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Let's make a religion!

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Incelistan The Dearest
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Feb 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Let's make a religion!

Postby Incelistan The Dearest » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:36 pm

This is based on a misread I did on the latest forum topics last night with "Let's Make A Region (LMAR)" Basically just canonize random stuff into a fictional holy book.


To start, eating feathers is now a cardinal sin.
インセリスタンの中立国انسلستان کی غیر جانبدار ریاستNeŭtrala Ŝtato de IncelistanНейтральное государство Инцелистан

"You cannot be a patriarchy if there's only men in your country :blackguythinking:"

A male-only space colony run by incels in which people are created in artificial wombs and women are forbbiden. This is leaded by a populist militarist whose main objetive is to secure the borders rather than what's inside of them. Eitherway, Incelistan manages to prosper and recive immigration from incels all over East Asia, The Americas, The Islamic World and Europe (Excluding Poland)
Just a random teenager from Argentina.
-- Pro: LGBT, Enviroment
+ Neutral: Ukraine, MGTOW, Abortion, Alt-Right, Socialism
Anti: Fascism, Racism, Feminism, War, Pineapple on pizza

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Melovinta
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Aug 31, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Melovinta » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:37 pm

The religious head is allowed to have an infinite amount of wives!
A Type 5, Tier 3, Global Superpower according to this index.
A civilization born from a war of Independence in the 1700s which exerted its influence over the world via diplomacy, economics, and military might.

I do NOT use NS stats.

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Nationalist Northumbria
Senator
 
Posts: 3515
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:39 pm

I get all your girls.
Republic of Northumbria
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"The amazing thing is that Tony Blair being shot in the head after running a barricade for inexplicable reasons is one of the most plausible episodes in this RP,
which comes across as House of Cards by the writers of Mr. Bean."

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Untecna
Senator
 
Posts: 3928
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Untecna » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:40 pm

Northumbria's commandment is changed to include all genders
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

I'm queer

Heloin's, perhaps, unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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The United Holy Orders
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Posts: 24
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The United Holy Orders » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:43 pm

That being said, there are only two genders.
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Adriatican
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 459
Founded: Feb 09, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Adriatican » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:43 pm

Incelistan The Dearest wrote:This is based on a misread I did on the latest forum topics last night with "Let's Make A Region (LMAR)" Basically just canonize random stuff into a fictional holy book.


To start, eating feathers is now a cardinal sin.


As the OP of LMAR, I condone this phenomenal spoof.
First and Third Prime Minister of the IFC
Fmr. Chair, and current Commissioner of ISEC (a W.A organization)
Member of the Board of Directors of the Bank of Yohannes
Lazarene Ambassador to the South Pacific and Europeia

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-Azteca Mexico
Envoy
 
Posts: 316
Founded: Nov 05, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby -Azteca Mexico » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:44 pm

You must wear diapers at all times.
The United Mexican States of
Mexico
Mexico, but the Aztecs dominate North and Central America.
★Overview★
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NS stats not used

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Communist Taxachusetts
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 12, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Communist Taxachusetts » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:45 pm

The Pope of this religion must wear a hat that looks like a firefighter's helmet decorated like a Pakistani truck.

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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1126
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dominioan » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:45 pm

Eating fish at 2:34 PM on a Tuesday condemns you not to Hell, but Super Ultra Hell Deluxe Premium, where the pain is multiplied 10x
Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
Cool person

I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

BOOMER SOONER
CHOP ON

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:49 pm

On June 9 (6/9), everyone is required to be nice.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Evinea
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Posts: 11
Founded: Sep 27, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Evinea » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:49 pm

Cereal milk is deemed as the holy drink
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Argikastian
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 09, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Argikastian » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:50 pm

reading anything containing frogs or other amphibians is considered a crime against nature as amphibians are the lowliest of creatures to waddle the earth

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4744
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:52 pm

Saint Kanye wrote:On June 9 (6/9), everyone is required to be nice.

The same applies for 10 March (the 69th day of the year) and 1:08 (the 69th minute of the day, with 0:00 being minute 1).
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Incelistan The Dearest
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Feb 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Incelistan The Dearest » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:52 pm

People with heterochromia are no longer allowed to marry people of the opposite gender of the same skin colour.
インセリスタンの中立国انسلستان کی غیر جانبدار ریاستNeŭtrala Ŝtato de IncelistanНейтральное государство Инцелистан

"You cannot be a patriarchy if there's only men in your country :blackguythinking:"

A male-only space colony run by incels in which people are created in artificial wombs and women are forbbiden. This is leaded by a populist militarist whose main objetive is to secure the borders rather than what's inside of them. Eitherway, Incelistan manages to prosper and recive immigration from incels all over East Asia, The Americas, The Islamic World and Europe (Excluding Poland)
Just a random teenager from Argentina.
-- Pro: LGBT, Enviroment
+ Neutral: Ukraine, MGTOW, Abortion, Alt-Right, Socialism
Anti: Fascism, Racism, Feminism, War, Pineapple on pizza

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Mar 15, 2022 4:59 pm

Those who die get their feet buried in cement, mafia style, then thrown into the sea. The body must be naked, except for the diaper, which is now placed on their head.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4744
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:20 pm

Saint Kanye wrote:Those who die get their feet buried in cement, mafia style, then thrown into the sea. The body must be naked, except for the diaper, which is now placed on their head.

And all must attend.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Demonic Satan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Demonic Satan » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:23 pm

Committing less than three murders of non-believers in your lifetime is a Cardinal sin
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Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Impersonate Self
Me according to F7: Ted the ranch obsessive politics nerd
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol. tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt. Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.

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SOUTH OLPEN
Minister
 
Posts: 2991
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby SOUTH OLPEN » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:25 pm

Touching wood is illegal unless it has been painted #4a412a, the ugliest color in the world.
The Scezonian Telegram Olpen Leaves Global Entene |  Coup Overthrows Galapagos; To Hold Election Soon  |  Zarnicovia Occupied by Russia, Armenia

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.

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Brabantina
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Brabantina » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:26 pm

Incelistan The Dearest wrote:This is based on a misread I did on the latest forum topics last night with "Let's Make A Region (LMAR)" Basically just canonize random stuff into a fictional holy book.


To start, eating feathers is now a cardinal sin.


It is allowed to sacrifice animals for rituals

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4744
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:26 pm

South Olpen wrote:Touching wood is illegal unless it has been painted #4a412a, the ugliest color in the world.

The only exception is made for those who paint wood #4a412a, called the 4aers.

Also, the cult religion's name is Max Barryism.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:29 pm

Demonic Satan wrote:Committing less than three murders of non-believers in your lifetime is a Cardinal sin

However, the religion prohibits harming another person's head, heart, or anywhere in between, so get creative.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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The Military State of the Galapagos
Minister
 
Posts: 2046
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:31 pm

On the 69th day of the year at 4:20 AM all followers must gather round and worship the mighty space potato that grants them the ability to talk with trees
The island of the Galapagos and the main power of South America controlling the West of South America. Militaristic and authoritarian with a troubled past and an uncertain future with stability at an all time low due to a lost war and unpopular occupiers.

Member of the KTO

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Hantuonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 197
Founded: Sep 26, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hantuonia » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:33 pm

You must do the griddy four times a day
It is I, the father of all threads, and I have returned!
VINE BOOM

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1815
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:35 pm

Only at the age of 69 months plus 69 days (almost 6 years) do the followers earn names, and it must be a complete stranger (but still a follower) who names them.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S11 Champ, S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12

Bronze:
IBC 19


A to the O, baby

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Untecna
Senator
 
Posts: 3928
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Untecna » Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:38 pm

When a follower has seen 69 gas stations, they receive a medal for Heroic Gas Station Spotting.
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

I'm queer

Heloin's, perhaps, unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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