SLAVE SALE! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

[Fenwick Foundation]

The Fenwick Foundation is holding a slave sale. For every slave you buy, you get another one free. 'Free' refers to the cost of the slave and not them being free as in no longer a slave. Unlike the extortionists in Yusufzai Swat and elsewhere, we have low prices. Manual labourers $500, domestic workers $1k, skilled workers $10k, educated professionals $50k. And no, you can't buy a manual labourer and get an educated professional free.

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[Nitrana]

Why. Shouldn’t we propose something that outlaws slave trading within the WA?

[Fenwick Foundation]

Why. Shouldn’t we propose something that outlaws slave trading within the WA?

"That legislation already exists," says George Fenwick. "We just don't care."

[Mestovakia]

I'll take your entire stock. If they mysteriously become free people, that has nothing to do with us.

[Fenwick Foundation]

I'll take your entire stock. If they mysteriously become free people, that has nothing to do with us.

George Fenwick explains that the cost of this would, to say the least, be mildly prohibitive. "Think of a very, very large number. Then double it. That's still nowhere near the number of slaves we've got. Also, we don't really care if you free them. We're still getting paid."

[Mestovakia]

I'll take your entire stock. If they mysteriously become free people, that has nothing to do with us.

George Fenwick explains that the cost of this would, to say the least, be mildly prohibitive. "Think of a very, very large number. Then double it. That's still nowhere near the number of slaves we've got. Also, we don't really care if you free them. We're still getting paid."

Think of that number you quoted. Triple it. That's allowance money for us.

[Nitrana]

Why. Shouldn’t we propose something that outlaws slave trading within the WA?

"That legislation already exists," says George Fenwick. "We just don't care."

Then this must come into place, I’m afraid:

THE NITRANAN MINISTRY OF HUMAN RIGHTS

The Holy Archduchy of Nitrana, appalled, disgusted and angered by the deeds of the Fenwick Foundation(furthermore referred to as the FF), hereby imposes an ultimatum to the FF:
1. Any and all governmental slaver trade shall cede immediately
2. The FF shall release all governmental slaves within their possession, and shall pay reparations to the hurt slaves.
3. The FF shall join the intermultiversal fight against slavery.
If any of these requests are not fulfilled within 3 hours, a full on war and invasion can and will be thought about by the Nitranan Ministry of Defense.

[Airden Cartel]

The Airden Cartel would like to purchase the Fenwick Foundation's entire stock of child slaves. If mothers must be purchased alongside child slaves, this is acceptable, but if it is not required we will only take children. Whatever Mestovakia is paying, we'll double that.

[Fenwick Foundation]

George Fenwick explains that the cost of this would, to say the least, be mildly prohibitive. "Think of a very, very large number. Then double it. That's still nowhere near the number of slaves we've got. Also, we don't really care if you free them. We're still getting paid."

Think of that number you quoted. Triple it. That's allowance money for us.

George Fenwick, while sceptical, does still remember the time Ausitoria was scammed out of $40 trillion, and that such money does exist. He demands proof and basic information on what, exactly, this 'Mestovakia' is.

The Airden Cartel would like to purchase the Fenwick Foundation's entire stock of child slaves. If mothers must be purchased alongside child slaves, this is acceptable, but if it is not required we will only take children. Whatever Mestovakia is paying, we'll double that.

Per safeguarding policy, George Fenwick wants to know why they want children.

[Giraffeton]

"That legislation already exists," says George Fenwick. "We just don't care."

Then this must come into place, I’m afraid:

THE NITRANAN MINISTRY OF HUMAN RIGHTS

The Holy Archduchy of Nitrana, appalled, disgusted and angered by the deeds of the Fenwick Foundation(furthermore referred to as the FF), hereby imposes an ultimatum to the FF:
1. Any and all governmental slaver trade shall cede immediately
2. The FF shall release all governmental slaves within their possession, and shall pay reparations to the hurt slaves.
3. The FF shall join the intermultiversal fight against slavery.
If any of these requests are not fulfilled within 3 hours, a full on war and invasion can and will be thought about by the Nitranan Ministry of Defense.

it shall be great to watch this war when neither of you have particularly high defence forces

[Fenwick Foundation]

"That legislation already exists," says George Fenwick. "We just don't care."

Then this must come into place, I’m afraid:

THE NITRANAN MINISTRY OF HUMAN RIGHTS

The Holy Archduchy of Nitrana, appalled, disgusted and angered by the deeds of the Fenwick Foundation(furthermore referred to as the FF), hereby imposes an ultimatum to the FF:
1. Any and all governmental slaver trade shall cede immediately
2. The FF shall release all governmental slaves within their possession, and shall pay reparations to the hurt slaves.
3. The FF shall join the intermultiversal fight against slavery.
If any of these requests are not fulfilled within 3 hours, a full on war and invasion can and will be thought about by the Nitranan Ministry of Defense.

George Fenwick laughs. "Nitrana! Didn't their puppet get overthrown by Hereward the Woke? A dormouse could take them in a fight, let alone the Fenwick Foundation. But we will generously concede to their first and second demands."

[Arpasia]

The Arpasian Government has been notified of the recent actions carried out by an organization formally known as The Fenwick Foundation, which has been revealed to be another pro-slavery society largely due to the fact that they are quite open in selling slaves. In response to this, the government, on behalf of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Economics and The Foreign Affairs Advisory, formally condemns the Fenwick Foundation for their self-established slave market, and would like to remind the upper echelons of the Fenwick Foundation of the horrors of slavery. It has been agreed upon that the practice of slavery is an example of basic human rights violations, discrimination against ethnic groups, and a practice that has been largely shunned upon by the multiverse's populace. And as Arpasia is a very anti-slavery nation, the next course of action that will be taken by the government would be imposing a trade blockade and economic sanction against the Fenwick Foundation, and delivering an ultimatum to the Fenwick Foundation's upper echelons: Cease the selling of slaves and relinquish all pro-slavery sentiments within the organization, or face the might of Arpasia. As of bow, the Arpasian Government is notifying the upper leadership of ULIBOR and will await further instructions on how to proceed, while they wait, the Arpasian Government gives the Fenwick Foundation a chance to comply with the ultimatum before ULIBOR has been fully notified, the deadline to do so is set to be on March 24, 2022.

[Westmonkwick]

Buyer: Basil De Fawtly Esq.
Order:
500 manual labourers and 250 skilled workers to do repairs,
100 domestic workers

Buyer:
The Westmonkwick Ladies’ College
Order:500 female domestic workers and 150 female educated professionals (teachers)


Buyer: the Lord-Chancellor Rupert FitzKing
Order:500 domestic workers, 10 accountants and a political advisor

[Fenwick Foundation]

The Arpasian Government has been notified of the recent actions carried out by an organization formally known as The Fenwick Foundation, which has been revealed to be another pro-slavery society largely due to the fact that they are quite open in selling slaves. In response to this, the government, on behalf of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Economics and The Foreign Affairs Advisory, formally condemns the Fenwick Foundation for their self-established slave market, and would like to remind the upper echelons of the Fenwick Foundation of the horrors of slavery. It has been agreed upon that the practice of slavery is an example of basic human rights violations, discrimination against ethnic groups, and a practice that has been largely shunned upon by the multiverse's populace. And as Arpasia is a very anti-slavery nation, the next course of action that will be taken by the government would be imposing a trade blockade and economic sanction against the Fenwick Foundation, and delivering an ultimatum to the Fenwick Foundation's upper echelons: Cease the selling of slaves and relinquish all pro-slavery sentiments within the organization, or face the might of Arpasia. As of bow, the Arpasian Government is notifying the upper leadership of ULIBOR and will await further instructions on how to proceed, while they wait, the Arpasian Government gives the Fenwick Foundation a chance to comply with the ultimatum before ULIBOR has been fully notified, the deadline to do so is set to be on March 24, 2022.

George Fenwick says the Fenwick Foundation obviously will not comply with the ultimatum and never will, and that they might as well just go ahead and notify ULIBOR now.

[Nitrana]

Then this must come into place, I’m afraid:

THE NITRANAN MINISTRY OF HUMAN RIGHTS

The Holy Archduchy of Nitrana, appalled, disgusted and angered by the deeds of the Fenwick Foundation(furthermore referred to as the FF), hereby imposes an ultimatum to the FF:
1. Any and all governmental slaver trade shall cede immediately
2. The FF shall release all governmental slaves within their possession, and shall pay reparations to the hurt slaves.
3. The FF shall join the intermultiversal fight against slavery.
If any of these requests are not fulfilled within 3 hours, a full on war and invasion can and will be thought about by the Nitranan Ministry of Defense.

George Fenwick laughs. "Nitrana! Didn't their puppet get overthrown by Hereward the Woke? A dormouse could take them in a fight, let alone the Fenwick Foundation. But we will generously concede to their first and second demands."

“On the other hand from you, Mr. Fenwick, we do not have slaves. Not those in the form of a puppet government, not those in the form of a human. Now, if I understand, you do agree to release all the slaves, as I understand from your message?” Says Diplomat Majovsky, which has been chosen for the solving of this crisis.

[Peoples Republic of Cheese land]

If there are still slaves I would like buy as many as I can.

[Fenwick Foundation]

Buyer: Basil De Fawtly Esq.
Order:
500 manual labourers and 250 skilled workers to do repairs,
100 domestic workers

Buyer:
The Westmonkwick Ladies’ College
Order:500 female domestic workers and 150 female educated professionals (teachers)


Buyer: the Lord-Chancellor Rupert FitzKing
Order:500 domestic workers, 10 accountants and a political advisor

$2,850,000 for De Fawlty, $8,000,000 for the college, and $1,050,000 for Lord Chancellor FitzKing. You also get double the slaves in each of the categories, per the sale.

[Glevenschester]

[nation][/nation]

Buyer: Basil De Fawtly Esq.
Order:
500 manual labourers and 250 skilled workers to do repairs,
100 domestic workers

Buyer:
The Westmonkwick Ladies’ College
Order:500 female domestic workers and 150 female educated professionals (teachers)


Buyer: the Lord-Chancellor Rupert FitzKing
Order:500 domestic workers, 10 accountants and a political advisor

$2,850,000 for De Fawlty, $8,000,000 for the college, and $1,050,000 for Lord Chancellor FitzKing. You also get double the slaves in each of the categories, per the sale.

“Thank you.”
-they pay-

[Fenwick Foundation]

George Fenwick laughs. "Nitrana! Didn't their puppet get overthrown by Hereward the Woke? A dormouse could take them in a fight, let alone the Fenwick Foundation. But we will generously concede to their first and second demands."

“On the other hand from you, Mr. Fenwick, we do not have slaves. Not those in the form of a puppet government, not those in the form of a human. Now, if I understand, you do agree to release all the slaves, as I understand from your message?” Says Diplomat Majovsky, which has been chosen for the solving of this crisis.

"No. We're not a government, so we were already abiding by your first two demands." George Fenwick laughs.

[Fenwick Foundation]

If there are still slaves I would like buy as many as I can.

Put an order in then.

[Airden Cartel]

Think of that number you quoted. Triple it. That's allowance money for us.

George Fenwick, while sceptical, does still remember the time Ausitoria was scammed out of $40 trillion, and that such money does exist. He demands proof and basic information on what, exactly, this 'Mestovakia' is.

The Airden Cartel would like to purchase the Fenwick Foundation's entire stock of child slaves. If mothers must be purchased alongside child slaves, this is acceptable, but if it is not required we will only take children. Whatever Mestovakia is paying, we'll double that.

Per safeguarding policy, George Fenwick wants to know why they want children.

We have very important business partners we intend to resell them to. We have very important close relations with these business partners, and they pay very good money for juvenile humanoids. It is detailed in our factbook here.

Do note that we are considering you for our business partner protection program. If you do conduct business with us, we will protect you from foreign invaders in order to protect our business interests.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

Buyer: Air Marshal Cleopatra Smith (please observe confidentiality)
Order:1,000 domestic workers, a PA, 120 manual labourers,
a doctor, a dentist, a World Assembly lawyer, and an accountant.

[Fenwick Foundation]

George Fenwick, while sceptical, does still remember the time Ausitoria was scammed out of $40 trillion, and that such money does exist. He demands proof and basic information on what, exactly, this 'Mestovakia' is.


Per safeguarding policy, George Fenwick wants to know why they want children.

We have very important business partners we intend to resell them to. We have very important close relations with these business partners, and they pay very good money for juvenile humanoids. It is detailed in our factbook here.

Do note that we are considering you for our business partner protection program. If you do conduct business with us, we will protect you from foreign invaders in order to protect our business interests.

"That's sick. We're not a certain political party, we don't eat kids and we don't send them to be eaten either."

[Fenwick Foundation]

Buyer: Air Marshal Cleopatra Smith (please observe confidentiality)
Order:1,000 domestic workers, a PA, 120 manual labourers,
a doctor, a dentist, a World Assembly lawyer, and an accountant.

OOC: What would Hereward the Woke think?

[Arpasia]

The Arpasian Government has been notified of the recent actions carried out by an organization formally known as The Fenwick Foundation, which has been revealed to be another pro-slavery society largely due to the fact that they are quite open in selling slaves. In response to this, the government, on behalf of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Economics and The Foreign Affairs Advisory, formally condemns the Fenwick Foundation for their self-established slave market, and would like to remind the upper echelons of the Fenwick Foundation of the horrors of slavery. It has been agreed upon that the practice of slavery is an example of basic human rights violations, discrimination against ethnic groups, and a practice that has been largely shunned upon by the multiverse's populace. And as Arpasia is a very anti-slavery nation, the next course of action that will be taken by the government would be imposing a trade blockade and economic sanction against the Fenwick Foundation, and delivering an ultimatum to the Fenwick Foundation's upper echelons: Cease the selling of slaves and relinquish all pro-slavery sentiments within the organization, or face the might of Arpasia. As of bow, the Arpasian Government is notifying the upper leadership of ULIBOR and will await further instructions on how to proceed, while they wait, the Arpasian Government gives the Fenwick Foundation a chance to comply with the ultimatum before ULIBOR has been fully notified, the deadline to do so is set to be on March 24, 2022.

George Fenwick says the Fenwick Foundation obviously will not comply with the ultimatum and never will, and that they might as well just go ahead and notify ULIBOR now.

In response to this, the Arpasian government, on behalf of the Ministry of War, Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Foreign Affairs Advisory and Upper leadership of the Armed Forces, bombs one of the main FF establishments using carpet bombs, final reports conclude that there are no survivors. In light of the bombing, the Arpasian government once again relays the ultimatum.