MINISTRY OF TRADE
Tonga's president, Siasio Sovaleni, announced the selling of POWs from enemy factions of the Romanic Civil war as specialized slaves, yesterday. He also listed the types and prices below, recently:
- Outdoor-working slave, valued at $2000 NSD.
- Indoor-working slave, valued at $2000 NSD.
- Bodyguard slave, valued at $4000 NSD.
- Unspecialized slave, valued at $1000 NSD.
Here are some disclaimers:
- Children and elderly soldiers and soldiers addicted to alcohol, drugs, smoking, and other things of that kind will not be sold.
- A refund will be given if a slave of yours dies, is liberated, or is stolen from you during the initial 48 hours.
- 25% of all money wired will go to charity.
- We will not sell slaves to people looking to buy slaves out of slavery.
Make your orders below.








