May the @@ANIMAL@@ be with you?
Description: After an unfortunate accident in @@CAPITAL@@, where 10 @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ piled up onto the road, causing a truck to hit a car which bowled into another, setting off a chain reaction in which 10 people died, their owner claims that she "Simply didn't have time to ind someone to take care of them, okay?! I had family to visit." Following this, some people are questioning whether you need a license to own animals.
This issue is valid for everyone
Option 1: "It's an easy decision!" barks General @@RANDOMNAME@@, slamming @@HER@@ hand on your table. "Make it so you have to get a permit to have a civilian @@ANIMAL@@. In fact, make it so you need a permit to own any creature.... as a civilian, of course." She draws a disturbing sketch on your table. "And if someone is caught without a permit, you could always call my men to... sort it out."
Result: Watching a show about animals has the police knocking on your door.
Option 2: "N-n-no, don't hurt my pets," squeaks @@RANDOMNAME@@, the person whose pets caused the accident. "We just all want to have someone to enjoy our time with. Make it so there are no regulations on pets." @@SHE@@ pets a @@ANIMAL@@, whispering to it.
Result: @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ ravage the streets at night.
Option 3: Your sensible Minister of Sensible Solutions, @@RANDOMNAME@@, struts into the room. "Surely there is a middle ground?" @@HE@@ states, smiling at the others. "Perhaps we could arrange it so a permit is not needed, but owners are held fully accountable for their pets? I'm sure that would accommodate everyone."
Result: Lawsuits for trespassing are sky high as @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ cross property lines.
Description: After an unfortunate accident in @@CAPITAL@@, where 10 @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ piled up onto the road, causing a truck to hit a car which bowled into another, setting off a chain reaction in which 10 people died, their owner claims that she "Simply didn't have time to ind someone to take care of them, okay?! I had family to visit." Following this, some people are questioning whether you need a license to own animals.
This issue is valid for everyone
Option 1: "It's an easy decision!" barks General @@RANDOMNAME@@, slamming @@HER@@ hand on your table. "Make it so you have to get a permit to have a civilian @@ANIMAL@@. In fact, make it so you need a permit to own any creature.... as a civilian, of course." She draws a disturbing sketch on your table. "And if someone is caught without a permit, you could always call my men to... sort it out."
Result: Watching a show about animals has the police knocking on your door.
Option 2: "N-n-no, don't hurt my pets," squeaks @@RANDOMNAME@@, the person whose pets caused the accident. "We just all want to have someone to enjoy our time with. Make it so there are no regulations on pets." @@SHE@@ pets a @@ANIMAL@@, whispering to it.
Result: @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ ravage the streets at night.
Option 3: Your sensible Minister of Sensible Solutions, @@RANDOMNAME@@, struts into the room. "Surely there is a middle ground?" @@HE@@ states, smiling at the others. "Perhaps we could arrange it so a permit is not needed, but owners are held fully accountable for their pets? I'm sure that would accommodate everyone."
Result: Lawsuits for trespassing are sky high as @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ cross property lines.
