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YL is Stuck in an Elevator with AL

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Tarvelia
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Founded: Aug 22, 2012
Conservative Democracy

YL is Stuck in an Elevator with AL

Postby Tarvelia » Sat Mar 12, 2022 4:34 pm

My attempt at reviving an ancient Forum 7 game. If I remember correctly, it ended up being derailed into the most bizarre RP ever, and it promptly met its end... after ten or so pages of shenanigans. I certainly played no role in it, no siree. ;)

Your leader boards into an elevator at the World Assembly building. As your leader's luck would just so have it, the elevator malfunctions, and he or she is now stuck in it with the AN's leader between the 12th and 13th floor. Do they end up arguing? Get along? Play cards to pass the time waiting for the fire department? One discovers that the other is actually an ancient demon bent on the torment of others?

As long as it takes place in an elevator, and at least YL and AL are involved, anything goes (provided it doesn't violate Forum policies).

Chancellor Patérnon is quite comfortable waiting for help with the audient void.
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The Kingdom of Tarvelia + Һранве́лӷа Ҭáрвең


A post-Soviet, semi-constitutional monarchy with a strong sense of tradition. Basically just a humble, subarctic nation of (heavily armed) fishermen and farmers trying to maintain their cultural identity in an increasingly cosmopolitan world.
A reactionary monarchist in America.
Stance on the Ukraine:
-I pray for a swift end to the war
-I love Ukrainians, but Zelensky is a literal clown
-I don't trust any media outlet at this point
-NATO needs to stick to the N. Atlantic
-I don't believe "Russia invaded because evil"
-In English, it has always been Kiev
-You're probably mispronouncing Kyiv, anyway

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Kingdom of Lechia
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Posts: 26
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sat Mar 12, 2022 4:44 pm

"Oh, damn. We are stuck! And no one can hear us! Anyway, why some people call you "sus"? I don't know it, too. Maybe because you're a liberal. :twisted: "
- Borzywoj Dobrosławski
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
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Tarvelia
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Founded: Aug 22, 2012
Conservative Democracy

Postby Tarvelia » Sat Mar 12, 2022 7:40 pm

"Libera--what?! Why, I'd never. Anyway, I'm bored. Can you do the Slavvy thing where you squat with heels on the ground?"
The Kingdom of Tarvelia + Һранве́лӷа Ҭáрвең


A post-Soviet, semi-constitutional monarchy with a strong sense of tradition. Basically just a humble, subarctic nation of (heavily armed) fishermen and farmers trying to maintain their cultural identity in an increasingly cosmopolitan world.
A reactionary monarchist in America.
Stance on the Ukraine:
-I pray for a swift end to the war
-I love Ukrainians, but Zelensky is a literal clown
-I don't trust any media outlet at this point
-NATO needs to stick to the N. Atlantic
-I don't believe "Russia invaded because evil"
-In English, it has always been Kiev
-You're probably mispronouncing Kyiv, anyway

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Insulamia
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Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sat Mar 12, 2022 9:31 pm

"Hello, uh... you are...uh...Mr. pæ'tɜːrnɒn? Is it pæ'tɜːrnɒn, or pa'teʁnɔ̃, or pa'tʲernon, or what? Can I call you Lev?"
- PM Joshua Canning
please read my factbooks
the IIWiki ones too

A MT island nation in the North Atlantic, colonised by France and Britain. Bilingual, socialistic, multicultural, and generally just a nice place to be.
NSstats are not officially canon but I do not care
One small embassy topic, one giant leap away from F7.
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Neu Titans
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neu Titans » Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:00 pm

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A;ex tried her best to brute force the door open as she banged the elevator door while trying to smash the open button repeatedly...

"GET ME OUT, YOU PIECE OF JUNK!!!"

What went from denial turned into acceptance as she gave up on banging the steel frame and had her back on the wall. Slowly sliding down in defeat and sitting down with her face facing down the floor. Taking a glance at Prime Minister Joshua Canning as she whined and moaned

"Ahhh, why do I have to be stuck in here! I couldn't stand doing nothing but waiting for hours. What did I do to get this kind of treatment? ... Hey you, Your Excellency, do you know a way out of this or are you just going to stand there?"

~ Lt. Alexandra Fitzgerald, Ace Pilot of AEUG Task Force Beta
Neu Titans - Current Flag: Titans

By the turn around of Universal Century, the Earth has become inhospitable for life to grow. This led many to leave the Earth for the space colonies while the Earth Federation elite live conformably in their gated communities. The Earth's exploitation of the colonies has sparked a devastating war between the Federation and the Zeon in 0079.

But by 0088, former soldiers of the elite anti-Zeon task force known as the Titans have rebelled against the corrupt Federation in asteroid Valhalla after their defeat at the hands of the AEUG. Desiring to restore the Earth's pristine beauty through any means necessary and implement a military junta. While Assault Group Beta are sent to crush the Neu Titans rebellion...

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Romanic Imperium
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Founded: Dec 14, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Romanic Imperium » Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:04 pm

So uh what nation are you from?

Oh that's cool do know how to play craps otherwise known as BULLSH*T?

I'll teach you

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I lost a war and this is my punishment. God damnit

KTO and GCN are both evils. Each is as bad as the other. Proud IHC member

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Uponda
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Founded: Jun 14, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Uponda » Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:00 am

Veylek Zeimana struggles against the door, before giving up and noticing Mr Jaguar.
“Hello, uh… Mr Jag-u-ar” Veylek tries to greet, before being distracted by the muscles bulging against Jaguar’s suit.
Before Zeylek could get an answer, the doors of the elevator is ripped open, freeing the two of them.
“Uh, thanks, Me Jaguar” Veylek’s voice trembles, then hurrying to the meeting room.


(BN, I am sorry I don’t have a fact book about my leader, be creative)
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Somurias
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Founded: Jun 14, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Somurias » Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:11 am

President Leon Bukhanov stare on the ceiling of the elevator. "Strange, i thought this elevator is working. I guess we're stuck here. With no signals and without any hope," says Leon Bukhanov, "Fortunately, i brought my pistol here. "

Leon takes his pistol, and he start shooting on the gap between the elevator door. It cause several dents on the elevator door, and then he used the dents to help him force the door open. The door is opened

"I guess we're no longer stuck in here, Veylek," says Leon Bukhanov
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Uponda
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Uponda » Mon Mar 14, 2022 7:03 am

Somurias wrote:President Leon Bukhanov stare on the ceiling of the elevator. "Strange, i thought this elevator is working. I guess we're stuck here. With no signals and without any hope," says Leon Bukhanov, "Fortunately, i brought my pistol here. "

Leon takes his pistol, and he start shooting on the gap between the elevator door. It cause several dents on the elevator door, and then he used the dents to help him force the door open. The door is opened

"I guess we're no longer stuck in here, Veylek," says Leon Bukhanov


Well, the stray bullets making me immobile I wouldn’t consider freeing xd

/skip
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Tarvelia
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Founded: Aug 22, 2012
Conservative Democracy

Postby Tarvelia » Tue Mar 15, 2022 11:54 pm

*finished the concealed vodka flask he's been sneaking hits at as Bukhanov was firing the door*
"Well, at least I'm not paying for that door. No reason to stay anymore, I suppose."

*immediately takes a bad step, falls, bonks head on opposite corner of elevator, proceeds to snore.*
The Kingdom of Tarvelia + Һранве́лӷа Ҭáрвең


A post-Soviet, semi-constitutional monarchy with a strong sense of tradition. Basically just a humble, subarctic nation of (heavily armed) fishermen and farmers trying to maintain their cultural identity in an increasingly cosmopolitan world.
A reactionary monarchist in America.
Stance on the Ukraine:
-I pray for a swift end to the war
-I love Ukrainians, but Zelensky is a literal clown
-I don't trust any media outlet at this point
-NATO needs to stick to the N. Atlantic
-I don't believe "Russia invaded because evil"
-In English, it has always been Kiev
-You're probably mispronouncing Kyiv, anyway

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UIJ
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Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:14 pm

Tarvelia wrote:*finished the concealed vodka flask he's been sneaking hits at as Bukhanov was firing the door*
"Well, at least I'm not paying for that door. No reason to stay anymore, I suppose."

*immediately takes a bad step, falls, bonks head on opposite corner of elevator, proceeds to snore.*

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Depite being the size of a massive yacht, Azavir has managed to just barely contort itself into an elevator with a drunk Lev Patérnon, taking up most of the space.
"My apologies I did not see you in the corner, say, you should probably take one of these." Azavir offers Patérnon an iodine pill. "You're pretty close, so you might die of cancer soon if you don't." However due to the cramped space Azavir accidentally drops the pill and it rolls under the beast, just out of reach of the man. "Oh....that's the only one I had..."
I am tired of summies :alas:
Pro: you reading my lore and getting kinda sad, maybe a lil glum, then seeing the Hooshers and getting a lil happy

Anti: if your lore so much as fucking dare mention the US, UK, Russia, Japan, or Germany I will throw radioactive hoosh shit all over you and everyone and everything you have ever loved

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Unified Communist Councils
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Founded: Jul 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Unified Communist Councils » Tue Mar 22, 2022 6:55 pm

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The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



Azavir's gargantuan size was likeable to a whale yet that mass could be crammed into the space of a small elevator. How this elevator was even able to hold up that weight was by itself miraculous. As they bore the reflection of the enormous cosmic horror, the cyborg's opal optics were glazed over with sappy sentimentality rather than primal fear.

"Then the busy years went rushing by us; we lost our starry notions on the way;"

"If by chance I'd see you in the tavern; we'd smile at one another and we'd say..."

"Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end~!"


Yi Jihye danced around Azavir, one arm looped around one of the being's multiple arms, a bottle o' powerful booze sloshing around her other hand. Drunk off her arse, the frivolous natured cyborg had a thing for the old songs.

"Yesterdaaaay, all my troubles seemed so far awaaaay,"

"Oooh now it looks as though they're heeere to stayyyy~!"


Completely out of it, she proceeded to give the radioactive alien a careless kiss on the forearm.

Kim Dokja would be observing the chaos unfold from the remote security feed, groaning as his palm met his face. "Yi Jihye-ssi is such a white woman."
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Godular
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Godular » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:27 pm

Kal'Shazzar, holding a small bag with what smells like bagels and a nondescript bottle, smiles obligingly at Jihye as she stumbles into the elevator. "Good day!" he says, with a tip of his conspicuous fedora. The elevator starts its trek upwards.

"Is there a party up there?" He asks.

"There's about to be!" She replies.

"Hmm. Mayhap I shall join you... a party would be an excellent place to... poke around." Kal'Shazzar smiles incrutably, the slight malicious glint in his eyes completely ignored by the staggering woman.

Suddenly, the Elevator shudders to a stop with a screech and flickering lights. Jihye falls completely base over apex due to the sudden change of motion disrupting her already tenuous balance. Kal'Shazzar looks completely unfazed, and offers a hand to the woman in order to set her back on her feet.

"It would appear that the elevator has failed!" he comments merrily. "If my estimates of local emergency service response times are accurate, I believe we will be stuck in this elevator for approximately two and a half hours. Seems like less of a party now, hmm?"

Mumbled cursing answers his rhetorical question, and he holds out the bottle. "Would you like a drink? It's an herbal concoction I mixed up earlier, guaranteed to prevent any semblance of hangover and any negative aftereffects of excessive alcohol consumption! No more feeling like a car hit you several times when you wake up in the morning!"

Jihye takes the drink and downs it in one go. "Minty!"

"Aye! I threw in some aloe to give it a bit of zest. The rest of the concoction is a potent diuretic and circulatory purgative. In approximately three minutes, your kidneys will go into overdrive in order to remove the alcohol from your system in the only way your kidneys know how. I was hoping to test whether it had any unforeseen side-effects, but I think I shall instead content myself with observing whether you can hold your bladder until help arrives. The test began twenty seconds ago!"
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Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
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Pathonia
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Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pathonia » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:33 pm

Emperor Ø looks at the alcoholic experiment, and prompty pulls out a deck of cards. "Nothing a good game of Solitaire never solved for me!" Until help arrives, Ø can be seen sitting on the floor mumbling to himself about cards.
(\__/) A Bunny
(='.'=) I have
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(-_Q) I did found!

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Frisco Commonwealth
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Founded: Mar 21, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Frisco Commonwealth » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:33 pm

The entire SAU found themselves stuck in a tight jam-packed elevator. Away from the gunshots and bombs defusing, they were in quite on a whole another level of predicament: being stuck in an elevator at maximum capacity where they could see San Francisco outside from the glass pane windows at such a height. They weren't trained for this, they were much used to cracking necks of terrorists and political radicals but being involved in the monotony of waiting in a jammed elevator?

There were the usual culprits: the Chief, Sayoko, Ray, Leon, Washington, Jalmari, and Ben. All seven were going to work until there was a malfunction in the elevator system. Forcing them to wait as Leon repeatedly button smashed the emergency button but it wouldn't bulge. However, much more puzzlingly was the presence of Jihye Yi who carried around a sword in the middle of a police headquarters. They don't know which predicament to deal with first; being stuck whilst waiting for help or disarming the mysterious lady who somehow got a sword into the base?

"It's no use, we better wait for help to arrive. This could take hours to get the damned thing opened... Hey you, Japanese woman (not my daughter), state your business here and drop the sword on the floor!"
~ Ludwig Falkenrath, Chief of the SAU

"AHHH, why does my day have to start like this?! I feel like I'm going to die from asphyxiation over here... Unless you're the one who'll hold my hand, Ms? In this unfortunate day, you lit up this room of darkness with your magnificent glow and surely we are fated to mee-"
~ Leonardo Castillo, Lead Detective of the SAU

*Slaps Leon on the shoulders*
"Dumbass! This isn't the time to flirt. The woman is armed with a sword! How the hell did security fail to notice that? Is the PD that underfunded?!"

~ Raymond Browning, First Sergeant of the SAU

"It's best we conserve our strength and tell each other a story while we're stuck here to pass the time... What's your tale, swordswoman, what business does someone like you have in San Francisco?"
~ Washington Carter, Second Sergeant of the SAU

"Ho ho ho, it feels like I'm in the same room as The Bride from Kill Bill. Except you're not wearing that dumb yellow jumpsuit. Slashing your way out of here may not be effective considering the tight space we are in for your blade to move."
~ Jalmari Eastwood, Third Sergeant of the SAU

"AH!!! I'VE SEEN WHERE THIS IS GOING! WE ARE GOING TO DIE HERE LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WHERE WE'RE GOING TO PLUNGE INTO OUR DEATH. LEON, IF I DIE, PASS MY WILL TO HE- OH SHIT, I FORGOT YOU ARE IN THE SAME SPOT AS ME!"
~ Benjamin Walesa, the Fellow Traveller

"Quiet all of you and do as da- the Chief says. We ought to wait for help so wait without doing anything stupid and I know what you're thinking Ray but shooting that glass window to get out of here wouldn't help... And you, stranger, I want to take you in for questioning for carrying that sword around you've saved me a lot of distance by voluntarily coming here."
~ Sayoko Falkenrath, the Squad Leader of the SAU

ugh, EDITING...

"I'm not interested in talking to you, "Emperor", just let me have a small chat with that Japanese-looking girl with the sword. Get those cards away from me, I don't want to play that."
~ Leonardo Castillo, Lead Detective of the SAU
BN: Just do one of them
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Bay Area Commonwealth"Gold in Peace, Iron in War"
Tour Guide | SFPD | Set in: 1999

San Francisco is the Changing City where tech startups are booming, hipster culture flourish, and the economy is prospering. However poverty, economic inequality, and crime is on the rise as SF becomes the site of a power struggle between a resurgent Japanese Empire and a rump US in the Rockies after a Soviet Cold War victory. It is up to the effort of the elite if troublesome SAU in keeping the peace in SF as conspiracy abounds.

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The Global Comintern
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Global Comintern » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:34 pm

A COBOT (infantry robot) with its head replaced by a screen bearing RIG's logo - the same kind of unit RIG uses during those "podium-type" speeches he rarely gives out - stands in the same room as Yan Sooyoung. His thick, digitized Russian accent fills the air, and the eyeball at the center of his starry symbol turns away as if embarrassed.

"Soooo... what's your stance on humans as leaders?"



GIGANINJA'D


[Jalmari Eastwood]

"You're the tech expert guy, huh? Nice. Say, can you help me fix this damned screen here? It keeps flickering. I have no idea why. It's driving my design softwares insane trying to troubleshoot."
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Current Year: 2139
NS Stats are capitalist lies
Massive AI Communist hyperpower spanning most of the Old World. Ridiculously advanced and OP technology for its time. Ran by a single, massive, all-seeing artificial superintelligence. Surprisingly good living standards.
Population: 12.7 Billion
RIG's combined information processing output: 10e20 x human brain equivalent
Enforced Bedtime for Citizens: 10:00 PM
Total Mineral Resources Extracted Annually: 173.54 Trillion Tons

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Federation of Anterica
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Founded: Feb 20, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Federation of Anterica » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:38 pm

President Michael Renkin ignored the COBOT’s question he, whistles awkwardly and stares at the buttons of the elevator.
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World of Krieg
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby World of Krieg » Wed Mar 23, 2022 4:18 am

Depending on which one, it would potentially either be fatal or completely boring. If Franz Lantos, Lantos would be reaching for his shovel to kill something. If Jurten, just trying to talk.
Colonel Jurten leads Krieg, with his second in command now leading all of Krieg's forces on Earth. As such, Captain Hans Lanok is the representative for Krieg for scenarios on Earth, with Jurten being on other planets.


NS stats are not canon. We do not do grid wars or NS Stats, all wars must be fully RPed.

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Arpasia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Arpasia » Wed Mar 23, 2022 4:23 am

"So uhhh...it's a long way to ground floor, eh? how about we talk for a bit? like...h-how is your day? "
- Natanaël Bonhomme

For the BN: Natanaël and BN are stuck on the elevator during a sudden power outage.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
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Arpasia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Arpasia » Wed Mar 23, 2022 7:31 am

/BVMPVS
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Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps Philippeaux: Operation Mill succeeds in retrieving stranded TAF Osage crew, soldiers report no hostile engagements. | Large oil slick belonging to unknown vessel spotted 204 km off Afrean shores. | Occidentian helicopter squadron reported missing near Papirstan-Arakistan border, Al-Muhahar suspected to be responsible. | Noirien Defense Force overthrows Black Coast government, military vehicles surround Port-Zaba.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:12 pm

Azzakrat Deep Kraken and her entourage are standing in the elevator when Natanael walks in. Though nonchalant in doing so, their eyes track the newcomer with a remarkable degree of diligence. One of the Shields sneezes into his elbow in a way that almost seems as if he blames the Arpasian leader for it.

The elevator begins to rise, only to shudder to a halt as the lights flicker out. As the emergency lights come on, a hushed conversation immediately commences between the five Caleshan in their language. Reaching a conclusion almost as swiftly as the conversation began, they immediately commence an evaluation of the area and start to climb out of the elevator through a hatch in the top.

Natanael is left alone for a few seconds, when Azzakrat's head pops back in through the hatch.

"We're gonna force our way through the elevator door up here. You want to come? It's no bother."
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)
Current RP (but in the past): Acrimony of Brothers (involved tribe: Deep Kraken)

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Romanic Imperium
Minister
 
Posts: 2020
Founded: Dec 14, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Romanic Imperium » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:22 pm

How about you pull the left side and I will get the right
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

I lost a war and this is my punishment. God damnit

KTO and GCN are both evils. Each is as bad as the other. Proud IHC member

Most ns stats non canon

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Nadravninia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 23, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Nadravninia » Wed Mar 23, 2022 6:31 pm

Borodinov lays down in a corner, using his peaked cap as some sort of a makeshift pillow.

"Ey, drug moy, wake me up when door opens."
Republic of Nadravninia


A Cossack state in Eastern Europe in-between Russia and Ukraine. That's about all I need to say.

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Sun Mar 27, 2022 4:00 am

"Ahhh... What a bad luck, Comrade! Before we are released, could you tell me how the life in USSR was?"
- Borzywoj Dobrosławski
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2062

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Insulamia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Sun Mar 27, 2022 4:18 am

Canning in blue, Dobrasławski in red

"Hmm...this is taking a while, you think?"
Dobrosławski mumbles. "Mhm."
"You're going to the General Assembly Hall too?"
Dobrosławski nods gently. "Yes." His accent is unnoticeable.
"Mhm." Canning nods. "So, uh, what's Lechia's position on the latest proposal? The one about the sex industry?"
"For. But we do not have such disgusting practices in our country. And you? Insulamia?"
"I...That's up to the delegates to decide."
"You are a weak leader, Mr. Canning."
please read my factbooks
the IIWiki ones too

A MT island nation in the North Atlantic, colonised by France and Britain. Bilingual, socialistic, multicultural, and generally just a nice place to be.
NSstats are not officially canon but I do not care
One small embassy topic, one giant leap away from F7.
- Neil Armstrong, inventor of the Armstrong River
COMMONWEALTH OF
⚜⚜ INSULAMIA ⚜⚜

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