YL wears AL's clothes, what are their thoughts?

[Folkvanger]

Simple thread idea, YL has to put on and wear the clothing, armor, suit, or whatever AL's wearing. They have to give out their thoughts like does it look good, tacky, or does it feel too tight? Let's start

"You silly, I can't wear nothing. I'm a respectable girlbitch Kween, not a pornstar."
- Kween Josephine

[Gonswanza]

... I feel like this is some sort of sick joke. WHERE IS MY MILITARY UNIFORM?! I'LL KILL EVERYONE THAT STANDS BETWEEN ME AND THAT ACTUAL PROPER SUIT! OR SO HELP ME GOD!

-An angry, annoyed, embarrassed and enraged Laura Ortiz.

She dislikes the attire not due to the size (as it was resized to fit her) but due to the annoyingly bright colors, paired to the strange choices made by the designer. Yet, the only thing she actually liked was that it was (sorta) suitable for her frame... Even if she compared it to "the same sort of rags you'd put on a flamenco dancer while you and said dancer are on LSD."

For BN:
Imagine an olive green version of the US Marine Corps Gala uniform, with gold trims, though the badges for rank and medals are missing along with any tassels. Dress shoes (black) and pants (lighter shade of green) included with a black belt replacing the white one present in the image. No hat.

[The Onox Legion]

"Disgusting, why should I, General Onox, wear a silly tunic with no weight, nor one that looks impressive? Why wear anything if you can't wear something iconic!?
Whoever designed this deserves to be destroyed! THE HAT ISN'T EVEN POINTY, WHAT A CRAP TASTE THIS IS!"

-General Onox

General Onox did not enjoy wearing this uniform, mostly due to the fact that the hat wasn't pointy.

YL wears General Onox's armour, whether or not it fits YL is up to you

[Pax Brasiliana]

Prime Minister Giovanna Gottschalk I mean, it could be way worse - it's pretty roomy inside it, but this is too god-damn awfully heavy! And what are those pointy boots? How a general can looks serious wearing those jester-looking boots? Of course, the chest piece plate is intimidating and all, but this is too heavy! I doubt someone can fight while wearing such armor. Whoever made me wear this will be fired! Wait a minute, is this a freaking Dunce hat?

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YL wears Giovanna's signature outfit as a teenager: a grey denim jacket, a Nirvana t-shirt, baggy jeans, All-Star boots, and a black baseball cap.

[Unified Communist Councils]

Yan Sooyoung's Mood: Nostalgic. * Today was a most peculiar occurrence. Posed in front of a mirror, Yan was dressed in the unfamiliar drab of a grey denim jacket, a t-shirt which bore the signature of an early 21st century Earth band, jeans much too loose for comfort, a black baseball cap hung on top of her head but hey, at least the shoes didn't appear too bad. It was a stark contrast to Yan's regular choice of attire. * “Isn't this something? The daft garbs of an unrefined juvenile, hmm... it takes me back to mine distant days of youth. Back then when I may have preferred a hoodie over a tacky jacket." - Divine Secretary of the All-Union

[Demonic Satan]

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named stares at the white coat, black button-up shirt, black leggings? jean? and shoes through a pair of red sunglasses, with her contacts still on.

huh. its kinda boring, this outfit. The glasses make me feel like I'm having a seizure!

-She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is about 5ft tall, wears a dark purple trench coat over a black turtle neck and has a pair of black leggings. However, the turtleneck has star shaped buttons in a neat line down the front and there are silver chains attached to the belt loops of the leggings. The leggings have pockets. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named also has black leather boots that give her about an inch of height. She also has really high prescription contact lenses for near-sightedness (about a -6 in each eye)
Shoe size
Us: 6
Euro: 39
UK: 5.50

Unless your leader is a nearsighted short person, highly doubt they can see or fit in the clothes.

[Sherechia]

Inogo Estima:Ah my eyes! Fuck these stupid contacts, and your clothes suck, too small, too flashy and edgy with these stupid chains and with these stupid boots, why the hell you need them anyway? I spend like half my life on the saddle and I never wear boots, which may I remind you is also way too small.

BN:
Inogo Estima wears a grey T-shirt, olive green cargo pants that extend down to the knee, and mountain sandals.

[CtarlCtarl]

"Hmmm, Hinote guesses this is alright but it's a bit boring; not a lot of color or very fabulous. Hinote would not wear this normally"
Empress Hinote III of CtarlCtarl

Hinote wears a bright pink dress with poofy sleeves and a wide skirt that extends to just above her knees. Said dress is tied with a lighter pink sash at the waist. The dress is made of silk and satin. Around her neck, she wears a red ribbon choker with a golden heart pendant, as well as silver and pink necklace. She's also barefooted.

[Neu Titans]

Alex really did not like the new dress "Are you sure this is tactically wise to wear in combat? Ever since I was a kid, I have been teased for being a tomboy for wearing boy's clothing and all the girls tried to get me to dress femininely but this is just tacky! This will not do. The pink's too in your face and doesn't vibe with my fighting spirit. Good thing they didn't include cat ears as a part of the package." ~ Lt. Alexandra Fitzgerald, Ace Pilot of AEUG Task Force Beta

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BN: You're wearing Alex's red pilot suit

[Valentine Z]

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: I mean, it does fit me, so that's a plus. I do feel a little suffocated in this, maybe because this is a brand new suit. I pity the textile company outside of my country who had to go through making this for me. Anyway, I do look good, wow! That's quite a first, haha! I can get used to this! :3

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YL wears Valentijn's suit of armour.

https://m.imgur.com/5vHD7JU?r

[Acraus Federation]

"It fits! Well the chest plate does at least. Still never thought that I'd met any one who also wears tops in my size, so much of the royal budget goes towards making one or two dresses a year for me for public events, and that's with the designer working for free so they could say that they dressed the goddess. The same can't be said for the helmet and bottom of though which are clearly not designed for my species. The helmet has no room for my hood has to be worn like a muzzle, meanwhile the neither of the pants' legs are big enough for my tail with the entire thing breaking into an improvised skirt. There's a very good reason skirts are considered a unisex piece of fashion for us."
-The Eternal Empress Isssha

[Karazicu]

(going off of Acraus Najarala, have no idea what your emperor wears since it really isn't written down or shown)
"Huh. This fits surprisingly well, despite the fact that the person that wears this is, well, literally not human. Also seems pretty similar to what I wear, it's works for me."
-Polistasi Overseer RK

Overseer RK usually wears riot police gear. On the back of it, the words "POLISTASI OVERSEER" is written on it in all capital letters. It has a modified AS VAL rifle tied up to it with security cord so as to prevent its theft. It also comes with an equipment belt with tear gas grenades, a 9mm handgun, ammunition, and other such gear.

[Romanic Imperium]

What the bloody hell this is literally our riot gear? Why the hell am I in bloody riot gear?
-A very confused Jaguar Aquilion

For BN: imagine a Roman legionarie armor but it's blue and red. Extremely lightweight no helmet and two sword sheaths

[Gonswanza]

... This is okay I guess... Not sure why I was given this. But it just feels weird. I'd rather be in a suit and tie than this, or even combat fatigues. Eugh. Two swords? Really? Why not just one? And a shield? Pah... Whoever wore this is probably from an ancient empire in some ancient time period long before the plague ripped through Europe.

-Laura Ortiz. She's oddly okay with this!

For BN: White tanktop, cut short to expose the midriff, jeans, crew-cut white socks, and red sneakers. Casual wear, really... Plus boxers and (if female) an exercise bra for decency.

[Azur Deutschland]

Sylvia Lucienne Dellamorte

"You'd think this would be comfortable, but... it's not. It's awkward and really weird. I'd rather just slip into my pajamas or something else. I don't wear elegant frilly dresses all the time, but I certainly don't walk around wearing anything like this either."

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BN: You get to wear a dress that either resembles Schnee Kristall or Rosenkristall

[Sahara Arabia]

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Sylvia Lucienne Dellamorte

"You'd think this would be comfortable, but... it's not. It's awkward and really weird. I'd rather just slip into my pajamas or something else. I don't wear elegant frilly dresses all the time, but I certainly don't walk around wearing anything like this either."

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BN: You get to wear a dress that either resembles Schnee Kristall or Rosenkristall

"im a KING! this is not fit of a king, or a arabian monarch anytime! get this thing off me." - Sahara Shari the 9th
Sahara Shari the 9th wears a classic arabian outfit with a yellow 4 pointed star in the middle of a sand coloured chest area, it is also has some sandals to walk on the sand around Sahara Sharis Palace Sand Outskirts

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV--this picture is dated, but meh

Alastair is: Confused. Why is he not wearing his normal clothes? He should have on a shirt and pants. How did he change his outfit? How long until someone yells at him for cultural appropriation because he's a white Catholic dude in traditional Arabian garb even though he spontaneously and unwillingly changed clothes? Uncomfortable. His outfit doesn't fit him. It feels heavy, and the shoes rub against his legs. The skin around the straps is red, and his feet squirm, unused to sandals. He misses his socks and slippers. Where are they? He tugs at his outfit to adjust it and finds it no more familiar than before. Anxious. He doesn't know where Marie is. He sees a strange woman, but when he tries to ask her what happened to his clothes, his words come out all wrong. Cursed. This is an F7 thread, so nothing is going to end well for anybody.

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YL gets to wear Alastair's typical vibing-at-home-while-gradually-succumbing-to-alcohol-induced-disease outfit, aka:

• A plain white t-shirt
• Dark gray sweatpants
• Socks
• House slippers
• A black beanie

Size: Uh...idk, just go with "sickly adult male"

[Valentine Z]

Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris Wit. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Ahh, it feels just right to me. Casual clothing - white shirt, sweat pants, slippers, sometimes it just feels right, you know? Comfortable, snug, I could just lie down here and sleep. I'm glad you made these clothes in my size, hehe, goodness knows I can barely cover my face with normal cloth sizes.

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YL basically wears Gwen's suit, with the time and space control device and everything. It requires careful usage, or you will get vaporised and will never exist in a timeline.

[Romanic Imperium]

Ok so My Scientist freind Quantum said that this is a space and time suit. It fits surprisingly well. Well let's see if I calibrate this correctly I can go a few minutes forward...... And NOW! -Jaguar Aquilion

For BN: Imagine a Roman legionarie armor but it's blue and red. Extremely lightweight no helmet and two sword sheaths.

[Mahashuryana]

"Dressed as a mere legionary? This Roman costume is nothing but an insult to the Buddha's servant and a Maharaja who will sit atop of the Heavens. I will not tolerate this insolence much longer, I'm ditching this costume for a real armor of Vindhus steel and splendor." ~ Vajra the Dreaded, Maharaja of Mahashuryana

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BN: This is what YL would dress up like plus you can have the horse too

[Nova Tero]

No wonder he's strong and grumpy as hell, no way you'll feel good wearing this heavy and uggo armour. No, steady, steady, you beautiful coal black horse you, don't throw me off!
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BN, please choose one of the following:
Work: a business suit (with trouser bottoms) and court pumps.
Home: a dress shirt, a pair of slacks and a pair of pantoffels.
Size: an average woman.

[Sherechia]

Kaoma Haishi was so familiar with said clothing (the business one) that she didn't even realize it was her clothing. So he continued her daily commute until she reached the office when she realized something.

Kaoma Haishi:I have a sneaking suspicion that these clothes aren't mine. They feel a bit... larger than usual and mildly unfamiliar. Can't tell really...

It was only when her clothes got caught in the metro doors on the way home that she realized that this ain't her clothes, fortunetely no gruesome accident would happen here, atypical of Sherechian commuting.

Kaoma Haishi:That was close, Ok this can't be my clothing, the fuck is going on?!

BN use San Horo

[Neu Titans]

Alex was never a suit person yet that didn't stop her from admiring herself in the mirror with how professional and esteemed she looks right now rather than dressing up as a pilot grunt. "I'm liking this suit already, although it's a bit too large for my size. Even then, I can't go around doing sorties while dressing up like a Federation politician." ~ Lt. Alexandra Fitzgerald, Ace Pilot of AEUG Task Force Beta

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[The United Penguin Commonwealth]

Gillerne Tingene, Emperor of the Commonwealth

Level 0, Station B2, Huddle City, UPC, Antarctica [HOTLINE CONTEXT TRANSCRIPT BEGINNING] Okay, who put this on me? I mean, it’s very nice — or would be — but [ruffling noises] I can’t get [ruffling noises] …[expletive deleted], it has buttons. [struggling noises] Okay, um… [shuffling] [thump] Come on… [shuffling] There! [button beeps] [alarm] [HOTLINE CONTEXT TRANSCRIPT END]

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The Emperor wears a tuxedo with white frills on the front and coattails to foreign meetings, mostly to make other people comfortable. The tuxedo is made of a very thin material and is tailored to the typical emperor penguin, making it rather small for humans.

[Tablinzhia]

(Image) Gillerne Tingene, Emperor of the Commonwealth

Level 0, Station B2, Huddle City, UPC, Antarctica [HOTLINE CONTEXT TRANSCRIPT BEGINNING] Okay, who put this on me? I mean, it’s very nice — or would be — but [ruffling noises] I can’t get [ruffling noises] …[expletive deleted], it has buttons. [struggling noises] Okay, um… [shuffling] [thump] Come on… [shuffling] There! [button beeps] [alarm] [HOTLINE CONTEXT TRANSCRIPT END]

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The Emperor wears a tuxedo with white frills on the front and coattails to foreign meetings, mostly to make other people comfortable. The tuxedo is made of a very thin material and is tailored to the typical emperor penguin, making it rather small for humans.

There is no point in Big Chungus even trying to fit on this tiny attire, as it fits tight on his right arm and won’t go past the elbow. He laughs before returning to work.

Big chungus, as his name may suggest, wears a very large traditional clothing for an islamic ruler, similar to what the king of Saudi Arabia may wear.