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[DRAFT] International Dress Code

Postby Yaak » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:17 pm

The World Assembly,

Wanting to implement a dress code upon this world,

Hereby does the following:

I. Defines a dress code as a list of things people are required to wear.

II. Requires corrupt officials to wear professional business suits.

III. Mandates people in the computer industry to wear hazmat suits.

IV. Forces people in any online business to wear mascot suits of their country's national animal.

V. Requires people who works in an office or at home to wear a clown suit.

VI. Mandates people serving in government or as a federal worker to wear the suit of a court jester, excluding ambassadors during the summer.

VII. Forces people in sports to wear clothes of sumo wrestlers.

VIII. Requires people in the car industry to put on clothes of religious leaders.

IX. Mandates people serving in a country's military to wear school uniform.

X. Forces anyone else to decide whether to wear clothes of tree cutters, pool installers, or tile installers.

Note: Exceptions to this resolution include the youth, leaders, and people who cannot afford to buy their clothing.
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Postby Yaak » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:21 pm



It's not a joke proposal.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:25 pm

Yaak wrote:


It's not a joke proposal.

It is a joke proposal. No other ambassador is going to look at it and think it's something the WA needs to implement.
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Postby Yaak » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:26 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
Yaak wrote:
It's not a joke proposal.

It is a joke proposal. No other ambassador is going to look at it and think it's something the WA needs to implement.


But I do.
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Postby Untecna » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:28 pm

First, formatting nitpick: use list coding.

Next, comments:
  1. Category/Strength?
  2. Preamble doesn't really convince, at least me, of the merit of this.
  3. "Things" in your second clause should be "clothing".
  4. Jokes belong here: Thread
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Postby Untecna » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:29 pm

Yaak wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:It is a joke proposal. No other ambassador is going to look at it and think it's something the WA needs to implement.


But I do.

Emphasis on "no other ambassador". No one here, so far, believes this is anything but a joke.
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Postby Tinhampton » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:29 pm

Yaak wrote:


It's not a joke proposal.

A proposal that requires car salesmen to LARP as Pope Pius XII, five-star generals to LARP as Cher Horowitz, human resources managers to LARP as Krusty the Klown and computer repairers to LARP as those guys who spray the streets with disinfectant to stop the spread of COVID-19 is most assuredly unserious.
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Postby Groot » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:32 pm

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Postby Shazbotdom » Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:19 pm

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Postby Hiram Land » Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:32 pm

The WA doesn't simply do mandatory dress codes for her member states - nor even voluntary dress codes. This is clearly meant to be left to the member states, and the WA wouldn't even have the ability to enforce the dress code.

Unless we make a WA Dress Code Army and enforce it that way...
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Postby Qhevak » Sun Jan 23, 2022 5:26 am

We give this resolution our full support, as long as it is confirmed the "leader" exception to the dress code means that national leaders are required to be naked at all times.
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Postby The New Nordic Union » Sun Jan 23, 2022 6:08 am

Illegal for possible contradiction of clause 2 of GAR#445.
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Postby Xanthorrhoea » Sun Jan 23, 2022 7:18 am

Should a corrupt politician wear a suit or a court jester outfit? Maybe some sort of mix between the two?

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Postby Yaak » Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:14 am

The New Nordic Union wrote:Illegal for possible contradiction of clause 2 of GAR#445.


Fixed.
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Postby Yaak » Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:39 am

Qhevak wrote:We give this resolution our full support, as long as it is confirmed the "leader" exception to the dress code means that national leaders are required to be naked at all times.


National leaders can wear what they want.
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Postby Asaurcmi » Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:31 pm

I beg your pardon? How is anyone but you going to see this proposal anything other than a joke. It serves no practically what so ever; And most likely illegal. Ex. Metagaming.

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Postby Wayneactia » Tue Jan 25, 2022 8:22 pm

Yaak wrote:


It's not a joke proposal.

Reads an awful lot like a joke to me.
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Postby Yaak » Wed Jan 26, 2022 8:45 am

Asaurcmi wrote:I beg your pardon? How is anyone but you going to see this proposal anything other than a joke. It serves no practically what so ever; And most likely illegal. Ex. Metagaming.


How is it metagaming?
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:49 am

"Category and strength?"

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Postby Belshekistan » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:57 am

Yaak wrote:
Asaurcmi wrote:I beg your pardon? How is anyone but you going to see this proposal anything other than a joke. It serves no practically what so ever; And most likely illegal. Ex. Metagaming.


How is it metagaming?

Not a WA member, but I believe a nudity ban and compulsory nudity are both policies that can be enacted by a nation. This resolution would force citizens to wear clothing, which affects the compulsory nudity policy. Therefore, it is metagaming.
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:02 am

Belshekistan wrote:
Yaak wrote:
How is it metagaming?

Not a WA member, but I believe a nudity ban and compulsory nudity are both policies that can be enacted by a nation. This resolution would force citizens to wear clothing, which affects the compulsory nudity policy. Therefore, it is metagaming.

Ooc: This is not how that rule works.

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Postby Yaak » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:09 am

Separatist Peoples wrote:"Category and strength?"


I don't know. What should it be?
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:36 am

Yaak wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:"Category and strength?"


I don't know. What should it be?

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Postby Shazbotdom » Wed Jan 26, 2022 7:26 pm

Yaak wrote:
Separatist Peoples wrote:"Category and strength?"


I don't know. What should it be?


"It's not on the Membership to decide that. It is up to you, Ambassador, to come up with that during the drafting phase." Antione stated. "You should always decide on a Category, THEN draft your proposal to fit that category. Not draft, then figure out a category."
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