's made from two random sticks I found at the park
Insulamia wrote:a clown got turned into stone and then his head got chopped off and then the head got sent into orbit
Sapply said I'm exactly centrist lolololol did I hax life!?!?! lolololol
Reploid swears a lot, but I can't find his legendary mod warning. could anyone find it pls? :(
I use Light Mode, don't question it.
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Gemocratic Territories
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Founded: Apr 15, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Gemocratic Territories » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:38 am

Page 12 is full of cut-out coupons for a retail chain that has recently gone bankrupt
CRYSTALLINE TIMES | Parliament calls for major tax reform, inadvertently puts end to corporate grip on central government | Rioting in streets as government undergoes massive change in structure [factbook to be written] | Investigation launched into CAI after new unique aircraft sees abnormally high midflight failure rate | Workers begin to unionize amidst collapse of corporate bordello | First 'unsponsored' candidate to run for presidency next election | Military mobilized around Parliamentary Building amidst rioting in the capital

Gemmunist States - canonically breakaway revolutionaries
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Meadowfields
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Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Meadowfields » Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:57 am

Page 14 is full of hot takes from teenagers who don't know anything about politics
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The Republic of Meadowfields
Nous nous relèverons des larmes du passé
Overview | Politics | Religion | Trivia
News ✉ | Disappearances and faceless bodies along the Meadowfieldian-Kyurtese border linked to wanted serial killer who escaped prison in 2004; death toll at around 450 | Historic castle in Ordieaucourt destroyed after large thunderstorm | High Council of Fascist Bourlounge votes against motion to surrender to Bugaria, calls for citizens to take arms | Plane carrying 458 refugees from Ashbrid freeze crashes after takeoff due to engine freeze, 342 passengers and all crew dead | Weather ☀ | Meadowfields City ☔ -6°/-9°C | Ashbrid ❄ -76°/-84°C | Teshig ⛅ 20°/13°C | Goofariask ☀ 3°/-5°C | Orkhusgol ⛅ 17°/11°C |
Proud degenerate leftist
Feeling better today :)
Won't tell you my age or other details, cope
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Calihuila
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Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Calihuila » Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:00 am

Page 15 is an ad for Max Barry's newest book, Discordia.
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Ilkhatova
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Founded: Apr 23, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ilkhatova » Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:02 am

Page #16 is about Soviet battle tanks.
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Nova Catania
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Nova Catania » Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:04 am

Pages 17 and 18 are a spread that is a conspiracy wall printed on the page, with red line connecting newspaper clippings, maps, blurry photos with “UFO” written and arrows pointing at a circled item on the picture, as well as sticky notes all over the place. Photos of Elvis Preseley, JFK’s car, the pyramids, birds sitting on a power line, and a map with Finland notably omitted.
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Vladimir Putin is a really bad guy, like a real mean dude.
In all seriousness, though, I hope the people of Ukraine can stay safe.

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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Apr 29, 2022 10:29 am

Page 19 is an ad for the movie, A Fish Full of Dollars.
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New Wolvers
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:04 am

page 20 is an article about why werewolves are misunderstood creatures and are nothing more than grown up temporary doggos.
II Wiki page of the Nation
Embassy Program (answer whenever I want)
NS Stats are Russian propaganda, and I was always right about it as of recent uh?
NWFNews 24 (not active) | I make designs only when in mood

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Arpasia
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arpasia » Fri Apr 29, 2022 3:39 pm

Page #21 is an ad for a soft drink which includes a high-quality image of the canned product.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Azinora
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Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Azinora » Fri Apr 29, 2022 4:37 pm

Pages 22 to 24 are an article on the culture of ancient Babylonia.
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Alkamataikeyah
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Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Alkamataikeyah » Thu May 05, 2022 2:01 pm

Page 25 is a rant by a Canadian guy attempting to debunk the existence of Lady Godiva.
Cyberdelic Anarchy
A patchwork of pan-indigenous futurist queer vegan hippie virtual communes.
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Arpasia
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Postby Arpasia » Fri May 06, 2022 4:40 pm

Page #26 is a nicely done vacation brochure for the province of Puerto del Este, made and published by the Puerto del Este Senate, which includes tourist attractions and recommended hotels to stay in.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Nova Universo
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Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nova Universo » Fri May 13, 2022 4:35 am

Page 27 is an advertisement by Marshay, Nova Universo's premier luxury goods retailer, showcasing the newest selections from their widely-sourced specialist inventories. On prominent display is a Quiffany and Co.'s wet-look diamond and pearl necklace retailing for V 69.420,23 plus tax.
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