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Smoothie Sale! (Closed)

Postby Floofybit » Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:26 am

With the summer months coming up in a large array of northern-hemisphered nations, the sale of cold cuisine had never been so high! While other nations specialize in ice cream and frosted drinks, Floofybit gets their culture from their world ranked smoothies! Right now is the best time to buy the smoothies so get your hands on the world's best smoothie! (Voted 8th in 2021 in the world)

Flavour:
Amount of Flavour:
Size (S,M,L):
Special Requests:
(Copy This For Every Flavour Needed)


Mango Magic: Mangos, Mango Juice, Orange Juice, Strawberries, Tangerines, Pineapple, Vanilla Yoghurt

Tangerine Dream (most popular): Tangerines, Tangerine Juice, Orange Juice, Orange Sherbet, Orange Cream Yoghurt, Mango Juice

Strawberry Swirl: Strawberries, Raspberries, Cherry Juice, Strawberry Sorbet, Vanilla Yoghurt, Blackberries

Tropical Twine: Pineapple, Coconut, Pineapple Juice, Pineapple Sorbet, Banana, Vanilla Yoghurt, Peach Juice Lemon Juice, Passion Fruit

Banana Bop: Bananas, Banana Ice Cream, Strawberry Yoghurt, Strawberries, Raspberries, Milk

Kiwi Sphere: Kiwis, Kiwi Juice, Vanilla Yoghurt, Pineapple, Strawberry, Orange Juice, Kiwi Sorbet, Peach Juice

Rainbow Dash: Orange Juice, Strawberry Sorbet, Lemon Juice, Kiwi, Banana, Raspberry, Starfruit, Vanilla Yoghurt


Lemon Lime Sky: Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Lemon Lime Sorbet, Starfruit, Vanilla Yoghurt

Power Mix: Blueberries, Pomegranate Juice, Blueberry Yoghurt, Acai Fruit, Cherry Juice

Melon Master: Watermelon, Watermelon Juice, Cherry Yoghurt, Watermelon Sorbet, Cherry Juice, Lemon Juice, Cantaloupe Juice, Peach Juice

Peanut Butter Heaven: Peanut Butter, Chocolate, Vanilla Yoghurt, Chocolate Pudding, Milk, Peanut Butter Ice Cream, Peanut Butter Chocolate Candies, Vanilla Ice Cream, Bananas

Peach Surf: Peach, Peach Juice, Lemon Juice, Orange Juice, Peach Yoghurt, Milk

Grapefruit Glade: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Vanilla Yoghurt

Valiant Vanilla: Vanilla Yoghurt, Orange Juice, Milk, Peach Juice, Peach Sorbet, Vanilla Ice Cream, Mangos

Price Upon Request
Thanks For Shopping With Us!

In celebration of the Refugia Olympics we are giving out reusable souvenir cups for a dollar extra each! Limited Time Only!
Last edited by Floofybit on Mon Dec 05, 2022 2:46 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Postby Floofybit » Fri Apr 22, 2022 9:45 am

*If you don't like any of the flavours you can edit them to make them more suitable for your taste. We can also create custom flavours for an increased price. The choice is yours!
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:10 pm

A wiry individual from the Ministry of International Trade, Tourism and Investing decides to spend some time perusing the economics and trade forum after filing several applications to establish airline connections with nations in prominent regions, those which both have the highest average economic output and which are the most overcrowded and in dire need for a cultured environmental getaway. Unfortunately, Qlu Femme had worked poor Saīpu Feıya (Swapoo Feeya) to the point of needing a cultured getaway himself. Upon his perusal, he notes a sign reading "Smoothie Sale" and is intrigued.

Swapoo Feeya wrote:"Why hello there! Swapoo Feeya - you can call me Swaps. That's what all the cool kids from outside of Jutsa get to call me, anyway. I'm interested in your fine establishment - but I wanted to ask you a few things before I commit to anything.

For starters, I'd like to know what the price is for your mango magics and strawberry swirls. I'm thinking of getting one for myself and one for my daughtor. Actually, a power mix might be the fix I need later in the evening, so I wouldn't mind a price check on that one as well.

Second, I don't suppose you can order in bulk? I've got a large nation of people who are ravenous for cheap and environmentally friendly imports, and they'd just love to have some of these exotic beverages. I wasn't sure if you operated on a small scale, such as you giving me a shlorp or two, or if you were in the business of operating in the dozens of thousands.

And to come back full circle, you wouldn't happen to have any lucrative discounts for bulk shipping by any chance?"
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:35 am

Getting back from fruit picking, Bostyn picks up the note and reads it. Smiling, he grabs a pen out and writes a note back to Justa.
Hey Swaps,
Sorry I couldn't get to you on Wednesday, that's usually our harvest day. For your first question, we have prices in three sizes, small (12oz), medium (16oz) and large (20oz). Our Mango Magic and Strawberry Swirl are easy to make so they're usually cheaper and faster to make. For small, they're 4.95NSD, medium are 5.45, and large are 5.85! I could kick those out really fast for you. For the Power Mix, it contains the rare Acai berry that takes a while to mix. When it is mixed, it tastes really good but is a little more expensive. Smalls are 5.25, mediums are 5.59 and larges are 5.95! As for your question about bulk, we usually only max out at 100 smoothies, but we do do smoothie packets for anything larger. You just have to mix them yourself. Smoothie packets are 8oz of any flavor and all you have to do is get a blender (and put it in the freezer)! They are usually 3.95NSD for an 8oz bag but in groups of 1000, they are only 2995NSD! Tell me if you'd like to order and I'll mix them up for you! And if you want custom flavours, let me know!
Thanks, Boston
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Postby Great United States » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:39 am

Flavour:Melon Master
Amount of Flavour:3 or 4 cups
Special Requests:put some extra mint in it
(Copy This For Every Flavour Needed)
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Postby The CubeLand » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:42 am

Flavour:Banana Bop
Amount of Flavour:2 Cups
Size (S,M,L):Large
Special Requests:N/A
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:43 am

Great United States wrote:Flavour:Melon Master
Amount of Flavour:3 or 4 cups
Special Requests:put some extra mint in it
(Copy This For Every Flavour Needed)

Hey Great United States! We'd love to make your order for you, were just wondering what size would be preferable for you, small, medium, or large? Sorry I didn't have sizes earlier. Tell us and we'll whip this up for you!!!
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Postby Great United States » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:46 am

Floofybit wrote:
Great United States wrote:Flavour:Melon Master
Amount of Flavour:3 or 4 cups
Special Requests:put some extra mint in it
(Copy This For Every Flavour Needed)

Hey Great United States! We'd love to make your order for you, were just wondering what size would be preferable for you, small, medium, or large? Sorry I didn't have sizes earlier. Tell us and we'll whip this up for you!!!


Large,our leader is a smoothie fan
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:00 am

Great United States wrote:
Floofybit wrote:Hey Great United States! We'd love to make your order for you, were just wondering what size would be preferable for you, small, medium, or large? Sorry I didn't have sizes earlier. Tell us and we'll whip this up for you!!!


Large,our leader is a smoothie fan

Order: Melon Master
Melon Master: Watermelon, Watermelon Juice, Cherry Yoghurt, Watermelon Sorbet, Cherry Juice, Lemon Juice, Cantaloupe Juice, Peach Juice

Boston begins by throwing a couple ice cubes in the blender and then grabs our a watermelon. He slices a row of it and puts the chunks into the blender. He grabs his homemade watermelon Sorbet out of the freezer and pours two scoops in. Peeling open a carton of cherry yogurt, he stirs it and pops the contents in. He gets out a different cup and mixes a delicious concoction of watermelon, cherry, lemon, cantoloupe, and peach juice. After stirring it, he pours it in the blender. He tops the mixture off with a few mint leaves and clicks blend. A loud whirr plays as the mixture mixes into a cold heaven. He clicks stop and pour the smooth drink into four separate cups.
Here's your smoothies friend! I really hope you enjoy them. Melon Master is one of my favourites. That'll be 26.95NSD, if that's okay! Thanks for buying with us!
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Postby Drakonk » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:03 am

When a Draconian WA congressman passed by the smoothie store he immediately knew he had to buy one:
I want an grapefruit glade medium with Cream and sprinkles please. Thank you
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:10 am

Drakonk wrote:When a Draconian WA congressman passed by the smoothie store he immediately knew he had to buy one:
I want an grapefruit glade medium with Cream and sprinkles please. Thank you

Price: 5.45NSD
Order: Grapefruit Glade: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Vanilla Yoghurt
Boston loved making this one. Grapefruits were nice to work with. Boston sliced the grapefruit in half and spoons the insides out, placing them into the ice. Scooping a bit of vanilla yoghurt into the blender, he pours grapefruit juice and a bit of pomegranate juice. Boston poured cream on top and listened to that satisfying whirr. After the mixture was done, Boston poured the smoothie into a cup and placed on a straw and a little pink umbrella. He shook out some sprinkles on top and handed it to the delegate. Hope you enjoy!
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Postby The CubeLand » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:17 am

Floofybit wrote:
Drakonk wrote:When a Draconian WA congressman passed by the smoothie store he immediately knew he had to buy one:

Price: 5.45NSD
Order: Grapefruit Glade: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Vanilla Yoghurt
Boston loved making this one. Grapefruits were nice to work with. Boston sliced the grapefruit in half and spoons the insides out, placing them into the ice. Scooping a bit of vanilla yoghurt into the blender, he pours grapefruit juice and a bit of pomegranate juice. Boston poured cream on top and listened to that satisfying whirr. After the mixture was done, Boston poured the smoothie into a cup and placed on a straw and a little pink umbrella. He shook out some sprinkles on top and handed it to the delegate. Hope you enjoy!

Where's my order?
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Postby Drakonk » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:34 am

Floofybit wrote:
Drakonk wrote:When a Draconian WA congressman passed by the smoothie store he immediately knew he had to buy one:

Price: 5.45NSD
Order: Grapefruit Glade: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Juice, Pomegranate Juice, Vanilla Yoghurt
Boston loved making this one. Grapefruits were nice to work with. Boston sliced the grapefruit in half and spoons the insides out, placing them into the ice. Scooping a bit of vanilla yoghurt into the blender, he pours grapefruit juice and a bit of pomegranate juice. Boston poured cream on top and listened to that satisfying whirr. After the mixture was done, Boston poured the smoothie into a cup and placed on a straw and a little pink umbrella. He shook out some sprinkles on top and handed it to the delegate. Hope you enjoy!

He gets the smoothie says thank you gives him the money and goes while happily slurping the smoothie.
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Postby Negara Melayu Raya » Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:35 am

Several students from Greater Malaya who happened to be in Floofybit came across this store and decided to buy some smoothies.

Flavour: Strawberry Swirl
Amount of Flavour: 2 cups
Size (S,M,L): M
Special Requests: N/A

Flavour: Strawberry Swirl
Amount of Flavour: 4 cups
Size (S,M,L): L
Special Requests: N/A

Flavour: Mango Magic
Amount of Flavour: 2 cups
Size (S,M,L): M
Special Requests: N/A
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 12:34 pm

The CubeLand wrote:Flavour:Banana Bop
Amount of Flavour:2 Cups
Size (S,M,L):Large
Special Requests:N/A

Price: 11.65NSD
Order: Banana Bop: Bananas, Banana Ice Cream, Strawberry Yoghurt, Strawberries, Raspberries, Milk

Boston apologizes for the long wait. "I've been really busy with something today. Sorry about that. I'll make this one extra special for you!" Boston grabs out some chilled bananas and flicks them into the blender. He puts in three scoops of banana ice cream and spoons in the yoghurt. He then puts a mixture of fresh strawberries and raspberries and tops it off with milk. The satisfying whirr plays and then he pours it into two large cups. Here you go! I hope you love it
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:48 pm

Negara Melayu Raya wrote:Several students from Greater Malaya who happened to be in Floofybit came across this store and decided to buy some smoothies.

Flavour: Strawberry Swirl
Amount of Flavour: 2 cups
Size (S,M,L): M
Special Requests: N/A

Flavour: Strawberry Swirl
Amount of Flavour: 4 cups
Size (S,M,L): L
Special Requests: N/A

Flavour: Mango Magic
Amount of Flavour: 2 cups
Size (S,M,L): M
Special Requests: N/A

Price: 45.20NSD 36.15NSD
Order: Mango Magic: Mangos, Mango Juice, Orange Juice, Strawberries, Tangerines, Pineapple, Vanilla Yoghurt (Mx2)
Strawberry Swirl: Strawberries, Raspberries, Cherry Juice, Strawberry Sorbet, Vanilla Yoghurt, Blackberries (Mx2, Lx4)

Boston grabs out 4 Mediums and 4 Larges and puts them on the table. He starts with the Strawberry Swirl. Plugging in two blenders, he makes some small talk. "How have you all been doing? Hope it's been a good day for you." He puts ice into each of the blenders and a mixture of strawberries and raspberries. As he reaches into the cold storage, he talks some more. "My days been pretty busy. I've gotten more sales that I ever have before!" He pours in the cherry juice and puts in 2 scoops of strawberry Sorbet. He plops in a carton of vanilla yoghurt and adds the blackberries last. The satisfying whirr plays of the spinning blender as Boston grabs two medium cups and four large cups. Here pours the smoothie into each of the cups and hands them to the students. As he cleans out the blenders he talks a bit more. "So it looks like you guys are students. Have you been having a nice time 'round Floofybit? It's truly a paradise in my opinion. Have you been keeping up your studies? Eh, I'm just kidding. I'm sure you're having fun on vacation." He puts a magenta straw and tiny umbrella onto each of the cups and makes the Mango Magic. He puts ice into the clean blender and drops in some chilled mangos. He pours in mango and orange juice from the cold storage and then places in some chilled strawberries. He puts some tangerine slices in and cuts up a pineapple wedge. As he plops in the yoghurt, he speaks again. "I could give you guys a student discount if you want. 20% off I'd say." The satisfying whirr plays and he pours the blender contents into two medium cups. "Good choice y'all. Strawberry Swirl has always been a popular one. And Mango Magic is so good!" He puts a orange cream colored straw and an orange tiny umbrella onto to smoothies. "Paper towels are over there if you need them."
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Urgent!

Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 4:36 pm

Store is closing in 1 hour until Monday! Place your orders now while the ingredients are still fresh!
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Postby Floofybit » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:28 pm

The store is now closed until Monday. Happy slurping!
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Postby Jutsa » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:45 pm

Swapoo reads the sticky note, to a little dismay for having waited so late to get his hands on the presumably delicious smoothies. Rushing back to the storefront, it seems the entire place is closed down until Monday. Alas. He jots down on a sticky note from the same pack as last time and puts it on the doorfront. Fortunately the adhesive is strong enough to withstand rain and unwanted robbery, but as a downside leaves quite a mark upon any removal attempt. Alas.

Swapoo Feeya wrote:My my, I seem to have run late again. I'm afraid Thursdays are the days I take a siesta. Unfortunately, so is almost every other day of the week.

I will take a medium of the strawberry swirl and a large of your mango magic when you have the chance. I'd also like a small power mix, aaand - heck, how's about an 8oz bag of valiant vanilla for the road? I can pay you those in cash upfront as soon as they are ready!

As for your mixes, yeah, I think that'd be fantastic for the offices back in Jutsa! They've already given me the go-ahead to purchase 1,000 bags - of each flavor! That'll be 14,000 bags for 41,930NSD. We really want to make sure we stock up large for the winter when we get the right kind of snow for our smoothies, y'know?

Thanks a great bunch, Bostyn; we'll be doin' business with ya in the future, no doubt!
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Postby Trolleborg » Sun Dec 04, 2022 4:20 am

Greetings!
It's Morten Glass, CEO of Trolleborg International Airport (TIA). Our airport is one of the hubs of international traffic in the multiverse, and we invite your business to open shop on our premises.

Regards, Morten Glass

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Thaw » Sun Dec 04, 2022 4:26 am

Say I wanted to break the world record for largest smoothie, could you fulfil that order?


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