YL is Stuck in an Elevator with AL

[Tarvelia]

My attempt at reviving an ancient Forum 7 game. If I remember correctly, it ended up being derailed into the most bizarre RP ever, and it promptly met its end... after ten or so pages of shenanigans. I certainly played no role in it, no siree.

Your leader boards into an elevator at the World Assembly building. As your leader's luck would just so have it, the elevator malfunctions, and he or she is now stuck in it with the AN's leader between the 12th and 13th floor. Do they end up arguing? Get along? Play cards to pass the time waiting for the fire department? One discovers that the other is actually an ancient demon bent on the torment of others?

As long as it takes place in an elevator, and at least YL and AL are involved, anything goes (provided it doesn't violate Forum policies).

Chancellor Patérnon is quite comfortable waiting for help with the audient void.

[Kingdom of Lechia]

"Oh, damn. We are stuck! And no one can hear us! Anyway, why some people call you "sus"? I don't know it, too. Maybe because you're a liberal. "
- Borzywoj Dobrosławski

[Tarvelia]

"Libera--what?! Why, I'd never. Anyway, I'm bored. Can you do the Slavvy thing where you squat with heels on the ground?"

[Insulamia]

"Hello, uh... you are...uh...Mr. pæ'tɜːrnɒn? Is it pæ'tɜːrnɒn, or pa'teʁnɔ̃, or pa'tʲernon, or what? Can I call you Lev?"
- PM Joshua Canning

[Neu Titans]

A;ex tried her best to brute force the door open as she banged the elevator door while trying to smash the open button repeatedly... "GET ME OUT, YOU PIECE OF JUNK!!!" What went from denial turned into acceptance as she gave up on banging the steel frame and had her back on the wall. Slowly sliding down in defeat and sitting down with her face facing down the floor. Taking a glance at Prime Minister Joshua Canning as she whined and moaned "Ahhh, why do I have to be stuck in here! I couldn't stand doing nothing but waiting for hours. What did I do to get this kind of treatment? ... Hey you, Your Excellency, do you know a way out of this or are you just going to stand there?" ~ Lt. Alexandra Fitzgerald, Ace Pilot of AEUG Task Force Beta

[Romanic Imperium]

So uh what nation are you from?

Oh that's cool do know how to play craps otherwise known as BULLSH*T?

I'll teach you

-Jaguar Aquilion

[Uponda]

Veylek Zeimana struggles against the door, before giving up and noticing Mr Jaguar.
“Hello, uh… Mr Jag-u-ar” Veylek tries to greet, before being distracted by the muscles bulging against Jaguar’s suit.
Before Zeylek could get an answer, the doors of the elevator is ripped open, freeing the two of them.
“Uh, thanks, Me Jaguar” Veylek’s voice trembles, then hurrying to the meeting room.


(BN, I am sorry I don’t have a fact book about my leader, be creative)

[Somurias]

President Leon Bukhanov stare on the ceiling of the elevator. "Strange, i thought this elevator is working. I guess we're stuck here. With no signals and without any hope," says Leon Bukhanov, "Fortunately, i brought my pistol here. "

Leon takes his pistol, and he start shooting on the gap between the elevator door. It cause several dents on the elevator door, and then he used the dents to help him force the door open. The door is opened

"I guess we're no longer stuck in here, Veylek," says Leon Bukhanov

[Uponda]

President Leon Bukhanov stare on the ceiling of the elevator. "Strange, i thought this elevator is working. I guess we're stuck here. With no signals and without any hope," says Leon Bukhanov, "Fortunately, i brought my pistol here. "

Leon takes his pistol, and he start shooting on the gap between the elevator door. It cause several dents on the elevator door, and then he used the dents to help him force the door open. The door is opened

"I guess we're no longer stuck in here, Veylek," says Leon Bukhanov

Well, the stray bullets making me immobile I wouldn’t consider freeing xd

/skip

[Tarvelia]

*finished the concealed vodka flask he's been sneaking hits at as Bukhanov was firing the door*
"Well, at least I'm not paying for that door. No reason to stay anymore, I suppose."

*immediately takes a bad step, falls, bonks head on opposite corner of elevator, proceeds to snore.*

[UIJ]

*finished the concealed vodka flask he's been sneaking hits at as Bukhanov was firing the door*
"Well, at least I'm not paying for that door. No reason to stay anymore, I suppose."

*immediately takes a bad step, falls, bonks head on opposite corner of elevator, proceeds to snore.*

Depite being the size of a massive yacht, Azavir has managed to just barely contort itself into an elevator with a drunk Lev Patérnon, taking up most of the space.
"My apologies I did not see you in the corner, say, you should probably take one of these." Azavir offers Patérnon an iodine pill. "You're pretty close, so you might die of cancer soon if you don't." However due to the cramped space Azavir accidentally drops the pill and it rolls under the beast, just out of reach of the man. "Oh....that's the only one I had..."

[Unified Communist Councils]

The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says: Azavir's gargantuan size was likeable to a whale yet that mass could be crammed into the space of a small elevator. How this elevator was even able to hold up that weight was by itself miraculous. As they bore the reflection of the enormous cosmic horror, the cyborg's opal optics were glazed over with sappy sentimentality rather than primal fear. "Then the busy years went rushing by us; we lost our starry notions on the way;" "If by chance I'd see you in the tavern; we'd smile at one another and we'd say..." "Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end~!" Yi Jihye danced around Azavir, one arm looped around one of the being's multiple arms, a bottle o' powerful booze sloshing around her other hand. Drunk off her arse, the frivolous natured cyborg had a thing for the old songs. "Yesterdaaaay, all my troubles seemed so far awaaaay," "Oooh now it looks as though they're heeere to stayyyy~!" Completely out of it, she proceeded to give the radioactive alien a careless kiss on the forearm. Kim Dokja would be observing the chaos unfold from the remote security feed, groaning as his palm met his face. "Yi Jihye-ssi is such a white woman."

[Godular]

Kal'Shazzar, holding a small bag with what smells like bagels and a nondescript bottle, smiles obligingly at Jihye as she stumbles into the elevator. "Good day!" he says, with a tip of his conspicuous fedora. The elevator starts its trek upwards.

"Is there a party up there?" He asks.

"There's about to be!" She replies.

"Hmm. Mayhap I shall join you... a party would be an excellent place to... poke around." Kal'Shazzar smiles incrutably, the slight malicious glint in his eyes completely ignored by the staggering woman.

Suddenly, the Elevator shudders to a stop with a screech and flickering lights. Jihye falls completely base over apex due to the sudden change of motion disrupting her already tenuous balance. Kal'Shazzar looks completely unfazed, and offers a hand to the woman in order to set her back on her feet.

"It would appear that the elevator has failed!" he comments merrily. "If my estimates of local emergency service response times are accurate, I believe we will be stuck in this elevator for approximately two and a half hours. Seems like less of a party now, hmm?"

Mumbled cursing answers his rhetorical question, and he holds out the bottle. "Would you like a drink? It's an herbal concoction I mixed up earlier, guaranteed to prevent any semblance of hangover and any negative aftereffects of excessive alcohol consumption! No more feeling like a car hit you several times when you wake up in the morning!"

Jihye takes the drink and downs it in one go. "Minty!"

"Aye! I threw in some aloe to give it a bit of zest. The rest of the concoction is a potent diuretic and circulatory purgative. In approximately three minutes, your kidneys will go into overdrive in order to remove the alcohol from your system in the only way your kidneys know how. I was hoping to test whether it had any unforeseen side-effects, but I think I shall instead content myself with observing whether you can hold your bladder until help arrives. The test began twenty seconds ago!"

[Pathonia]

Emperor Ø looks at the alcoholic experiment, and prompty pulls out a deck of cards. "Nothing a good game of Solitaire never solved for me!" Until help arrives, Ø can be seen sitting on the floor mumbling to himself about cards.

[Frisco Commonwealth]

The entire SAU found themselves stuck in a tight jam-packed elevator. Away from the gunshots and bombs defusing, they were in quite on a whole another level of predicament: being stuck in an elevator at maximum capacity where they could see San Francisco outside from the glass pane windows at such a height. They weren't trained for this, they were much used to cracking necks of terrorists and political radicals but being involved in the monotony of waiting in a jammed elevator?

There were the usual culprits: the Chief, Sayoko, Ray, Leon, Washington, Jalmari, and Ben. All seven were going to work until there was a malfunction in the elevator system. Forcing them to wait as Leon repeatedly button smashed the emergency button but it wouldn't bulge. However, much more puzzlingly was the presence of Jihye Yi who carried around a sword in the middle of a police headquarters. They don't know which predicament to deal with first; being stuck whilst waiting for help or disarming the mysterious lady who somehow got a sword into the base?

"It's no use, we better wait for help to arrive. This could take hours to get the damned thing opened... Hey you, Japanese woman (not my daughter), state your business here and drop the sword on the floor!"
~ Ludwig Falkenrath, Chief of the SAU

"AHHH, why does my day have to start like this?! I feel like I'm going to die from asphyxiation over here... Unless you're the one who'll hold my hand, Ms? In this unfortunate day, you lit up this room of darkness with your magnificent glow and surely we are fated to mee-"
~ Leonardo Castillo, Lead Detective of the SAU

*Slaps Leon on the shoulders*
"Dumbass! This isn't the time to flirt. The woman is armed with a sword! How the hell did security fail to notice that? Is the PD that underfunded?!"
~ Raymond Browning, First Sergeant of the SAU

"It's best we conserve our strength and tell each other a story while we're stuck here to pass the time... What's your tale, swordswoman, what business does someone like you have in San Francisco?"
~ Washington Carter, Second Sergeant of the SAU

"Ho ho ho, it feels like I'm in the same room as The Bride from Kill Bill. Except you're not wearing that dumb yellow jumpsuit. Slashing your way out of here may not be effective considering the tight space we are in for your blade to move."
~ Jalmari Eastwood, Third Sergeant of the SAU

"AH!!! I'VE SEEN WHERE THIS IS GOING! WE ARE GOING TO DIE HERE LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WHERE WE'RE GOING TO PLUNGE INTO OUR DEATH. LEON, IF I DIE, PASS MY WILL TO HE- OH SHIT, I FORGOT YOU ARE IN THE SAME SPOT AS ME!"
~ Benjamin Walesa, the Fellow Traveller

"Quiet all of you and do as da- the Chief says. We ought to wait for help so wait without doing anything stupid and I know what you're thinking Ray but shooting that glass window to get out of here wouldn't help... And you, stranger, I want to take you in for questioning for carrying that sword around you've saved me a lot of distance by voluntarily coming here."
~ Sayoko Falkenrath, the Squad Leader of the SAU

ugh, EDITING...

"I'm not interested in talking to you, "Emperor", just let me have a small chat with that Japanese-looking girl with the sword. Get those cards away from me, I don't want to play that."
~ Leonardo Castillo, Lead Detective of the SAU

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BN: Just do one of them

[The Global Comintern]

A COBOT (infantry robot) with its head replaced by a screen bearing RIG's logo - the same kind of unit RIG uses during those "podium-type" speeches he rarely gives out - stands in the same room as Yan Sooyoung. His thick, digitized Russian accent fills the air, and the eyeball at the center of his starry symbol turns away as if embarrassed.

"Soooo... what's your stance on humans as leaders?"

GIGANINJA'D


[Jalmari Eastwood]

"You're the tech expert guy, huh? Nice. Say, can you help me fix this damned screen here? It keeps flickering. I have no idea why. It's driving my design softwares insane trying to troubleshoot."

[Federation of Anterica]

President Michael Renkin ignored the COBOT’s question he, whistles awkwardly and stares at the buttons of the elevator.

[World of Krieg]

Depending on which one, it would potentially either be fatal or completely boring. If Franz Lantos, Lantos would be reaching for his shovel to kill something. If Jurten, just trying to talk.

[Arpasia]

"So uhhh...it's a long way to ground floor, eh? how about we talk for a bit? like...h-how is your day? "
- Natanaël Bonhomme

For the BN: Natanaël and BN are stuck on the elevator during a sudden power outage.

[Arpasia]

/BVMPVS

[The Caleshan Valkyrie]

Azzakrat Deep Kraken and her entourage are standing in the elevator when Natanael walks in. Though nonchalant in doing so, their eyes track the newcomer with a remarkable degree of diligence. One of the Shields sneezes into his elbow in a way that almost seems as if he blames the Arpasian leader for it.

The elevator begins to rise, only to shudder to a halt as the lights flicker out. As the emergency lights come on, a hushed conversation immediately commences between the five Caleshan in their language. Reaching a conclusion almost as swiftly as the conversation began, they immediately commence an evaluation of the area and start to climb out of the elevator through a hatch in the top.

Natanael is left alone for a few seconds, when Azzakrat's head pops back in through the hatch.

"We're gonna force our way through the elevator door up here. You want to come? It's no bother."

[Romanic Imperium]

How about you pull the left side and I will get the right

[Nadravninia]

Borodinov lays down in a corner, using his peaked cap as some sort of a makeshift pillow.

"Ey, drug moy, wake me up when door opens."

[Kingdom of Lechia]

"Ahhh... What a bad luck, Comrade! Before we are released, could you tell me how the life in USSR was?"
- Borzywoj Dobrosławski

[Insulamia]

Canning in blue, Dobrasławski in red

"Hmm...this is taking a while, you think?"
Dobrosławski mumbles. "Mhm."
"You're going to the General Assembly Hall too?"
Dobrosławski nods gently. "Yes." His accent is unnoticeable.
"Mhm." Canning nods. "So, uh, what's Lechia's position on the latest proposal? The one about the sex industry?"
"For. But we do not have such disgusting practices in our country. And you? Insulamia?"
"I...That's up to the delegates to decide."
"You are a weak leader, Mr. Canning."