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Sensorland
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Founded: Jun 30, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Sensorland » Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:59 pm

It's been a while since I've seen this game on F7, so here's a new incarnation.

Fortunately/Unfortunately is a simple game. We tell a story together, alternating between fortunate and unfortunate events. For example, we might see:

Examplistania: Fortunately, our heroes were rescued at the last second and managed to escape the deadly robo-tigers.
Demonstatia: Unfortunately, they ran right into a group of deadly robo-lions!
Illustratia: Fortunately, the robo-lions were easily disarmed with cuddles!
Nation 4: Unfortunately, our heroes were now completely lost and had no way home.


To begin:

Fortunately, Bob found a penny on the sidewalk.
Sensorland of the West Pacific
I mostly use NS stats
Just here to have a good time
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Social liberal, Georgist, atheist, vegan

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Hispida
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Posts: 5147
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Hispida » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:00 pm

unfortunately for bob, that was a time-traveling penny! he's been transported to the 1850's!
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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:01 pm

Fortunately, Bob landed in 1850's New York, so he could at least try to make a living.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Untecna
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Posts: 3943
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Untecna » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:03 pm

Unfortunately, he has to work in a sweatshop.
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

I'm queer

Heloin's, perhaps, unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Anarchy and Cooperation
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 02, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Anarchy and Cooperation » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:06 pm

fortunately, he gets payed well above average

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Hellburnenstein
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Posts: 14
Founded: Nov 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Hellburnenstein » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:10 pm

Unfortunately, his paycheck is a bomb and he explodes and dies, the end!!
JK

Unfortunatly, his boss whips him often
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Nashiraa
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Founded: Mar 27, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Nashiraa » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:14 pm

fortunately, he met a rich heiress

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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:15 pm

unfortunately the heiress was kidnapped by General Di Ravello.

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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:28 pm

Fortunately, Di Ravello gets hit with a plane that got stuck in the horrific Just Cause physics engine, and Bob reunites with the heiress.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Nashiraa
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 27, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Nashiraa » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:56 pm

unfortunately her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf and isn't happy about bob

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SOUTH OLPEN
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Posts: 3005
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby SOUTH OLPEN » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:58 pm

Fortunately, he's a clergyman so he can bless any water and get as many crosses as needed,
The Scezonian Telegram Olpen Leaves Global Entene |  Coup Overthrows Galapagos; To Hold Election Soon  |  Zarnicovia Occupied by Russia, Armenia

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.

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Untecna
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Posts: 3943
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Untecna » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:26 pm

Unfortunately, he has stolen a cross and has been arrested.
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

I'm queer

Heloin's, perhaps, unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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The African Emirates
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Posts: 153
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:34 pm

Fortunately, he made such a funny pun about crosses that he was released immediately without charges being raised.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Pathoal
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Jan 04, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Pathoal » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:40 pm

Unfortunately, an angry mob with no sense of humour immensely seized him, tied him to a stake, and pelted him with eggs.
aka Comfed

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SOUTH OLPEN
Minister
 
Posts: 3005
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby SOUTH OLPEN » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:45 pm

Fortunately, the vampire confused a mobster with him. He bit the mobster, causing panic, and giving the dude a chance to escape.
The Scezonian Telegram Olpen Leaves Global Entene |  Coup Overthrows Galapagos; To Hold Election Soon  |  Zarnicovia Occupied by Russia, Armenia

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.

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Berusturg
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Posts: 148
Founded: Nov 22, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Berusturg » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:50 pm

Unfortunately, The vampire bit the mobster. Now he's an angry vampire mobster with no sense of humor that is chasing you down.
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Diaboland
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Diaboland » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:29 pm

Fortunately, Bob is just in a movie. Everyone is an actor.

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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 687
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm

Unfortunately, Bob was watching said movie and then suddenly some mobsters attacked the movie theater with Bob in it.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue very biased political compass
Btw I don’t use NS stats. Also polandballs and bfdi yea I like those.
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A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.

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Untecna
Senator
 
Posts: 3943
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Untecna » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:36 pm

Fortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger comes to save the day.
Californian

Dragon with internet access

Unironically still in NSG discussions, now turned to slight shitposting to make it fun for everyone else me and me only.

I'm queer

Heloin's, perhaps, unwanted accountant

Don't use my old posts to judge me, I was cringe af

Naan Violence, y'all.

Political Beliefs
TL;DR: I'm a democratic socialist. Surprise Surprise, I don't support genocide or violence.

Go 49rs

Untecna wrote:No, and you can talk to my dragon lawyers if you dragon want me to dragon shut up.

Hemakral wrote:damn bro that wall so thick kool-aid man couldn't bust through

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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SOUTH OLPEN
Minister
 
Posts: 3005
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby SOUTH OLPEN » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:59 pm

Unfortunately, Arnold is bitten by a secret vampire in the mob. Now, there's a vampire Arnold Schwartzenager.
The Scezonian Telegram Olpen Leaves Global Entene |  Coup Overthrows Galapagos; To Hold Election Soon  |  Zarnicovia Occupied by Russia, Armenia

Male (he/him), American, liberal, represents a slightly exaggerated version of my views, we want mod transparency, greatest wishes to Greatest States of America.

The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.

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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 687
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:56 am

Fortunately, Arnold only attacked the mobsters.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue very biased political compass
Btw I don’t use NS stats. Also polandballs and bfdi yea I like those.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.

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The Republic of Western Sol
Envoy
 
Posts: 293
Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:58 am

Unfortunately, all the mobsters turn into vampire mobsters
Buy my guns, Damnit!
We here at Western sol would like to personally welcome you here, check out the unique scenery, the technological marvels, the mass religious sacrifice and human rights violations, the beautiful architecture and the always warm weather!

We pride ourselves on our cutting- edge, mostly Benevolent empire, where we commit war crimes on our enemies and put comedic sound effects on the footage! No, seriously, it’s one of the highest rated daytime TV shows here, just below UNN!
Benevolent Autocracy
A system that pleases the masses and maintains control.

Stability: +50
War Support: +50%
Political Power Gain: +25%
Production Efficiency: +25%
Daily Democracy Support: -25%
we use NS stats
Furry UwU

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Indochina and Oceania
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Indochina and Oceania » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:02 am

Fortunately, the time-traveling penny transported Bob to the future, away from the vampire mobsters
The United Kingdoms of
Indochina
and Oceania
Progredi sine timore!

A Class 1.167 Civilization according to this index.
A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.

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Comoristaniat
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Comoristaniat » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:07 am

Indochina and Oceania wrote:Fortunately, the time-traveling penny transported Bob to the future, away from the vampire mobsters

Unfortunately, It transported him 5 billion years into the future and the growing sun is about to eat the EarthTM
This nation (to everyone's dismay) does represent my RL views.

Domestic News: Emperor Johannes I has died| The Nation's first FTL starship has been damaged by an asteroid and will stop by Moon Base 2 for repairs| An ancient Totem has been discovered outside of New Dresden| The Nation is officially defunct[] | International News: Relations between Comoristaniat and the Anglo-Saxon Kingdom of Bryten are improving| Austro-Bavaria has cut off diplomatic relations with North German Empire| The South Afrikan Republic has declared war on The Union of Somalia

Tier 8 Level 1 Type 5 .A 11.875 civilization, according to this index.

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Janpia
Senator
 
Posts: 4176
Founded: Jul 20, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Janpia » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:12 am

Fortunately, he is on a fast interstellar spaceship

Long live the Janpian Union of Revolutionary States!

5th Era


- NS policies ain't real. (No prison policy? HAA)
- Yes. I am your average tankie commie.
- Nation doesn't totally reflect my political views.(Damn you random policies!)
- You might guess that I'm a FT nation based on my futuristic style flag, and my name sounding like a Star Wars planet. But nah.
- Check my military equipments. Worked hard on dem drawings
- Currently trying to improve my RP quality
-My favorite past time read. Probably the reference for my deathstar. But I still swear that I'm not an FT nation
- Sometimes I wonder what am I doing with my export program
Alliances with:
-KTO
-LDO

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