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Who we are
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Our parent company Tzínitech is at the forefront of biotechnological advancement. With subsidiaries charging full speed ahead in the fields of medical technology, genomics, and more, Tzínitech has opened a bottle full of incredible opportunities and possibilities.

We at Tzínitech Labor Solutions have one specific focus: getting work done while freeing up time for humans to follow their hearts’ desire from creative passions to athletic pursuits and even to the simplicity of spending time doing nothing. Many other companies pursue a mechanical edge for this pursuit but machines has never matched humanity in all of its abilities. A machine can excel in many specific tasks, but it is our view that life itself is and will always be the future. We want to support that.

What we do
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Our product line is well-known in many areas but is perhaps still novel or even unknown to much of the world. Consider if you will the constant need for manual labor whether it be in factories, fields, or even retail. That human touch simply cannot be beat no matter how many machines you employ.

Here we create labor fulfillment. Through our advancements in cloning technology, we seek to transfer cheaply the work that previously necessitated people and even unnecessarily-complex machinery.

The product

Our labor solutions are, to put it simply, unmatched in the entire world. You may view our menu of options here to find the product and licensing that works for you.

The cost of a human life

Assigning a monetary value to a living person has always been controversial, fraught with countless pitfalls. The cost for a non-person human, however, is far more straightforward. Using a complex algorithm, we have determined that the life of a person is worth approximately NSD$125,000 per year of quality life. Naturally quality life may vary from nation to nation as well as average lifespan, but there are many metrics available to remove obscurity from this equation.

Put simply, at NSD$125,000 per year of quality life, we can safely say that a living human person can be valued at as much as NSD$8.125 million. Consider this when you look into the slave trades of lesser nations; of course, those prices come at the cost of the removal of almost all years of quality life, untold wear and tear on each person’s body, and no guarantee of survival past the date of packaging: that’s right, your slave delivery could well arrive entirely expired.

But we are not selling people. We are selling living, human-sourced servitors without personhood. Clones without the spark of life where they too would lead better lives unburdened by the needs of labor.

The value of personhood

For starters, these clones have limited lifespans to remove all aspects of low quality life. They will function in full until they cease and are retired. This is not an exact science (biology never is!) but the average lifespan is 35 years. The first ten of these are as children with little utility, so we consider this to be 25 years of quality life. Were these biological laborers people, they would be valued at NS$3.125 million.

Lacking in personhood, however, the bar for quality of life sinks dramatically. These organic workhands have no need for entertainment, and don’t take nearly the pleasure as we do in choices and variety, in new experiences and nostalgic dives, in fine flavors and visual wonders.

Our advanced computations have unerringly placed the value here at NSD$12,500 per year of quality life (and you don’t even have to raise them!). This means that a “full run” of one of our products will cost as little as NSD$312,500 from delivery as a fully functioning job fulfillment system to its retirement 25 years later, just as operational as it was on Day 1.*


Will Tzínitech make me obsolete?


Of course not! Humanity needs people, not drudges and peons who mindlessly go about their tasks with no spirit or soul. Humanity does not survive without its art, its philosophy, its invention. Leadership, drive, and ambition from clever people are all needed everywhere, all of the time. For that matter, no attempt at automation has truly decreased the number of jobs to fill, it has only made them better, less reliant on constant time and overtime from you.

Your health is important, and managing one (or more!) of our productive, energetic work implementation units will add years onto your quality life that you didn’t know you could have.

Remember: at the end of the day, no one worries about whether or not slaves would replace them. Our modules are not only ethically sourced and maintained, but they harbor none of the ill-will, lack of efficient productivity, nor the security risks inherent to maintaining a base of slave labor. We are simply better.

You deserve better. You deserve Tzínitech.

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* Assuming proper care and maintenance. Tzínitech Labor Solutions makes no guarantees if instructions for use are not followed, but is willing to refund any payments made ahead of time as well as prorated reimbursements for years of partial service up to and including product reaching EoL (end of life)
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Order Form


Bulk and special orders may be easier handled by directly contacting our sales department. If you have a straightforward small order then you can use our simple transaction service below.

Code: Select all
Name of Buyer:
Nation of Origin:

Product Desired:
[_] Pattern Alpha: [number desired]
[_] Pattern Beta: [number desired]
[_] Pattern Gamma: [number desired]

Payment Plan:
[_] Lease ($12,500 per year per product unit with support from TLS)
[_] Annual Recurring ($12,500 per year per product unit)
[_] Payment in Full ($312,500 per product unit)

Nutritional Services:
[_] Hermogenes Diet Plan ($2 per serving) (Bulk pricing for single clone unit: $1,000 for a six-month supply)
-- Quantity:
[_] Alkaios Diet Plan ($3 per serving) (Bulk pricing for single clone unit: $1,600 for a six-month supply)
-- Quantity:
[_] Epaphroditos Diet Plan ($3 per serving) (Bulk pricing for single clone unit: $1,600 for a six-month supply)
-- Quantity:

Total:


Menu of Services


Please be aware that all prices are based around the assumption of small purchases of individual units. For bulk pricing please contact our sales representatives.

Our international launch consists of three primary models

Pattern Alpha "Hermogenes"
The Prótypo Alpha classification is created and nurtured primarily for endurance. More information can be found here. (link current unavailable)

Pattern Beta "Alkaios"
The Prótypo Beta classification is created and nurtured primarily for strength. More information can be found here. (link current unavailable)

Pattern Gamma "Epaphroditos"
The Prótypo Gamma classification is created and nurtured primarily for aesthetic appearance. More information can be found here. (link current unavailable)


The costs of these models are identical and the choice is purely a matter of how these workhands are intended to be employed.

There are two payment plans:
Payment in full: $312,500 per product unit
Annual payments: $12,500 per year per product unit

Custom Solutions


We are prepared to take on custom work to develop the type of product our customers are most in need or desirous of. Of course this takes planning as any unit currently requires ten years before reaching an age where it is useful for its task-oriented mode of service. If this timetable works for you please contact our sales representatives.

It is our goal to one day accelerate the aging process, but that goal is still in the distance. The work of making the lives of all persons better and easier is a marathon, not a sprint.

Nutritional Services


We provide these for our modules but they are fully compatible with a normal human person's dietary needs. Health food but better!

For our "Hermogenes" line, the diet focuses maintaining a mid-weight build carefully controlled to maintain peak form for stamina. This includes the normal healthy focus on fruits and vegetables including a higher amount of carbohydrates than for our other workhand modules categories to ensure Hermogenes runs energetically throughout the day or night. And we don't forget the protein: we use low-fat, plant-sourced proteins for Pattern Alpha.

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Our "Alkaios" line focuses on strength, and strength means proteins and healthy fats to fuel the module throughout a shift of heavy lifting. Of course balanced diets are still queen so we formulated the most perfect strength-centric food product possible while sacrificing nothing in longterm health.

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The "Epaphroditos" modules have a varied diet geared toward maintaining their specific figure, the clearest of skin, and the healthiest of hair. This includes plentiful antioxidants, the healthiest of fats and marginal carbohydrates.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I lease units?
Yes! You must of course return a unit in the same condition which it was delivered to you or otherwise have justifiable decrease in quality. Our biomedical service technicians are on-call to lodge issues, aid in repairs, and to investigate any potential abuse of the system which could invalidate the licensing contract.

Leasing occurs on a year-by-year basis for the normal cost per year of quality life.

How are these these better than cheaper slaves?
Slavery is nearly-universally derided and there are many hidden costs associated with slavery which you must consider when delving into that market. The costs to maintain slaves includes passive security (penning, microchips, etc) and active security (security and surveillance) for the slaves themselves, as well as likely incurring tens of billions of dollars in expenditure defending your slaving convoys and very existence as a sovereign nation.

You can read more on this here.

The extra price is worth it.

How are these replacement labor systems maintained?
We make use of biometrics to monitor system integrity which should alleviate much of your concern regarding having to maintain any watchful vigil over their health. They do require food and water as any living being does, and each pattern of module has different needs to maintain peak performance. We provide all instructions for how to maintain a healthy system for lowest costs

Are any modules capable of reproduction?
Put simply, no.

There are many ethical ramifications of allowing such a system the capability of having children, namely that the child in question would be a natural product of human reproduction and without any of the development work we do in-lab would themselves be a living, breathing, human person child. We cannot in good conscience allow for a child to be born into such a situation where they may be inhumanely treated despite their personhood as there are many risks inherent to this including the potential creation of a slave labor class.

Additionally, we feel that modules capable of pregnancy would open the door wider for abuse of the product, which we cannot sanction.

Do units require sleep?
All living beings require sleep both animal and plant alike so naturally some will be required. It is our current best practice guidance that units be allowed to rest and sleep in two separate shifts of approximately 3 hours per day coming to 6 hours total.
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Postby Ximea » Thu Apr 14, 2022 7:49 pm

TO: Tzínitech Labor Solutions
FROM: Bio-Sciences Division, Scientific Technocracy of Ximea
SUBJ: Human Resources

MSG BEGINS:

We applaud you for reaching the pragmatic solution to the conundrum faced by all developed countries: an inevitable and unsustainable increase in the cost of certain kinds of labor. In Ximea, we believe that if you can't find the right tool for the job, you have to make one. Our solution has been the reanimation of the dead with reduced cognition. The process gives us great control over the instincts and will of the subject, but of course it has its drawbacks and the price tag is steep. You appear to have found a slightly more economical solution.

Although human cloning is routine in Ximea, which would allow us to reach the same solution with a little R&D, all efforts and infrastructure related to human cloning are reserved for the production of better, smarter citizens. Therefore, we believe that there may be a market for your products in Ximea. However, we require further information before we can enter into such a relationship.

How trainable are your products? Most manual labor is simple enough for an animal to do, but some jobs still require some training, such as operating or maintaining certain kinds of cleaning equipment. We expect that any reduction of free will must inevitably lead to a reduction in the ability to learn.

How pliable are your products? Through minor surgery to the frontal cortex and parietal lobe, we can finely tune what people call free will. This surgery is difficult to perform on living brains, and though volition can be tailored through genetic engineering, we have concerns that residual obstinance, disobedience, and defiant behavior may remain in your products.

How are your products affected by biological imperatives? The instincts to feed, mate, and defend one's territory are very strong. These can be controlled to a limited extent by providing nutrition ad libitum, by castration, and so on. But ultimately the product is still a living animal, and in seeking to maximize fulfillment of biological drives, may engage in wasteful behaviors. Likewise, we fear a risk that products working in situations requiring protective equipment (masks, goggles, et cetera) may remove them due to discomfort, as children or untrained animals would.

Are the products vaccinated against common communicable diseases? If not, have you made any changes to their immune systems that would interfere with our ability to vaccinate them?

Lastly, what capability do the products have for abstract thought and self-awareness? If there is a risk of aspirational thinking - for instance, seeing humans with full personhood enjoying a high standard of living, and desiring the same for themselves - there may be legal issues of human rights to be discussed. We have no interest in the slave trade.

We look forward to hearing from you.

MSG ENDS
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TO: Bio-Sciences Division, Scientific Technocracy of Ximea
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: RE. Human Resources

Thank you for your interest in our line of services! We understand there may be many viable alternative approaches and have ourselves experimented down many potential avenues. At this stage, we believe we have found the best possible route at the intersection of difficulty, cost considerations, safety, and ethics.

Our labor solutions are trainable to simple and moderate tasks provided clear directions can be furnished. Essentially, when taught they will be able to follow through with near perfection as they will find little distraction outside of the work presented to them. While we are hesitant to use such potentially loaded phrasing as "free will" we can for the purposes of your queries suggest to you that regardless of any philosophical school's ideas regarding free will for people, our products by virtue of the methods of their creation certainly lack it.

This lack is indicated across several studies and observations (we can provide papers as needed). Ultimately what you end up seeing with our workhand systems is a lack of self-direction and a natural inclination to fulfill requests that the unit has been shown how to accomplish. The drive to complete tasks has proven to be central to a unit's being, and hesitance or resistance is rare. Where you might see it is with tasks where there is a simple 1:1 relation between an action and extreme harm to the unit. We do not approve of the abuse of our products, however, and would not support intentional extreme harm to them.

Regarding biological imperatives, we would put forward that humans have long since evolved past the point where we are instinctual animals. While these units lack personhood normally attached to humanity, they have the same evolutionary background which has dampened such natural forces as "instinct" beyond very basic self-survival mechanisms. In short, our products retain that ability to react to threats and attempt self-preservation procedures (i.e. taking cover, protecting the head and neck, aversion to intense physical damage, etc.) in order to maintain their full lifespans; they do not, however, experience sex drives nor any sense of ownership (again, we can provide papers on request).

At this time, we have not delved into the possibility of genetically immunizing products against common diseases from the outset, however they can and will be vaccinated against necessary pathogens. It may be in time that we widen scope to include this but it is an additional cost for which there may not be a reasonable business case.

Finally, it is our belief, supported by years of experimentation and study, that our process produces organic job fulfillment agents devoid of that spark often called a "soul" by most cultures including our own. Through these trials, we have found no indication that our modules have interest in personal growth, ambitions, or novel experiences. These three things are mandatory for consideration as a sapient, self-aware person and the lack of these is a large part of why we cannot consider them to be people any more so than simple animals despite their far higher trainability. An example, for ease, is a often-repeated passive study with system populations where they are allowed to operate without any specific direction or obvious task to fulfill: they will typically stand or sit (as possible) awaiting either instruction or a clear job that should be done within their training until their basic biological functions require attention.

We hope those answers everything you need. We certainly wish to make it clear that we too have no interest in engaging with the slave trade, and it is our goal to supercede it entirely to the point where there is no possible argument any rational person could make regarding its viability over our own systems.

Thank you!

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Postby Free Lyaria » Fri Apr 15, 2022 8:30 am

TO: Bio-Sciences Division, Scientific Technocracy of Ximea
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: RE. Human Resources

Apologies for the second email but we felt it would be remiss of us to leave an implication that our job completion modules are capable of sexual reproduction. As you may have already considered, there are many ethical ramifications of allowing human nonpersons the capability of having children, namely that the child in question would be a natural product of human reproduction and without any of the development work we do in-lab would themselves be a living, breathing human person child. We cannot in good conscience allow for a child to be born into such a situation where they may be inhumanely treated despite their personhood as there are many risks inherent to this including the potential creation of a slave labor class. Additionally, we feel that modules capable of pregnancy would open the door wider for abuse of the product, which we cannot sanction.

Thanks again!


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from: the imperial council
"Since we have just won a war, we need labor to dig out and construct a tomb for deceased soldiers and future dead creatures. Since creating a tomb is a grim job, we hed problem finding anypony willing to do it.
We want to lease 30 Beta units capable of construction and mining for the duration of 3 years. Also do they need to sleep for eight hours a day like regular humans?"
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Name of Buyer:
Ministry of Defence
Nation of Origin:
Republic of Westmonkwick
Product Desired:
[X] Pattern Alpha: 25,000
[X] Pattern Beta: 25,000
[_] Pattern Gamma: [number desired]

Payment Plan:
[_] Lease ($12,500 per year per product unit with support from TLS)
[_] Annual Recurring ($12,500 per year per product unit)
[X] Payment in Full ($312,500 per product unit)

Total: $15.62500 million
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Bigpipstan wrote:(Image)
from: the imperial council
"Since we have just won a war, we need labor to dig out and construct a tomb for deceased soldiers and future dead creatures. Since creating a tomb is a grim job, we hed problem finding anypony willing to do it.
We want to lease 30 Beta units capable of construction and mining for the duration of 3 years. Also do they need to sleep for eight hours a day like regular humans?"


TO: The Imperial Council of Bigpipstan
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: RE. Tomb building

Thank you for your interest in our product! We would be happy to lease 30 (thirty) of our Pattern Beta "Alkaios" strength-focused labor platforms for your project. The cost of this endeavor will be $375,000 per year for a contract license of three years coming to a total of $1,125,000. Payment is due at the beginning of each new year of service, with the first payment required to clear prior to shipping of the product.

Please be advised that mining and construction may have many jobs which require complex, skilled work and our units are not optimal for those tasks. It will be up to you to consider what may or may not be within reasonable ask of the products.

Regarding your query on sleep, all living beings require sleep both animal and plant alike so naturally some will be required. It is our current best practice guidance that units be allowed to rest and sleep in two separate shifts of approximately 3 hours per day coming to 6 hours total.

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Westmonkwick wrote:Name of Buyer:
Ministry of Defence
Nation of Origin:
Republic of Westmonkwick
Product Desired:
[X] Pattern Alpha: 25,000
[X] Pattern Beta: 25,000
[_] Pattern Gamma: [number desired]

Payment Plan:
[_] Lease ($12,500 per year per product unit with support from TLS)
[_] Annual Recurring ($12,500 per year per product unit)
[X] Payment in Full ($312,500 per product unit)

Total: $15.62500 million


TO: Westmonkwick Ministry of Defence
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: RE. Order of 50,000 units

Thank you for your interest in our product! At this time, 50,000 units can be made available but it a substantial order. It may be worthwhile to discuss a staggered delivery of 5,000 per year per for ten years. Additionally, we hope you do not take offense but your total of $15,625,000 (15 million 625 thousand) is significantly short - the value would be $15,625,000,000 (i.e. $15 billion 625 million).

Payment would be due prior to shipping product.

Thank you!
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Postby Westmonkwick » Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:59 am

Free Lyaria wrote:
Westmonkwick wrote:Name of Buyer:
Ministry of Defence
Nation of Origin:
Republic of Westmonkwick
Product Desired:
[X] Pattern Alpha: 25,000
[X] Pattern Beta: 25,000
[_] Pattern Gamma: [number desired]

Payment Plan:
[_] Lease ($12,500 per year per product unit with support from TLS)
[_] Annual Recurring ($12,500 per year per product unit)
[X] Payment in Full ($312,500 per product unit)

Total: $15.62500 million


TO: Westmonkwick Ministry of Defence
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: RE. Order of 50,000 units

Thank you for your interest in our product! At his time, 50,000 units exceeds our current shipping capacity. It may be worthwhile to discuss a staggered delivery of 5,000 per year per for ten years. Additionally, we hope you do not take offense but your total of $15,625,000 (15 million 625 thousand) is significantly short - the value would be $15,625,000,000 (i.e. $15 billion 625 million).

Payment would be due prior to shipping product.

Thank you!

-They pay the full $15,625,000,000-

OOC:
I’m guessing the order arrives now they’ve paid the billions.
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Postby Free Lyaria » Fri Apr 15, 2022 10:05 am

Westmonkwick wrote:
Free Lyaria wrote:

-They pay the full $15,625,000,000-

OOC:
I’m guessing the order arrives now they’ve paid the billions.


ooc: sure, you can assume arrival whenever you'd like

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Postby Westmonkwick » Fri Apr 15, 2022 10:12 am

Free Lyaria wrote:
Westmonkwick wrote:-They pay the full $15,625,000,000-

OOC:
I’m guessing the order arrives now they’ve paid the billions.


ooc: sure, you can assume arrival whenever you'd like

Thanks.
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Nutritional Services


We are now proud to add to our product line nutritional services. Each pattern of labor system can be fed on anything but we have idealized diet plans set up specifically to target the pattern's specialty focus.

For our "Hermogenes" line, the diet focuses maintaining a mid-weight build carefully controlled to maintain peak form for stamina. This includes the normal healthy focus on fruits and vegetables including a higher amount of carbohydrates than for our other workhand modules categories to ensure Hermogenes runs energetically throughout the day or night. And we don't forget the protein: we use low-fat, plant-sourced proteins for Pattern Alpha.

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Our "Alkaios" line focuses on strength, and strength means proteins and healthy fats to fuel the module throughout a shift of heavy lifting. Of course balanced diets are still queen so we formulated the most perfect strength-centric food product possible while sacrificing nothing in longterm health.

Image


The "Epaphroditos" modules have a varied diet geared toward maintaining their specific figure, the clearest of skin, and the healthiest of hair. This includes plentiful antioxidants, the healthiest of fats and marginal carbohydrates.


These prepackaged nutritional vehicles are made of the finest ingredients sourced ethically and inexpensively, and we forward the savings on to the consumer. This is the most economical health food on the market bar none and as such we highly recommend powering our labor units on them exclusively.

While you're at it, though, everything is fully compatible with all human, and that means you. With the simple addition of spices for richer flavoring (or not!) you too can eat the best food on the market for ideal nutrition. Mix and match as needed, rotate for meals throughout the day. Create a better you to your heart's content, while also keeping a top-shape task-fulfillment unit to further your dreams of economic independence.

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How are these these better than cheaper slaves?

Slavery is nearly-universally derided and there are many hidden costs associated with slavery which you must consider when delving into that market. The costs to maintain slaves includes passive security (penning, microchips, etc) and active security (security and surveillance) for the slaves themselves, as well as likely incurring tens of billions of dollars in expenditure defending your slaving convoys and very existence as a sovereign nation.

Slaves are not, in fact cheaper. They simply have a lower start-up cost. They also rotate through populations faster with far higher incidence of debilitating injury, illness and death. This is doubly concerning when you consider the loss of civilian and military population defending the institution. Economically these figures end up far exceeding the costs of our units in both the short and long runs.

Additionally, slaves are likely to require higher food costs to maintain for 20+ years than our workhand labor detachments. Ours are also in peak physical condition whereas slaves are not. Tzinitech products remain in peak condition provided instructions are followed while slaves deteriorate naturally as a result of being persons lacking in basic rights and freedoms of personhood. We can promise arrival of our product and slavers cannot.

We can guarantee 20 years of perfect service. Slavers cannot.

The extra price is worth it.

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Postby Westmonkwick » Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:29 pm

For our "Hermogenes" line, the diet focuses maintaining a mid-weight build carefully controlled to maintain peak form for stamina. This includes the normal healthy focus on fruits and vegetables including a higher amount of carbohydrates than for our other workhand modules categories to ensure Hermogenes runs energetically throughout the day or night. And we don't forget the protein: we use low-fat, plant-sourced proteins for Pattern Alpha.


Our "Alkaios" line focuses on strength, and strength means proteins and healthy fats to fuel the module throughout a shift of heavy lifting. Of course balanced diets are still queen so we formulated the most perfect strength-centric food product possible while sacrificing nothing in longterm health.

“We’d like to buy enough of both ranges to support our workforce of others types per. We’d like to buy some Alkaios for our normal soldiers.”
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Postby Free Lyaria » Tue Apr 19, 2022 2:14 pm

Westmonkwick wrote:
For our "Hermogenes" line, the diet focuses maintaining a mid-weight build carefully controlled to maintain peak form for stamina. This includes the normal healthy focus on fruits and vegetables including a higher amount of carbohydrates than for our other workhand modules categories to ensure Hermogenes runs energetically throughout the day or night. And we don't forget the protein: we use low-fat, plant-sourced proteins for Pattern Alpha.


Our "Alkaios" line focuses on strength, and strength means proteins and healthy fats to fuel the module throughout a shift of heavy lifting. Of course balanced diets are still queen so we formulated the most perfect strength-centric food product possible while sacrificing nothing in longterm health.

“We’d like to buy enough of both ranges to support our workforce of others types per. We’d like to buy some Alkaios for our normal soldiers.”


FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
RE: Nutritional services

Thank you for your interest in our Labor Solutions Nutritional Diet and Supplement services. We certainly can provide any amount of necessary ration packs for your workforce and soldiers, and would recommend you supply your soldiers with 2 "Alkaios" plan meals per day and 1 "Hermogenes" for the third daily meal.

Your regular workface on the other hand would best benefit from 2 "Hermogenes" plan meals and 1 "Alkaios". If you plan to only provide lunches to them during work hours, then we would recommend an alternating schedule between the two options. For a 7 day week, provide 4 "Hermogenes" and 3 "Alkaios"

Please indicate on the attached form what your initial order would like to be. We can also establish a recurring order. Additionally, we will offer a discount on bulk pricing once we know what your subtotal pre-discount is.

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Nutritional Services:
Hermogenes Diet Plan ($2 per serving)
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Alkaios Diet Plan ($3 per serving)
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Subtotal:

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Postby Free Lyaria » Mon May 20, 2024 6:21 pm

Tzínitech Celebrates Two Years of International Acclaim

We at Tzínitech have been hard at work perfecting our systems and doing everything we can to increase performance and lower our overall costs. With our systems active internationally, we have generated a vast number of data points and we strive to make the best use of them.

Our labor solutions are trainable in the same fashion as a machine which copies movements captured by visual sensors and they do so without distraction and without risk to qualified human persons. While the idea of free will is very much a philosophical debate for the ages it is not in this case: our solutions simply do not have it. As such, they are essential for shoring up workforces and freeing your own working class from the drudgery of common labor.

We believe in a better world where all people can devote themselves to their desires and where the arts are the primary vocation of humanity. The days of underpaid wage-labor and slavery have long since passed.

Buy Tzínitech. A human touch for a better tomorrow.

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Postby Generic empire » Tue May 21, 2024 1:11 pm

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TO: Tzínitech Labor Solutions
FROM: d.pavlov@genergyze.ge
SUBJ: Testing and Evaluation

Dear Sir or Madam:

On behalf of Genergyze Life Sciences OJSC, a leading biotechnology company and lifestyle brand, I congratulate your company on its recent two year anniversary – two years of mind-blowing scientific advances for the greater good of mankind. As part of its company mission, Genergyze embraces the philosophy of employing practical science to improve human lives. And what better way to improve a human life than to free it from the necessity of drudgery and toil?

Genergyze’s Consumer Healthcare, Cosmetics, and Consumables Division currently finds itself in the middle of a staffing shortage. This is particularly awkward as the product launch date for the Genergyze CreanicodriveTM combination nicotine-replacement/bodybuilding supplement/energy drink is only six months away, and we have yet to finish required human subject evaluations.

Frustratingly, the Generian Imperial government – while requiring our firm to complete a lengthy process comprising a full four (4) months of evaluation for product function and side effects – has also recently required that we compensate volunteers for their time in cash, rather than in free products. As you can imagine, such a move cuts deeply into our development budget. So it was with great pleasure that I learned of Tzínitech and its revolutionary product offerings.

Genergyze would like to submit an order for a preliminary shipment of nine units to evaluate. Should these prove satisfactory to our purposes, we are sure that a long-term corporate partnership would be mutually beneficial to both of our companies!

Please find below our order form:

Name of Buyer: Genergyze Life Sciences OJSC
Nation of Origin: Generic Empire

Product Desired:
[3] Pattern Alpha: [number desired]
[3] Pattern Beta: [number desired]
[3] Pattern Gamma: [number desired]

Payment Plan:
[_] Lease ($12,500 per year per product unit with support from TLS)
[_] Annual Recurring ($12,500 per year per product unit)
[X] Payment in Full ($312,500 per product unit)

Nutritional Services:
[3x 6 month supply] Hermogenes Diet Plan ($2 per serving) (Bulk pricing for single clone unit: $1,000 for a six-month supply)
-- Quantity:
[3x 6 month] Alkaios Diet Plan ($3 per serving) (Bulk pricing for single clone unit: $1,600 for a six-month supply)
-- Quantity:
[3x six month] Epaphroditos Diet Plan ($3 per serving) (Bulk pricing for single clone unit: $1,600 for a six-month supply)
-- Quantity:

Total: $2,820,600

Yours Sincerely,
Dmitry Pavlov
Head of Corporate Partnerships
Genergyze Consumer Healthcare, Cosmetics, and Consumables
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TO: d.pavlov@genergyze.ge
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: Testing and Evaluation

Thank you for your interest in our products, as well as your kind words. We are very proud of what we have accomplished in such a short time.

We do agree with the Generian government in that testing on human persons should be carefully and thoughtfully run, which is why we are exceptionally pleased at your foresight to pursue viable alternatives, and we provide the best of them.

Your order of nine test units will be shipped immediately alongside their nutritional stock. We are certain that our systems will surpass your expectations and would be happy to work out bulk pricing on future orders moving forward.

Please let us know how your modules perform in their duties. We are always striving to improve any aspect of our product line.

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Postby Generic empire » Fri May 24, 2024 6:38 pm

Free Lyaria wrote:
TO: d.pavlov@genergyze.ge
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: Additional Evaluation Units Requested

Thank you for your interest in our products, as well as your kind words. We are very proud of what we have accomplished in such a short time.

We do agree with the Generian government in that testing on human persons should be carefully and thoughtfully run, which is why we are exceptionally pleased at your foresight to pursue viable alternatives, and we provide the best of them.

Your order of nine test units will be shipped immediately alongside their nutritional stock. We are certain that our systems will surpass your expectations and would be happy to work out bulk pricing on future orders moving forward.

Please let us know how your modules perform in their duties. We are always striving to improve any aspect of our product line.


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TO: Tzínitech Labor Solutions
FROM: d.pavlov@genergyze.ge
SUBJ: Testing and Evaluation

First, I must congratulate your company once more on your remarkable achievement. All of the test units arrived in perfect condition and performed their functions admirably, cheerfully, and with no complaint. Indeed, the physiology is completely indistinguishable from that of previous volunteers, and indeed your units are far more robust.

Unfortunately (or fortunately as the case may be), in the course of our evaluations it was discovered that one formulation of CreanicodriveTM has an unexpected effect on the human immune system that some of our researchers have dubbed “Hyper AIDS” (though this is in fact a misnomer, as while the symptoms might be similar, the physiological cause is indeed quite opposite). While our test units performed their functions perfectly, sadly all but the Pattern Gamma models perished.

Consequently, we must submit an order for a further batch of six – 3 Pattern Alphas and 3 Pattern Betas – so that we may complete our required testing protocols.

Yours sincerely,


Yours Sincerely,
Dmitry Pavlov
Head of Corporate Partnerships
Genergyze Consumer Healthcare, Cosmetics, and Consumables
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Postby Free Lyaria » Wed May 29, 2024 7:11 pm

TO: d.pavlov@genergyze.ge
FROM: Tzínitech Labor Solutions Sales Department
SUBJ: Re: Testing and Evaluation

Thank you again for your consideration. It is unfortunate to hear that only Pattern Gamma is not susceptible to such a malady. We will be forwarding this information to our Research and Development divisions; they may be interested in reaching out to your company to work on the issue.

We will be shipping your replacements upon receipt of payment. Due to the short-lived existence of the previous six, we are willing to extend a 50% discount on the replacement units. The total will be $936,000.

We hope our continued partnership will allow us both to flourish.

Best regards.


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